Afternoon Crumbs

April 26, 2012 / Posted by:

John Travolta isn’t wearing a wallet chain! John is not THAT tacky, thankyouverymuch. That’s just a leash for his butt plug so it doesn’t get lost up in there. – Lainey Gossip

Mila Kunis plays it right and will never admit to having sexual intercourse with that douche – The Superficial

Future Headine: Kris Jenner sues the producers of The Dictator for using footage from Khloe Kardashian’s birth – Towleroad

Sam MerLESS is now part owner of Brit Brit SpearsCelebitchy

What in the name of Solid Gold meets MC Hammer Hell is JLo wearing? – Hollywood Tuna

Christina Milian’s 1985 prom hair is causing me to suffer from hairspray inhalation – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The ghost of Blake Lively’s future isn’t looking totally fugged up – Popoholic

What a beautiful Levitz showroom – The Berry

Should I make an uncalled for Jessica Simpson joke or do you want to do the honors? – ICYDK

Either Suri is really into that cupcake or she’s eating whatever is left of Katie’s soul with her eyes – Popsugar

RiRi’s
gramps can’t believe he got out of his La-Z-Boy recliner to come to this shit – Crunk + Disorderly

I’m mad that when I clicked “get the look” it didn’t take me to Olgivie’s website – Just Jared

Let me fix that for you, Tara:You are a mess, you have to go out and eat an entire bottle of vodka.” – Celebslam

The puggle shuffle – Cityrag

I bet Nancy Draw can solve the mystery of who exactly is Jessie’s girl – SOW

Jayde Nicole
is still working that ho stroll – Hollywood Rag

One word: JAPAN – Videogum

Oh how the mighty who were never mighty have fallen – OMG Blog

Wearing a dress from Charo’s wardrobe is yet another shit decision made by Kim Zolciak - I’m Not Obsessed

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