Thursday, April 26th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Granny Spoons
You know you're about to witness the performance of the year month week day hour when it starts with the star feeding a bunch of kangaroos. Here's Deb "Spoons" Perry, the most talented Perry of all the Perrys, slapping the nickel off some spoons while SPOONING FOR HER LIFE to The Black Keys' "Lonely Boy." When Granny Spoon's grandchildren talk sass, she can slap them in the mouth with her spoon while making beautiful music. Work them spoons, granny.
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SDR and beb, you two made me laugh out loud first thing this morning! Thank you! ;D
Although that pink stuff sounds scary! *whispers* there must be other edible pink/red stuff that can do the trick.
And for drying/freshness, all I can say is, how considerate!!! Hahahahahahahahaha
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Beb, if you get to read this I want this t-shirt:
http://www.freshballs.com/us/products/tshirt-squirrel/
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 11:44pm.
I am young, and wanted to change the color of "my girl" from olive-purplish to pink. This is a very red-pink. It definetaly covered my original shade. It is kind of funny to think about using this, but it is almost like putting Kool-aid there. And, it's about the color of strawberry Kool-aid. It washed off, but doesnt rub off during love-making. It burns if you put too much on, or use it other places. I tried it on my nipples, and it didnt work well there.
This sounds like quite the experience. Too bad the "Marilyn" is out of stock.
This definitely tops Fresh Balls and Fresh Breasts:
http://freshballs.com/
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Ok. I clicked on www.mynewpinkbutton.com
The comments are GOLD!
"I got the ole misses some of this cooter cream cause although she is a classic let's just say she wasn't garage kept. We both enjoyed ourselves as I waxed her squack and the dye really brought out the original finish. My only question comment is that I wish it had that new car smell, or maybe leather. But anyway, I've been inside my wife all week and it's been a great ride."
There are tons more funny ones.
Hi/bye all.
Night all. Sorry for hijacking the thread. I want to go to sleep but I have to watch the Devils in OT if I don't have a heart attack first.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:49pm.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zEokJp8ALrs/T4O-AJAarTI/AAAAAAAACPc/NPJ4j6OoZk...
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That is it!
Night to ya Hockey!
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Night GéGé! ;)
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<3, Bacon Slut.
Sweet Swedish dreams, everyone
Nite nite, GG.
Nite nite, GG.
Is anyone watching the Devils??? Christ Brodeur!!!!
ANOTHER OVERTIME GAME!!!
Nite people. Sleep well and stay safe.
JC, Hockey!
If you are ever in town, the glogg is on me for the google-ing ability you have just bestowed upon me. *licking computer screen* Off to google some more. Or something like that.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zEokJp8ALrs/T4O-AJAarTI/AAAAAAAACPc/NPJ4j6OoZk...
okay last post on the Lundqvist twins. Maybe.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:44pm.
UMD Bulldogs
Within reason, I never said I played fair...
and you're welcome. hehehehehe
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:28pm.
Hey within!
*hates hockey* I guess our college team is one of the best? But they probably lie. And I don't care to research.
^^^who's your team??
And Bacon Slut: google Henrik Lundqvist and go into images. Nice eye candy
Hockey, (Lundqvist Twins Interview...) *faints* you do not play fair! To the left, to the left hmmmmmmm... heheheh
PrettyHate... what? These boys are hawt! ;)
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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http://hlundqvist.blogspot.com/2011/09/henrik-lundqvist-posed-shirtless-...
Yum.
*runs into nearest wall with extreme lady boner looking for Swedish recipes in my cookbook stash*
They are right up there with Nacho Figueras. Only, there are TWO of these guys. *swoons*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Hot Swedish Hockey Player Twins interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvwVLpIKogI
God DAMN. *fans self*
Hey within!
*hates hockey* I guess our college team is one of the best? But they probably lie. And I don't care to research.
Who is this Hank person? Needs more info in order to google.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
:(
It's cool...if they are TAINTed by the Rangers they have no heat for me...now call me if he gets traded!
Wait. Whut? Hot Swedes? Where? *playing catch-up*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Hockey, again... :O
I
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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GG, I dunno, you just told Hank and his hot twin to drink your taint sweat. I don't think you can handle their hotness. I'll take care of 'em. You just sit over there and hold the camera.
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There's a difference between a cougar and a barn cat.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by beb on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:30pm.
HF: I wouldn't kick Hank out of bed either. Unless it was to make me a sammich after a nonstop 6-hour romp. Boy's gotta keep up his energy.
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Amen. You know he has a twin brother, right??
Fuck, now I need two hot Swedes and a whole platterful of sandwiches. And a fucking cigarette!
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I need a moment...! :O
*pant-pant-pant*
Can you forgive a slooooht?
Hello prettyhate!
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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@Hockey
True, true. But we takes our lakes time "seriously" year round. In the winter, it's beers, fish houses and ice fairies. (Look that last one up!) ;)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
*runs back in* Did somebody say "two hot Swedes"?
Submitted by beb on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:30pm.
HF: I wouldn't kick Hank out of bed either. Unless it was to make me a sammich after a nonstop 6-hour romp. Boy's gotta keep up his energy.
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Amen. You know he has a twin brother, right??
Fuck, now I need two hot Swedes and a whole platterful of sandwiches. And a fucking cigarette!
Helloooooooooo
Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:31pm.
RE: The boating issue/hockey dude. If you are boating in Minnesota, you are doing it wrong if you are not intoxicated. ;)
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Isn't that true for all states, not just MN?
Byfuglien seems like he'd be a rockin dude to party with. Like, he'd have Hennessy as well as Coors Light on his boat.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:47pm.
The Rangers can drink my taint sweat!
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I get the feeling you're holding back. Tell me how you really feel. :P
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:21pm.
Yes Hockey, Yes!
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GMTA, baby!
Bacon, for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNczeP33Yk0
So bad today, dang it! ☺☺
#nodoubleentendreohnosir!
Love, Marge!
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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@Within
I'm with you on getting Margaret tickets. *keeping my eyeballs peeled in my area* Hooker is funneh!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
The Rangers can drink my taint sweat!
Bebe & Hockey, it was Plantar fasciitis. And.please.do.not.mention.the.Leafs! Just don't! UGH! That hurts... and not in a good way! ;]
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Hey Baconey Goodness! Agreed, I am LMAO, next time, I am getting a ticket to see her live, I.Do.Not.Care! *hugs*
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:26pm.
Thought it was plantar fasciitis, but was totally wrong. Damn WebMD.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
@Within
LMAO at the Margaret clip! Danka for dat! Also, is it wrong that I am now craving a peanut butter and Nutella sammich?
RE: The boating issue/hockey dude. If you are boating in Minnesota, you are doing it wrong if you are not intoxicated. ;)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:21pm.
M.C. is definitely a hot slut.
HF: I wouldn't kick Hank out of bed either. Unless it was to make me a sammich after a nonstop 6-hour romp. Boy's gotta keep up his energy.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:21pm.
Yes Hockey, Yes!
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Submitted by beb on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:16pm.
Achilles tendonitis.
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Ouch.
Submitted by FunLuvinCriminal on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 7:27pm.
Oh - almost forgot Dustin Byfuglien who is currently fighting charges of BWB (Boating While Black) in Minnesota.
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LMAO! Wtf?? what happened? I love him, miss him on the Blackhawks.
I love Simmonds, he is one tough bastard.
OMG, the Rangers just won!! Come on Devils!!!
Holding it open LIKE she had WON it in a county fair... BEST IN SHOW....
Ok, I will stop now hahahahahhaha
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bebe, "what kinda chocolate in your peanut butter on your "asshoahl" accident did you have?" I.LOVE.MARGARET! HAHAHAHAHAA That is all....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bQt8W0fSYk
#bestinshow ;D
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 8:32pm.
*Two playoff game 7's tonight folks, TWO!!!* ;)
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Awesome. I'm rooting Rangers (Hank is gooooorgeous) and New Jersey, bc I think Zach Parise rocks. And Kovy too.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:16pm.
Achilles tendonitis.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK