The Karkrashians Are $40 Million Richer
That cash-collection cackling just warmed the veins in Lucifer's horns.
Pimp Mama Kris is so winning that lifetime achievement award at the Pimp's Ball this year, because her stable of whores will get paid $40 million dollars for three more seasons of doing absolutely nothing in front of E!'s cameras. E! announced today that they have made their sacrifice to Satan by renewing Keeping Up With the Kuntrashians for 3 more seasons and TMZ says the deal is worth $40 million. Kim, Khloezilla, the other one, Pimp Mama Kris and their lesbian grandma Bruce Jenner will get their greedy paws around most of the pot and Kendall, Kylie and Rob will get the rest. Scott Disick and Lamar Odom have their own deals. The deal only includes the Kuntrashian's current shit shows, so Kim will make even more money when E! eventually greenlights Kim & Kanye Kill Humanity.
And TMZ doesn't even mention how much E! put in Ryan Seacrest's leprechaun pot for staying on as executive producer. That's on top of the $30 million he's getting for Idol. It's Teabag Tuesdays at the Scientology's men's lounge, so usually Tommy Girl is the happiest troll in all the land, but not today. Gaycrest is!
I can think of a lot better ways to spend $40 million (examples: make a burning man out of one dollar bills and let the hippies burn it to the ground, buy PUPPIES for everyone, pay a discount hooker to give $1 handjobs to 40 million people, etc...), but we're to blame. We created these whores! We fed the whore monster. Speaking of feeding the monster, Ray-J has his crooked peen out and is patiently waiting for Pimp Mama Kris to feed it 10% of their deal for creating all of this.
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Blast all the idiots that watch that stupid channel!!
I see Kanye's warm streaming mess of piss flowing down into Kris Jenner's wide open mouth for this deal.. I shit you not.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/25/2012 - 1:04am.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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Won't work. Fire is the Devil's only friend.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!
It's our own fault for letting the monsters grow. Curiosity killed civilization. Though I will admit I wouldn't care how much people hated me or made fun of me, for that kind of cash.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by joanne on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:16pm.
LOL - Can I steal that for my signature? That is awesome. HAHAHAHHAA.
go right shead. :)
I have been saying for years that PMK has had her nose done by the same Dr who did Tori Spelling's nose. They both have the same droopy nostril.
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
haha PMK has a WONKY nostril!
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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Beyond revolting. No words.
Never watched and never will.
Can we kick Guy Fiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrri in the crotch bone next? Please?
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
When Scott Bateman snaps they'll be the subject of an ID show.
Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:26pm.
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There's somethin' goin' on..... MK, are UOK DooD? ? I wonder.................. I can feel it in the air tonight, oh lord.....................
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
*...brain's still on wtf-is-the-meaning-of-? loop; pulls out Aristotelian texts....* *hems and haws...*
GODDAMN, GOD OR NO GOD WITH THIS MESS?? Here we (most, if not all of us) are trying to fight the good fight bit by bit, day by day, and this fking goddamn clan just keeps making bank off of fakery and fuckery. W.H.Y?? MR/Ms "GOD": WHY?!?
(eta; had some sake/vino shots; forgets profound question for the damn night; waves to all; hell wiht it, going to bed
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch
The next time I get into a theological debate with someone, I'm going to submit this as proof that there really is no God.
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Or maybe it's proof there is a God and he hates you.
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*my mind's on warp-overdrive as both of these arguments are seriously valid whenever the kardTrash clan is involved.....*
dbl edited fml
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
I don't know what you fellow sluts think, but I'm thinking it's time for MK to do a media blackout on these slores. I don't even find posts he writes on them that interesting or funny, mainly because they are not that interesting or funny as source material. It's one thing when MK's writing about Brit-Brit, in which you can tell he has a soft spot for her. Or when he writes about Goopy, which is hilarious because she is such an easily detestable caricature of a stuck up rich snob. But these Kardashians aren't even interesting in their inane celebrity. They just exist and are utterly boring. I dunno, I love MK and all he does usually but the stuff on this family... Just, enough.
Submitted by tonicbitch
The next time I get into a theological debate with someone, I'm going to submit this as proof that there really is no God.
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Or maybe it's proof there is a God and he hates you.
Kris Jenner's nostrils look like the Scream mask in this pic.
What's important to remember is that this is in ADDITION to all the cash they pull in for their other bullshit - clothes, shoes, bags, putrid fragrances, appearances, "books", diet pill gimmicks, other dumb spinoff shows, etc. It does. not. stop. and ALL of it a result of a pathetic sextape and subsequent famewhoring. G-d Bless America!
lookit that bitch laughin' her fuckin' ass OFF at all us peons over their collective fuckery on us. W. T. F., indeed!!! My mind is blown......
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Submitted by quickkill on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:28pm.
This crowd makes Paris Hilton look elegant and refined.
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Not really--they may have beat her at her own famewhore game, but she's still trash, just like they are--just more irrelevant trash.
They're all garbage.
It looks like two black caterpillars are eating her eyeballs.
Lol tonic, of course the gym doesn't count! Much less if someone ELSE had the remote! That's the story right?!
That looks like a Care Bear! ☺
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:37pm.
May anyone and everyone who have contributed to their success by watching their shows and buying their products rot in hell. But I hope they live a miserable life first, for subjecting me to more torture by these whiny assholes.
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amen.
im beginning to think the mayans were right. this has to be the beginning of the end. either way i dont want to live on this planet anymore.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
May anyone and everyone who have contributed to their success by watching their shows and buying their products rot in hell. But I hope they live a miserable life first, for subjecting me to more torture by these whiny assholes.
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Stupid Sells!!
I mean "Like stupid sells ya know"?
Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like
Truly sickening.
This crowd makes Paris Hilton look elegant and refined.
I DONT BELIEVE IT.....some else said PR Stunt and I agree with that!
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<"Submitted by harperharper on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:19pm.
I don't really think that they are getting this kind of money. I think that its all a PR stunt to get people to tune into the show.">
I read the headline and was pissed they were getting a lump sum of $ in some legal settlement, but I agree with you. I don't think they will see that amount and really doubt E! network even has it on hand. Their brand name is on it's 14minutes and 50 seconds world-wide and they are yesterday. Their stock will soon be junk.
I'm shocked and appalled. Don't watch this shit.
It's okay withinreason, I think there might be a cupcake or two to keep me company. And I will admit to having recently watched an episode while at the gym because I wanted to see what the fuss was all about. *sets oven dial to SELF CLEAN*
i haven't been compelled to post in forever but this story really pisses me off.
these talentless pieces of shit getting paid a fuckton of cash to continue their pointless existence? gross and unsettling.
meanwhile, the rest of us (aka the unwashed masses) continue to barely survive on ramen noodles and minimum wage, for those lucky enough to have a job at all.
Twatty, don't you dare! ahhhahah *takes gun away, locks it away*
Who else?
These insufferable mfk'g... ok... just not gonna do it!
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Don't tonicbitch, they're not worth it! *closes oven door* heheheh ;P
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 8:48pm.
Ok, I gotta ask. With the audience they have watching this shitfest (i can proudly say i havent watched a single episode. EVER), there have to be some Dlisters that tune in for that crap. WHO ARE YOU? COME CLEAN!!
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UBF, I've never seen their shows, and I never will. And I'll never purchase anything associated with this family. I loathe all of them.
Goddamnit. All this for a pee-filled sex tape. I mean, I can do that...where's my $40 mil?
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Winter is coming!
This fucking sickens me.
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
I don't really think that they are getting this kind of money. I think that its all a PR stunt to get people to tune into the show.
BTW - I thought that was Joyce DeWitt
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:38pm.
@tonicbitch
Hi! Have you been gone for a while? I haven't seen you about!
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Hi Irish! I'm out and about a lot but I try to pop in once in awhile. Although this post makes me want to stick my head in an oven for a good century.
Someone must be watching these wastes-of-oxygen, or the network wouldn't keep renewing their shows.
If it weren't for Discovery Fit & Health and H2, I would cancel cable. Oh yeah, and the ID channel.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Do they broadcast this show world wide? I know Americans are stupid, but what about the rest of the world?
@Twatty
I know girl, somewhere in the last 10 years $100+ cable bills became the norm. Now we know where the money goes...funding these greedy whores.
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
This actually makes me sad, for reals. It's gross...
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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I just googled it, he has remarried and Jenni "wishes him well" (snort!) but you
re right - something big happened that wasn't made public.
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Dark-sided!
It was weird. He left and all of a sudden he's divorcing Jenni. They were covering up something bigger than him just using Jeff's computer.
Green Tea Latte -- I just called Comcast last week to ask them to get my bill down. I've been a customer for like forever. After being on the phone for 20 minutes, they got me down a whopping 15 fucking dollars a month. Really? That's all they could do? They acted like they bent over backwards for me. Fuck them. If I didn't need to be amused 24/7 I'd drop them like a hot potato, the fuckers.
Jenni! That's right!
Wasn't it really weird when her husband (who also worked for Jeff) just left her, without a word? I think he was stealing money or doing some sort of fraud or something but he never came back to their home after being outed and never saw her again.
Weird!
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Dark-sided!
I think I grew a tumor while reading this.
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Oh yeah! Jenni-who-wishes-she-was-from-the-block
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:38pm.
After reading this, does any of you still believe that "the universe will unfold as it should."?
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Perhaps the universe could use some ironing.
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After reading this, does any of you still believe that "the universe will unfold as it should."?
What kind of fucking sick joke is this then?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"