Ke$hit Continues To Document Her Acts Of Severe Classiness

What ho hasn't drunkenly pissed in the dirt on the side of the highway as flat bed trucks go driving by and who hasn't squatted over a bar bathroom sink when the line for the regular toilet is too long? Every ho has! But of course, Garbage Pail Skank Ke$hit thinks she's the first trick to do it and bragged about it to her Twatter followers (via UsWeekly) by sharing this picture with them. I know, she's SO hardcore. I'd be more surprised if Ke$ha Tweeted a picture of herself using actual unused toilet paper to wipe. Ke$ha also added this note to the picture, which confirms that when she's not making musical herpes, she's writing spam e-mails:

pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.

PoPo? More like the health department. Think of all dogs who now have VD warts on their noses from sniffing on Ke$ha's piss puddle (Yes, her coochie warts are so potent they can infect airborne). No, but seriously, if Ke$ha wasn't a dumb a$$, she wouldn't have given this picture out for free. Kim Kardashian made millions of dollars thanks to piss and Ke$ha ain't got shit to show for it except pee stains in her chonies. Either keep it to yourself or #getmoneybitch.

And where was the Deputy Sheriff of PAPP (Pepaws Against Public Pissing) when we needed him most?

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:28am.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:48am.
If this generation is this damn nasty, what's in store for the next one?

Dragging their asses across the front lawn instead of using Charmin?

*smdh*

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I think a lot of the next generation will become ostentatiously stuck up, simply for something, anything, to annoy the older generations with.

It's like what I heard about Holland after they legalised marijuana: the first generation went mad, and the next generation thought that marijuana is the saddest, uncoolest thing ever.

They might even take the Edwardian approach - sin all you want, but for the love of god don't make a show of yourself.

There's not a lot they can do to push the boat more (in that direction), and a lot of younger people are sick of it.

Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:23am.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:48am.

Dragging their asses across the front lawn instead of using Charmin?
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DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!
*starts making "DONT SKOOT ON MY LAWN" signs*

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:21am.

snowy please don't be irrational!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:21am.

Well, I will say this:

In desperation I have had to let my kid(s) pee between two parked cars or behind a tree in the park when there's no bathroom nearby. If you've ever tried to potty train a child, you understand the situation. They don't have the best bladder control and what's the difference between a toddler and a dog? Dogs pee everywhere and no one bats an eyelash.

But yeah, WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT, YOU DIRTY DUMB BROAD.

If you absolutely MUST resort to semi-public urination, you should hide it as much as possible and not flaunt it. Jesus.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:19am.

A gas station bathrooom...where u had to get a key from the clerk...that was as edgy as I got. & that was gross.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:18am.

If this generation is this damn nasty, what's in store for the next one?

Dragging their asses across the front lawn instead of using Charmin?

*smdh*

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:18am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:44am.

get off your high horses, like none of the rest of you ever did this in your youth! LOL
:P *fondly recalls the feel of breeze from passing cars on my bare ass*

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*smirks*

The difference being that *most* of us didn't put it on the internet. Or, as my unofficial family motto would have it: "Nothing in writing. No, really: nothing in writing."

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:18am.

TEAM PEPAW!!! That's one instance where a guy hitting a trick should be totally acceptable ;)

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:16am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:44am.
get off your high horses, like none of the rest of you ever did this in your youth! LOL

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Well yeah, that goes without saying! everyone's done it. But taking a photo and Tweeting about it...that's just nasty.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:15am.

What the hell? She is gross.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:14am.

get off your high horses, like none of the rest of you ever did this in your youth! LOL
:P *fondly recalls the feel of breeze from passing cars on my bare ass*

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:14am.

Niiiiiice. I kinda sorta dated a chick that stuck her ass out the window of my car and pissed while doing 75mph down interstate... I was so turned off and disgusted I immediately took her home and bid her good night and good riddance (I did not).
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:13am.

Public urination? There's one fucking classy broad for ya!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:11am.

So I am just waiting for her poo release to get Tweet-twatted too.

She makes Britney Spears seem damn near regal by comparison.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:10am.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:34am.

LOL. But it's true. I'm kind of appalled at the way most girls of my generation behave. I don't want to be seen with them. I feel like I should be in another era or something.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:07am.

Yeah Ke$ha you, dogs and the homeless are so edgy. Hahahhahaha @ old man's excellent retort!

Team keep your bodily fluids to yourself.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:07am.

Hope some got on her sweat pants.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:06am.

There's a hidden corner on the Lower East Side that I once claimed like a territorial cat, so I won't fault her completely. But I'm not famous, it wasn't broad daylight, and I didn't tweet a picture for anyone's viewing pleasure. Fuck is wrong with this trick?

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:04am.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:31am.
I feel sorry for any man who is looking to settle down with a lady these days. This generation is total trash.
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*quickly steps off Lucifer Sam's lawn*

Bit young for lambasting the young 'uns, aren't you?

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:01am.

I feel sorry for any man who is looking to settle down with a lady these days. This generation is total trash.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 9:00am.

Classless trash.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 8:57am.

Well.

She certainly has a sctick, doesn't she?

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 8:56am.

Ha, you must have a treasure trove of ridiculous clips just waiting to use when some stupid celebrity does the same thing.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 8:55am.

I'm tired of this "It's cool to be gross!" bullshit.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 8:54am.

HAHAHAHAH @ the old guy kicking that trick. Bitch, show some respect!

Where is pepaw to kick Kesha in the nuts when we really need him?

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 8:53am.

like a fukken mutt

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.