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Thinking about the Rose Petal Place the other day dolls got me thinking about another treasure from the 80s: P.J. Sparkles! P.J. Sparkles was a refugee from the Toddlers & Tiaras orphanage who became a raver's dream come true thanks to the blinking lights all over her body. A P.J. Sparkles movie was made in the 90s and I remember watching a little bit of it, but I don't remember the plot that sounds like something straight out of an acid trip. Seriously, if you drop a pink Ecstasy pill right before watching a glow stick show, the plot of the P.J. Sparkles movie will play in your head. From Wiki:
The P.J. Sparkles doll came with an animated movie in which a young orphan girl named P.J. living in Mrs. Omally's Orphanage rides out one night on the orphanage's withered old horse Blaze. Every time P.J. makes a friend, they're adopted and P.J. finds herself alone again, so she goes out to wish on a star for someone to love her. P.J. soon finds herself in Twinkle Town, a small village full of nameless children who have also been wishing for a leader to love and guide them. Also, Blaze's appearance has changed and he can talk. P.J. takes on the last name Sparkles, gives the children of Twinkle Town names, and becomes their leader. However, the neighbors, The Cloak and his wife Betty are displeased with the color and bright light that P.J. has brought to the town, and try to sabotage her efforts.
Twinkle Town? Children who don't know their own damn names? Wishing for a leader to love and guide them? Where I come from, that's called a cult for ravers! They're all drinking the Kool-Aid and the Kool-Aid is spiked with acid. Where do I sign up?
And here's P.J. Sparkles in action:
"Oh, P.J. Sparkles, I love you too...until your damn blinking lights trigger my seizures!"
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Wow....I completely forgot about PJ Sparkles!! I haven't heard that name in...wow...
I had the PJ Sparkles baby version...it was cute until I brought it with me in the tub.
This bitch was my life for years. Loved this doll. When I started to grow out of dolls I wanted to take that damn bow off so badly but couldn't bring myself to do it
" However, the neighbors, The Cloak and his wife Betty"
Betty???? What? I find that to be the funniest part of this.
I still have my PJ Sparkles doll but her dress is dirty as hell, she's missing shoes, and I'm terrified of trying to put batteries in the old dusty thing lol
So basically, it's turn your daughter into a big ol' lez with it's hyponotic suggestion sparkle lights.
Looks like they based this doll's look on carol anne (rip) from poltergeist! Creepy.
I had this doll! Her blinking, oddly positioned heart! Her blinking bow that was permanently attached to her head! YES!
ravers!ravers!ravers! ;D
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Submitted by Romai on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:48am.
I don't remember a movie but I had the doll. It's still in storage somewhere.
FIND IT! If it's not broken it's worth 20-30k!
I don't remember a movie but I had the doll. It's still in storage somewhere.
Anyone remember the Baby Joey doll that had a penis? Its backstory was that it was the baby that mile and Gloria had in "All In The Family". (Hey it was the 70s). My progressive parents gave it to me for Xmas. It was one of those soft rubbery vinyl dolls The penis wound up being bitten off. Heh heh.
I had this bitch. I had many fucked up 80s/90s toys. I had a stuffed lamb that you would force feed water with a plastic bottle, then SQUEEZE that fucker until your tiny hands are shaking to make it "cry" out the tears of water you just shoved up it. That was it's whole point. Then there were Peeper Pals, an animal whose eyes were always shut until you, naturally, squuezed the shit out of it. The eyes would then light up. I also had a fucking MESSSS of a mermaid that was supposed to change colors and sing underwater when you (yup, you guessed it) squeezed her stomach. The commercial showed the damn thing swimming by itself fully submerged. But there was a fatal design flaw: the fucking thing wasn't waterproof AT ALL. If you got the speaker in the back wet, which you fucking did because you bought the thing JUST to put it under water, it would sing the most terrifying malfunctioning siren song in the sea.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 9:36am.
In my experience, kids beg for this shit and then get bored with it. The flashier it is the less time it takes to abandon it.
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And there you go.Lmao!
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
I didn't know her name was P.J. Sparkles, but I had one. She was boring. The little blinky lights in the heart, bow, watch and earrings were amusing for about 2 seconds then I was over it. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
OMG!!! I had her!!!!!!
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*Beauty fades, but bitchiness gets better with age!* - MK
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:16am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:11am.
Reported. MK do you really think this gets you more page hits?
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LOL!
Damn you MK! You always find these great little nostalgic treasures from my childhood! I so remember this doll.
Who could actually sleep with all that blinking?!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:11am.
Looks like something my buddy and I would have ran over with a lawnmower to torture his little sister, yes we were those kinda kids.
True story, we use to get her dolls and shoot them in the head with a pellet gun:)
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Reported. MK do you really think this gets you more page hits?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Creepy
Looks like something my buddy and I would have ran over with a lawnmower to torture his little sister, yes we were those kinda kids.
True story, we use to get her dolls and shoot them in the head with a pellet gun:)
*waits for migrainusues to tell me how deep seated fucked up and oppressive I was / am*
Please do not bash PJ Sparkles for being a proto-raver.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
PJ Sparkles is like an embryonic CoCo.
Never had no sparkley fancy shmancy dolls. I do remember being impressed when I got PJ for Christmas one year though. It looks pretty lame now like she's having a seizure or something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlUwzQUVnp0
oh thank god her dress becomes a nightie. for a long second i thought that little girl pulled down the doll's panties before going to bed.
christ.
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THANK YOU!! When the jingle played I could sing along - that was some serious nastalgia!
what about Cricket? do you remember that terrifying doll?! and please check out
dream.follow.com/lilypad/eighties.html
I was reading that site right before I saw your post on rose petal place. blew my mind....
I don't remember any of my childhood dolls having elaborate backstories. :(
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I remember my sister getting this thing... I played with the box.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I had one of those but I remember hating it because it was so hard. I guess I preferred those soft-bodied baby dolls. I forgot it outside one day when it rained and that was the end of P.J. Sparkles.
Too old for this doll, but I like the My Child that was Matel's answer to the Cabbage Doll. My Child (Children?) were dolls that looked like people. eg. Asian, Latino, etc. Really weird looking dolls back in the mid-80s.
http://www.ecrater.com/p/12886882/vintage-1985-my-child-doll-brown
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Child
Why did I remember the jingle even before pressing play? Not normal.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Holy shit. I completely remembered this hot mess of a doll when I heard the jingle. Ain't memories weird like that?
This was the IT toy when I was in second or third grade. They were sold out everywhere so my mom bought me the black doll just to give me something to open on Christmas morning, assuming I would want to return it when they had more white dolls in stock. I liked the black doll and kept it. When I went to a sleepover the next weekend with my black pj sparkles all my friends laughed at me and made fun. They all brought their white dolls. Racist cooontz.
In my experience, kids beg for this shit and then get bored with it. The flashier it is the less time it takes to abandon it.
I'm surrounded by kids and what I've found is that they really like simple stuff. Balls, sticks, a sand box and some animal figurines.
My mom sent this heavy-duty long rope that looks like a rock-climbing line. She intended it to be a jump rope. When my daughter brings it to the playground there are big fights over what they're going to do with it because every kid wants to use it. They do tug of war, jumping rope and making swings out of it. A fucking rope is the hottest item at the playground.
"The Cloak and his wife Betty are displeased with the color and bright light that P.J. has brought to the town, and try to sabotage her efforts."
Where does Michael K. find these wonderful toys? *seizure*
Why would an orphanage have a horse?