Evening Crumbs
Tilda Swinton and her white jumpsuit from David Bowie’s closet wins over all these trollops. As usual. – The Berry
FYI: Stepford Katie has not been turkey basted with a drop of L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen load again – Lainey Gossip
Normally I’d be grossed out by snobby hos thinking they’re better than certain pieces of trash, but in this case I’ll slow clap for Beyonce instead – The Superficial
Does Obama take requests, because he’ll have my vote if coos out his rendition of the Brian McKnight classic “Let Me Show You How Your Pussy Werks” – Towleroad
Claire Danes looks like an old Fruit Roll-Up (flavor: menstrual berry) – Celebitchy
On a positive note…at least Mischa Barton got a job – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Carrie Underwood’s cousin Sara Jean (I made that up) in Men’s Fitness – Hollywood Tuna
The babies with memaw names trend continues thanks to Jack Osbourne – ICYDK
Mila Kunis’ shiny coochie cutters remind me of the shiny silver shorty shorts I had in the first grade. I accidentally shit in them while in class one day. Children laughed at me. Thank you for opening that scar, Mila! – Popoholic
The film debut supercut, part II – The Daily What
This should be made into a line of toilet paper – Cityrag
Courtney Stodden being the natural and graceful swan that she is – Hollywood Rag
Couldn’t Hillary Clinton bring out her velvet scrunchie (with the metal bead border) for an occasion like this? – Just Jared
Please tell me Jason Segel didn’t go on the feeding tube diet – I’m Not Obsessed
Awkward kiss is awkward – Popsugar