Ke$hit Continues To Document Her Acts Of Severe Classiness

What ho hasn’t drunkenly pissed in the dirt on the side of the highway as flat bed trucks go driving by and who hasn’t squatted over a bar bathroom sink when the line for the regular toilet is too long? Every ho has! But of course, Garbage Pail Skank Ke$hit thinks she’s the first trick to do it and bragged about it to her Twatter followers (via UsWeekly) by sharing this picture with them. I know, she’s SO hardcore. I’d be more surprised if Ke$ha Tweeted a picture of herself using actual unused toilet paper to wipe. Ke$ha also added this note to the picture, which confirms that when she’s not making musical herpes, she’s writing spam e-mails:

pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.

PoPo? More like the health department. Think of all dogs who now have VD warts on their noses from sniffing on Ke$ha’s piss puddle (Yes, her coochie warts are so potent they can infect airborne). No, but seriously, if Ke$ha wasn’t a dumb a$$, she wouldn’t have given this picture out for free. Kim Kardashian made millions of dollars thanks to piss and Ke$ha ain’t got shit to show for it except pee stains in her chonies. Either keep it to yourself or #getmoneybitch.

And where was the Deputy Sheriff of PAPP (Pepaws Against Public Pissing) when we needed him most?