Katherine Heigl Adopts Another Baby

April 25, 2012 / Posted by:

It looks like that future Mommie Dearest-like tell-all about Katherine Heigl will have two authors instead of one! Because a rep for Katherine (insert the sound you make when you hawk up a crusty phlegm ball) tells Just Jared that she and her husband Josh Kelley have made their 3-year-old daughter Naleigh a sister by adopting a second kid. Katherine’s rep closed their mouth to all details about her second kid, but who needs Katherine’s rep when we’ve got The National Enquirer? A source tells the Enquirer that Katherine and Josh adopted an 8-day-old girl from Louisiana. The source went on to say this shit:

“As soon as they got the word the baby was born, Katherine and Josh flew from California to Loui­siana to pick up their new daughter. But they didn’t want to let the cat out of the bag too soon about their new little girl. Katherine wanted the infant to have a chance to get acclimated to her new family and surroundings before she introduced her to the world.

To keep the whole thing under wraps, a friend sat with their baby five rows in back of them on the plane trip back to Los Angeles. Only a select few people even know their newborn baby’s name!”

Katherine recently admitted that it took a while to bond with Naleigh and it seemed like her daughter hated her at first (“Do you blame me?” – Naleigh).

We all know Katherine as an insufferable, egotistical asshole whose smug smile makes you want to tell her that you’ll see her next Tuesday, but motherhood has softened her edges a bit. I mean, she’s not totally a mega bitch anymore. And that’s a good reason to never have kids. Raising kids softens your cuntiness! Who wants that?!

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