Hot Slut Of The Day!
The planet's newest world wonder: Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Crusted Pizza! This utopia of deliciousness is only sold at Pizza Huts in the Middle East, so yeah, I'll see all of you at the airport. It'll be easy to spot me in the security line, because I'll be the one grabbing onto my stomach bag as it tries to escape out of my ass. I don't even recognize the sounds my stomach is making right now. This is what it sounds like when your will to live cries.
We were told as children that the cheeseburger crusted pizza was a mythical creature that only existed deep inside of Kirstie Alley's greasy dreams, but dreams are made to come true. Pizza Hut's Crown Crust Pizza also comes with a chicken fillet stuffed crust, but who cares about that when you can wrap your eating hole around a pizza that is giving birth (or shitting) out tiny cheeseburgers! It's like a piece of Jessica Simpson's afterbirth in your mouth.
One of my arteries popped just from watching the commercial and that's always a good sign!
I don't know whether I should feel proud or disappointed that this Giving Up On Life Special didn't come from the fat bitch capital of the world: America. Yeah, I definitely feel the latter, but I'll be proud to be an American again when Pizza Hut US introduces the first ever deep fried bacon stuffed cheeseburger crusted pizza wrapped in a corn dog shell with a tub of Hidden Valley Ranch dipping frosting on the side. Don't me down, Amurica!
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That pizza looks like the key to a painful night in the loo.
I did some traveling in China when I was younger, and there was a Pizza Hut or KFC on seemingly every other street in most of the cities I toured. The Pizza Hut promotion at the time was little sausages baked into the crust. Didn't look bad, but I never had the courage to try it.
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Oh this is nasty! Why do people have to ruin a piece of beef?
That looks truly vomitorious.
The best pizza I have ever had, is at Pepe's (the one that's famous in New Haven, but they have a few outlets here and there in Connecticut). Their pizza is to die for.
Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks this looks like a giant hurl producing mess.
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"It's like if I go on Craigslist looking for peen and then clutch my pearls three hours later when I've suddenly got a dick in my ass. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!" - MK - 4/21/12
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:06am.
You will probably have to purchase nutritional yeast, but it's worth it.
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Co-sign. I fucking LOVE nutritional yeast! And it's so fucking good for you! So much better than cheese.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!
I ordered a pizza in South Korea once that tasted like cheap taco seasoning (not in a good way) and the crust was filled with imitation crab meat. Needless to say I didn't finish the once slice I had.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Looks delicious. Definitely drunk food, but mmmm-MMM! Especially if it has a little bit of Middle Eastern spiciness.
What's better than ranch dressing?:
Crack dressing
1 cup nutritional yeast
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
1/2 cup soy sauce or tamari
1 cup vegetable oil (or olive oil)
2 – 3 garlic cloves
Blend everything in a blender and use as dressing on any vegetables. Also delicious over cooked rice or other grains.
You will probably have to purchase nutritional yeast, but it's worth it. It's my secret ingredient in everything savory. That stuff is orgasmic sprinkled on popcorn, too.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 10:02am.
*HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Too early for this!! +_+
"I'll be the one grabbing onto my stomach bag as it tries to escape out of my ass." - that'd be me too if I ever ate this mess!!! LOL
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 9:55am.
I AM inpressed on how they made the crust, it looks like a fucking pain in the ass for the poor guy making them though.
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I know right? I can see the poor schmuck of a cook getting major league slammed on the late shift with the stoner crowd.
I'd be more inclined to eat this though:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l97ffz5GDU1qcn3o7o1_400.jpg
No wonder they hate us over there.
Gross.
Okay, i'd try it, not going to lie.
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Winter is coming!
I AM inpressed on how they made the crust, it looks like a fucking pain in the ass for the poor guy making them though.
NOM.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I would tear this shit UP.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Looks like the stuff Mrs. Cleaver must've been whipping up all day.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
It doesn't look that gross to me and if hungry I'd like a slice. Most Amurcuns would say the green stuff doesn't belong there. And while that would feed probably a dozen Israelis, Kirstie would order it as a "personal pan".
oooh shit I wanna fuck the Middle Eastern joker AND that pizza real bad. I think the pizza would fuck my gut first though.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I want that so, so bad. This is the kind of stuff that makes me want to live in the US. Or any place that that is served.
gross.
the related Chestica buffalo wing pizza commercial is just too sad.. and funny. Asslee with her old nose playing second fiddle to a skinny Chestica.
Last night I saw the commercial for what looks like this but instead of burgers has cheese bites. Looked gross, and this looks even worse. I'm intrigued with the "special sauce", though.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
I don't know, it looks a little disgusting to me, I can just imagine how greasy it would be with all those burgers by the time it got delivered.