Open Post: Hosted By A Creepy Public Breastfeeding PSA

Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 6:46pm.

I do too. I'm pretty sure I've seen one too. When I was in boarding school (I was around 14 or so) I woke up at night and looked over at the bunk beds in one corner of the dorm; there was a figure sitting on the bed, roughly the shape and size of a person, and it was basically bright white light with no discernible features. It did not illuminate anything around it. I scare very easily but I don't recall being particularly scared that night.

Kids can sometimes see stuff. One day I was lying on the bed with my little one and trying to get her to nap and she popped up and said "is Daddy home?" and I said no. And she said "who was that man?". Scared the living shit out of me. She saw a man walk past the bedroom doorway. She was so convinced and I believe she saw something. Our building is relatively new and I don't think anyone has died in our apartment.

I LOVE real people's ghost stories!!

The night before Easter, I had a bad feeling my ex-roommate/friend was going to call me soon about one of his dogs dying.

The next day, Easter, my favorite doggy of his, Lucky, ran into the street and was killed.

Not a ghost story, but a premonition.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 7:24pm.

BAZINGA!

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??? I'm not conversant in midget-speak.

I don't care if women wanna breastfeed in public as long as they cover their titty up while they do it. I also don't see why they can't just pump some breast milk in a bottle if they know they're going out in public. Like someone else said, taking a shit and piss is natural too. Doesn't mean anyone wants to see you squat down and drop a deuce.
Also, if I ever saw a woman whip out her tit and breastfeed her kid in public with no covering, I'd stare at her the whole time, like 0_o...just to piss her off...

We as a society have such double standards. If a woman whips out her tit during Mardi Gras for beads, it's indecent exposure, if she whips her tit out to feed her baby she's a nurturing mother. Fuck off...
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

My cousin in England always tells the story of how his dog showed up at night to shake hands with him....
he did.
the next day the dog was dead. creepy.

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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?

Submitted by mike on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 7:24pm.

BAZINGA!

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

When I was three I told my parents that Grandpa came to play with me all night. They got a phone call later in the morning to say that he died, I was the youngest at the time and a favourite to him, I personally love the story. And on a flaky note, my dog died this past fall and I swear I heard her a couple of times in the day. She hated to be outside on her own and I swear I could hear her bark at the back door all through the day so I just opened the door and gave a "Come on in Sheba" and I didn't ever hear a bark (probably in my mind) again. I don't know how real it was but they were both special moments for me.
And yeah, breastfeeding in public - gross. I had a woman feeding her kid in fastfood lineup and the guy beside her was totally staring - even more gross. Yikes, writiers cramp. Sorry it's so long.

Submitted by williamsw86 on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 7:26pm.

That's horrible. I truly hope you're able to find good homes for them.

Yep, I breastfeed in public. But fuck that PSA. Those creepy teeth and the "grown adult talking like they're a baby" voice is worse than my boob any day. Don't like it? Aww wait....hold on....let me check all my pockets....nope. Don't have one fuck to give about that.

I'm bummed because I have to give my dog n cat (my moms) away. My mom has bad asthma for many years but last month she had a bad attack n my brother wants them GONE. I'm trying to find homes for them I don't want them in some cage at a shelter. I'm also afraid that If I find them a home that they may get abused. I would take the dog if I was living somewhere else but I'm living with my mom @ the moment. the dog is my baby n it breaks my heart to give him up.

Wow, this lower chats must be haunted. It's dead.

Yeah, that commercial was creepy. What I hate is seeing women on these mommy forums, with their profile pic of them breastfeeding when they are totally uncovered. They defend that by saying you see more than that at the beach. I don't know what beaches they go to because I don't usually see completely bare tits on the beach.

I totally believe in ghosts. My oldest friend went to college at St. Mikes in VT. Her boyfriend at the time lived in a dorm across the street from her and she could see in all the windows. Anyway, her bf lived just below the attic in this old building where some of the priests used to go and do all kinds of weird shit (so the story goes). He used to hear all kinds of banging and pounding up there, but only when the lights mysteriously were on in the attic. Several times my friend would call her bf and ask if the "things that should not happen" were making noises. He would say "Yeah how did you know?" and she would tell him "Because the lights are on up there." They would see shadows and stuff too. Crazy.

Pump it and put it in a bottle when you go out in public, I don't need to see your saggy mom-tit.
Shitting and fucking are natural too, I don't do those on the bus either.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 6:06pm.

FREAKY! Were you in a David Lynch film?

Strange, weird, not natural...

By the way, I heard this company's looking for people if you need work...

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Thanks for the advise you guys! I'll let you know if anything else happens. Gotta go make dinner.

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

We rescued him from a garage. He was about 8 weeks old and his eyes were stuck shut. We bundled him up in some Kleenex and put him in my shirt pocket to take him home. I bathed his eyes with lukewarm water until the crusting finally dissolved. He was blind for a few hours but eventually got his vision. Little did we know that he would grown into an extra-large Maine Coon cat weighing about 27 pounds. In a few moments, I will change my avi to a picture I have of him next to a normal-sized cat.

He passed to the Rainbouw Bridge 11 years ago.

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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yeah this was definitely creepy...

By the way, I heard this company's looking for people if you need work...

www.USCorpWorkForce.com

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 6:01pm.

Our beloved cat, who owned us for nineteen years, simply adored sleeping in Mr. Momus' guitar case while Mr. Momus played his guitar. Now, whenever he takes out his guitar to play it we can see the velvet flatten in the case and hear loud purring.

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Aww, talk about eternal love.

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

Wanna hear something incredibly scary?

So back in HS, we had been living in our new house for a couple years and little strange things would always happen, but i always kinda just brushed it off or made logical rationalizations for the strange things that would occur. Anyway, one day we got a brand new shinny camera and i was filming myself dancing at home alone one night. I go back to watch the film and theres a TON of blue streaks floating and zooming all throughout the film. One of the streaks got close to the camera so i rewound to get a better look and i realize, oh my gosh, thats a ghost a hand.

Right as i make this realization, the phone rings. I go to answer "hello" and something says hello....it sounded kinda like someone recorded my voice then slowed it waaaay down and deepened it to a pitch ive never before heard in a human. I said hello again and this time the voice repeated me but speeded up and with this weird tone, ive never been so scared in my life!

From that day on, the weirdest shot EVER would occur....

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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

LOL at Mike!

Darknight - I am 5'1'' so pretty short.

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

@ Momus

That's cool. :-)

Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 6:00pm.
MissJaneTexas, you a midget too? I feel your pain.

Don't listen to her. She's just built low to the ground. :)

My home is not haunted; but, a piece of my furniture is. This is quite common. The ghost is attached to the furniture and goes where it goes. This how many unhaunted houses become haunted: the resident brings the haunted furniture into the home.

Our beloved cat, who owned us for nineteen years, simply adored sleeping in Mr. Momus' guitar case while Mr. Momus played his guitar. Now, whenever he takes out his guitar to play it we can see the velvet flatten in the case and hear loud purring.

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Like looking at those teef is gonna WANT to make a new mom breastfeed. sheesh.

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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?

MissJaneTexas, you a midget too? I feel your pain.

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

I rented a haunted cabin once. I lasted a week. What happened there still freaks me out to this day.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:53pm.

fuck.... THAT.

I believe in ghosts and weird shit like that.

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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

QueenieBK, now that you mentioned it there is always a water puddle in the garage even though there is no reason for a water puddle to be there. Keep in mind the foundation was checked extensively. Very strange.

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

We had a ghost in our apartment in college. Our TV and radio would turn off randomly, volumes would go up and down. One time we came home and all the pics were taken off the wall and on the floor. The freakiest thing was my roomie (who was also a midget) and I had about 10 photos in frames way up on the top shelf of a bookcase (we had to climb it to get it them up there) - we came home and they were all turned around backwards.

We saged the place and told it to get the f out. *scary* Then my neighbor started complaining of all kinds of weird shit - guess it didn't go far.

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

Jack, that sounds horrifying. I would have freaked out with the door slamming.

It's a little old, 1978 but the people who sold it were moving to Kansas because they found their "dream job" or something.

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:41pm.

You need to let those ghosts know who's (whose?) house it is. Just step up to them and start it off by saying, "I PITY THE FOOL who haunts my house!"

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BB, bad idea. A ghost, probably confused about its changed circumstances, can become violent if confronted in a threatening manner.

Darknight should gently let the ghost know that she does not intend to leave and respects the ghost's right to dwell in the house as well.

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:32pm.

I had a bittersweet day, folks.

Today's my late dog's birthday, which always makes me a wee bit sad.
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aw, Mike, I remember those days too. Also remember the days my kittehs crossed the Bridge (one of them is my birthday :( and another is April Fool's Day.)

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I've been in lots and lots of old houses, and I've yet to have one experience I'd characterize as supernatural.

Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:24pm.

Regarding those creepy noises I kept hearing today? Just right now sitting with the mini darknight in the living room, it sounded like someone threw a rock at the front door. Figured it was one of his friends, opened door, no kids, no rock. *cries*
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I have two lucky cats on the console in my foyer facing the front door - one is a Chinese lucky cat (ceramic) and the other is a Hawaii lucky cat (wood). I have come home/come downstairs NUMEROUS times to find the Hawaii lucky cat turned at a 45 degree angle to its left. It stopped for a while after I videotaped it, and asked an engineer friend for advice about it, but it's started up again.

The table is level, there are other things on the console but the wooden cat is the only one that moves.

I used to find unexplained puddles of water in odd places, along with some other weird ass shit that would go on.

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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley

Darknight - is it an old house?

I had some weird shit happen to me in a house one time. I got a call from a realtor to go look at some damage in the master bedroom of a house they had on the market so I could quote them on the repairs... as I'm walking down the hall (house empty, electricity is off) the door going in to the master suite slams shut. *piss pants*. I went in, no windows open or anything so could not have been the wind.... anyfuckinghow, TURNS OUT the damage was a huge BLOOD STAIN where the foot of the bed used to be, shotgun blast in the wall and a huge shotgun blast on the ceiling... some dude had killed his wife then shot himself.

I walked briskly to the front door and got the fuck OUT. I told the realtor to find someone else... Jack don't play with ghosts and shit.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Kentucky - 4 million people, 5 last names.

(de la Whoreta is one of them)
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Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:41pm.

You need to let those ghosts know who's (whose?) house it is. Just step up to them and start it off by saying, "I PITY THE FOOL who haunts my house!"

HAHAHA JACK SHUT UP!! It's gonna take more than a few bangs and slams to get me out of this house especially when I got it so cheap. *tries to not think about AHS*

Event, my little monkey is barely 8.

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

Kid is beautiful and the voice is cute but a narrator would have sufficed. And those teeth look like her upper lip is missing. Opposite effect brainiacs, you've terrified the audience!

Thanks MK, now I have shredded nipples on the brain! Seriously, chompers and nipple meat? :O Only a nipple sexpert with nipple-envy would dream such things! That's right... ;D

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This is some scary shit.

I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK

Aww Mike. Bow-wows & Hugs.

I remember my passed pets' birthdays too.

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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.

Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:24pm.

*whispers*
get. out.

sinjin - you aren't kidding about those damn bluejays. MEAN. I had a buddy of mine on a camping trip get to close to a bluejays nest and the damn bird pecked him so hard on the head (BOWBOWBOWBOW) he had puncture wounds... I could not stop LMAO but he really did get hurt.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

I had a bittersweet day, folks.

Today's my late dog's birthday, which always makes me a wee bit sad. Then I went out to lunch and what do I park beside, but a parked beside a just like the car I got when I was sixteen! Wrong color (and probably different year), but same model! I hadn't seen one in a long time (not in decent shape, anyway).

@darknight

How old is your mini? Sometimes pre pubesent and teenage girls can lure polterguist that can do weird shit like that...

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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:26pm.

I've got a braid of sweetgrass I can send ya, lol.
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Thanks, I think I might need it.

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~

Submitted by QueenieBK :

Speaking of behbeh friends...
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LOL, sounds like they may be finches. I have a lot of them at my feeder. I hope they make it. Perhaps you can put a feeder and water source nearby to lighten their parenting load. If a Bluejay finds the eggs, it will kill them because Bluejays are Kanye-level ASSHOLES!

Stay strong Darknight! I'll bet it's birds or squirrels :-)

Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:24pm.

I've got a braid of sweetgrass I can send ya, lol.