Did You Expect Anything Less From LiLo?

April 26, 2012 / Posted by:

Seen here on the Glee set today looking like Gollum’s cig-addicted mother who works at the last truck stop before Mordor, Lindsay Lohan’s pristine reputation as a responsible, hard-working, polite and pleasant employee remains non-existent! LiLo worked on the Glee set for a total of 3 days (counting today) and so far a cast member has eye rolled her on Twitter and hos have described her as a “nightmare.” White Oprah just lifted her head off of a bartender’s body after doing a shot out of his belly button and said, “That’s my little mess!”

E! News says that LiLo’s first day of shooting actually caused a few crew members to die of shock, because she showed up on time, knew her lines and was completely professional. Well, did you think LiLo would deprive the cast of crew from experiencing her signature spoiled cunt theatrics? Of course not. For her second day of shooting yesterday, LiLo showed up 3 hours late and acted like she didn’t want to be there even though she should be polishing everyone’s taint with her tongue for giving her a chance. Dot Marie Jones, who plays Coach Bieste, Tweeted and then deleted this yesterday morning:

“Gonna be a long day!! Some ppl show up late and just throw a wrench in things. Not cool! I’d rather be an hour early (I was) than 5 minutes late.”

E!’s source added that she “did not want to work. She had not memorized her lines, and she kept disappearing so no one could find her.”

LiLo’s rep Steve Honig, who must have broken dozens of pairs of stress balls with his butt cheeks while lying for this ho, did his job by defending her ass:

“The production team came to us and said that they wanted to start [with Lindsay] right after lunch, which was at 2. They wanted to begin with Lindsay at 3, so that meant she had a lot of time where she wasn’t doing anything. That’s why people didn’t see her. She was then in hair and makeup and began after lunch at 3. If there was a problem yesterday, I would have just said ‘no comment,’ however I can’t ignore this because this is utter B.S. This is a classic example of people trying to bash Lindsay. She busted her ass yesterday and is back on set again today.”

Steve Honig is so good at spitting the bull shit that if you ever need someone to call in sick for you when you’re not sick or to tell your boyfriend that you didn’t cheat on him with some trick from the bar when you did, he’s the dude you need in your life.

Another Glee source said that LiLo showed up on time today and has been on her best behavior so far.

When it comes to showing up on time, LiLo is like my cousins. If you want their tardy for the party asses to show up at 5, you have to tell them to be there at 2. If the producers of Glee expected her to always be on set, they should’ve shot all her scenes at the bar at Chateau Marmont. If they wanted her to memorize lines, they should’ve wrote those lines on a coke-snorting mirror. They didn’t even try to work with her! The producers brought this upon themselves and they only have themselves to blame. Signed, White Oprah.

 (stunning portrait of LiLo via Pacific Coast News)

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