It’s (NSFW) Lurid Digs: The BABY!!! Hoarder Edition!
If I had 14 kids living under one roof with me, my house would have the word Ayúdame (written by me) scrawled on all of its walls, there would be used heroin spoons scattered all over the floor and every door would have been pulled off of its hinges. Obviously, I’d use the doors as a shield against all the baby poop thrown at me on an hourly basis. Basically, my house would make Grey Gardens look like the “after” shot in an episode of Clean House. But that’s why I don’t have 14 kids! Which leads me to these pictures from TMZ of OctoMom’s House of Horrors. Honestly, I expected a lot worse. Don’t get me wrong, it still looks like an abandoned mental hospital turned crack house and I’m sure it smells like a diaper genie’s fart times a million, but I still thought it would look a whole lot more disgusting.
Octo’s hairstylist (I’ll get to that later) gave TMZ the pictures after she filed a complaint with the La Habra Police Department. Stephanie the hairstylist told police and TMZ that the house is covered in graffiti and it has only one working toilet. The kids have to use potty training toilets in the backyard. Octo tried to get the plumbing fixed, but she decided against it after a plumber told her it would cost $150. Stephanie says that the children run around pantless and some of them even have to sleep on the floor since there’s not enough mattresses for all of them. Oh, and what’s locked behind door number WTF in the picture above? It’s not Octo’s sanity! It’s her kids. Octo told Stephanie that sometimes she keeps them in the bedroom. Do not show this picture to my dog or he may use the same trick on my ass.
La Habra police as well as Child Protective Services paid a visit to Octo’s house and looked around for about 90 minutes. They ruled that none of the kids are in immediate danger, so they didn’t remove any of them from the house and will continue to investigate.
And about Octo’s hairstylist, even though she’s still on government assistance and refuses to pay $150 to fix the toilets, she wrote Stephanie a $520 check for two haircuts and a Brazilian blowout.
Octo’s house is a mess, the children are pooping in the backyard, their sleeping pads were made by Lumber Liquidators and it’s only a matter of time before they declare mutiny on her by drowning her in baby piss, but at least her hair looks hot, right? Who cares about the needs of children?! Nothing else matters when your beauty is intact.