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Thinking about the Rose Petal Place the other day dolls got me thinking about another treasure from the 80s: P.J. Sparkles! P.J. Sparkles was a refugee from the Toddlers & Tiaras orphanage who became a raver’s dream come true thanks to the blinking lights all over her body. A P.J. Sparkles movie was made in the 90s and I remember watching a little bit of it, but I don’t remember the plot that sounds like something straight out of an acid trip. Seriously, if you drop a pink Ecstasy pill right before watching a glow stick show, the plot of the P.J. Sparkles movie will play in your head. From Wiki:

The P.J. Sparkles doll came with an animated movie in which a young orphan girl named P.J. living in Mrs. Omally’s Orphanage rides out one night on the orphanage’s withered old horse Blaze. Every time P.J. makes a friend, they’re adopted and P.J. finds herself alone again, so she goes out to wish on a star for someone to love her. P.J. soon finds herself in Twinkle Town, a small village full of nameless children who have also been wishing for a leader to love and guide them. Also, Blaze’s appearance has changed and he can talk. P.J. takes on the last name Sparkles, gives the children of Twinkle Town names, and becomes their leader. However, the neighbors, The Cloak and his wife Betty are displeased with the color and bright light that P.J. has brought to the town, and try to sabotage her efforts.

Twinkle Town? Children who don’t know their own damn names? Wishing for a leader to love and guide them? Where I come from, that’s called a cult for ravers! They’re all drinking the Kool-Aid and the Kool-Aid is spiked with acid. Where do I sign up?

And here’s P.J. Sparkles in action:

“Oh, P.J. Sparkles, I love you too…until your damn blinking lights trigger my seizures!”