Afternoon Crumbs
John Travolta isn't wearing a wallet chain! John is not THAT tacky, thankyouverymuch. That's just a leash for his butt plug so it doesn't get lost up in there. - Lainey Gossip
Mila Kunis plays it right and will never admit to having sexual intercourse with that douche - The Superficial
Future Headine: Kris Jenner sues the producers of The Dictator for using footage from Khloe Kardashian's birth - Towleroad
Sam MerLESS is now part owner of Brit Brit Spears - Celebitchy
What in the name of Solid Gold meets MC Hammer Hell is JLo wearing? - Hollywood Tuna
Christina Milian's 1985 prom hair is causing me to suffer from hairspray inhalation - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The ghost of Blake Lively's future isn't looking totally fugged up - Popoholic
What a beautiful Levitz showroom - The Berry
Should I make an uncalled for Jessica Simpson joke or do you want to do the honors? - ICYDK
Either Suri is really into that cupcake or she's eating whatever is left of Katie's soul with her eyes - Popsugar
RiRi's gramps can't believe he got out of his La-Z-Boy recliner to come to this shit - Crunk + Disorderly
I'm mad that when I clicked "get the look" it didn't take me to Olgivie's website - Just Jared
Let me fix that for you, Tara: "You are a mess, you have to go out and eat an entire bottle of vodka." - Celebslam
The puggle shuffle - Cityrag
I bet Nancy Draw can solve the mystery of who exactly is Jessie's girl - SOW
Jayde Nicole is still working that ho stroll - Hollywood Rag
One word: JAPAN - Videogum
Oh how the mighty who were never mighty have fallen - OMG Blog
Wearing a dress from Charo's wardrobe is yet another shit decision made by Kim Zolciak - I'm Not Obsessed
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Please avoid posting current photos of JT. He's quite appalling. Your Face!
Johns acually looking at a reporter who flashed his peen.....Gosh John
I wonder if Kelly Preston gets to mess around with guys on the side like her husband?
Actually, Texndoc - it's pretty awful for $60 million. Great views, but the space is horribly designed, architecturally.
Never mind, I see that another guy played the character first, and they bumped him for Springfield, and that lasted just one episode. (And they pretended the other guy never existed, or the character. Weird.)
Forgot that Springfield played Ned Nickerson in that series version of the books....was it a one-shot deal?
Drew has hydrangeas in her garden !! Take that Madge!
That felt on JTs head is awful. It looks like the (meant to be) awful toupe on Jason Alexander in Shallow Hal
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 3:29am.
We knew a sister who worked with Miss T on Saturday Night Fever.
She said Mary T is a very unpleasant, evil queen.
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Which is it, honey, Mary T or Miss T? I'm tired of you fucking skirting around it.
Woops! Double post.
Dear Mr Travolta, as people age they lose pigment from their skin AND hair. That's why even if you used to have jet black hair, dying it the same colour at 50 plus will give you that freshly made up corpse/ fat freaky peewee herman look. It will not make you look young again. You should really talk to your wig pusher about this.
We knew a sister who worked with Miss T on Saturday Night Fever.
She said Mary T is a very unpleasant, evil queen.
Submitted by Uptown James on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 1:12am.
WTF is with Travolta's face?
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I know! He must have had it scraped and sanded. It doesn't even look like him. He looks like a vampire.
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John Travolta is wearing that spray-on hair, n'est-ce pas?
WTF is with Travolta's face? I fear we have another Bruce Jenner in the works although not quite as lesbo looking. Travolta is more ---oh, how shall I say this tactfully---- bitchy old queen.
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WFT is a wallet chain...??? NO, I ain't looking at no 5.7M estate... "Oh how the mighty who were never mighty have fallen "- hhahhahhahah Touché MK, touché! ;)
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the mighty who fell one punched that guy cause his name was calvin lol
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
Yes, Drew Barrymore's place does look like a Levitz. Ugh.
I found my dream home last night - it's in Manhattan on the 80th floor of the Time-Warner Center at Columbus Circle and is for sale at 60 million which makes it the current most expensive property in Manhattan. Very minimalistic which I love.
http://www.sothebyshomes.com/nyc/sales/0017793#
I want it I want it I want it!
Peepaw Fenty has pretty much the same look on his face that i usually have on mine when i read anything about his granddaughter
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The Travoltas are disgusting child scieno child killers. I don't care HOW much they and others forget, Jett was their son and they treated him like an embarrassment.
Jayde Nicle is a whoa.
RiRi is definitely the blind item about bringing girls home, in an earlier post.
I like Mila Kunis quite a bit: I hope she isn't copulating with Asshole Kutcher.
I am actually "Jessie's girl", but I really, really, really don't want to be anymore. (marriage sucks). Anyhooooo........
Travolta looks.... ODD.
Travolta is sofa king gay I can't even. It hurts me to think about him. That poor man. GET OUT OF THERE!!!!! He's trapped.
And I like Drew's house. Not the way it's furnished, but the house itself.
revolta looks grosser everytime I see him, I swear. and gayer and uglier.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
I'm so over Sacha Baron Cohen but that trailer made me giggle. God I'm a moron
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Poor Katie, she really struggles with fashion. One of the rare pics of Suri dressed appropriately, so that's nice.
I feel truly sorry for Brit. She's a slave, alright.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Scientology hand clutch activated!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Nah, he's not fooling Kelly. It was a long ago $cientology arrangement. Gay rumors were flying out of the woodwork right before John's quickie marriage to Kelly way back when. She got herself a high-profile "romance", the ability to only work when she wanted to, and her own wing to each mansion they inhabit.
LOL @ the Levitz reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=-avWUDTbfLk&NR=1
Second commercial...look at the crap they're peddling.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Seriously--- is John Travolta really fooling Kelly? She has GOT to know that he's a flaming 'mo. Or do you think she signed a contract? I mean, seriously-- he just looks gayer and gayer every time I see him. With that haircut and wallet chain, he'd fit right in at our local leather bar.
THAT FACE!!
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Eww Johnny looks like crap! That hair! He's obviously losing weight - I agree, he's got himself a boyfriend!
I love Japan also!
Dear God, he looks like fried dog shit.
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And what is up with that Grecian Formula dyed wig?? He looks like a bargain basement Eddie Munster.
Kelly has his spare butt plug in her hand in case his ass swallows the chain.
Even though they seem to be so off/on I had read Calvin Klein put that 21 year old
moron in a penthouse on the lower west side and pre paid two years rent. Now you'd think douche would be on his best behavior and maybe venture out only to go to church.
Travolta's face! I'm guessing he's landed himself a younger fella and he's all smitten and in lurvvvv because his face has been pulled, botoxed, and lipo'd for death. Also, I fucking love the Japanese.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"