Evening Crumbs

April 25, 2012 / Posted by:

Tilda Swinton and her white jumpsuit from David Bowie’s closet wins over all these trollops. As usual. – The Berry

FYI: Stepford Katie has not been turkey basted with a drop of L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen load again – Lainey Gossip

Normally I’d be grossed out by snobby hos thinking they’re better than certain pieces of trash, but in this case I’ll slow clap for Beyonce instead – The Superficial

Does Obama take requests, because he’ll have my vote if coos out his rendition of the Brian McKnight classic “Let Me Show You How Your Pussy Werks”Towleroad

Claire Danes
looks like an old Fruit Roll-Up (flavor: menstrual berry) – Celebitchy

On a positive note…at least Mischa Barton got a job – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Carrie Underwood’s cousin Sara Jean (I made that up) in Men’s Fitness – Hollywood Tuna

The babies with memaw names trend continues thanks to Jack OsbourneICYDK

Mila Kunis’ shiny coochie cutters remind me of the shiny silver shorty shorts I had in the first grade. I accidentally shit in them while in class one day. Children laughed at me. Thank you for opening that scar, Mila! – Popoholic

The film debut supercut, part II – The Daily What

This should be made into a line of toilet paper – Cityrag

Courtney Stodden being the natural and graceful swan that she is – Hollywood Rag

Couldn’t Hillary Clinton bring out her velvet scrunchie (with the metal bead border) for an occasion like this? – Just Jared

Please tell me Jason Segel didn’t go on the feeding tube diet – I’m Not Obsessed

Awkward kiss is awkward – Popsugar

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