Good Morning, Let Brian McKnight Teach You Through Song How Your Coochie Works
Are you a lady who woke up this morning, looked down and thought to yourself, "Pussy, how does it work?" Well, don't worry about spending the rest of your day searching through your kitchen junk drawer for your pussy instruction manual, because singing gynecologist Brian McKnight (the "Knight" stands for white knight of non-working pussies) is using the power of song to teach you where to find the start button on that pussay. But just so we're clear, Brian McKnight is not talking about this kind of pussy:
The professor of pussyology started Trending on Twatter last night after he released a preview of a coochie carol that will be on his new adult mix-tape. It's the Brian McKnight song of Brian McKnight songs. Here's a little taste of the lyrics and a little warning, your pussy might start working as soon you read these beautiful words. So warn the bitches around you.
Let me show how your pussy works since you didn't bring it to me first/I have a lot of things to show you if you're ready to learn/Let me show you how your pussy works/Bet you didn't know that it can squirt
My pussy started working and I don't even have a pussy (contrary to popular belief)! Thank you, Brian McKnight for teaching me how pussies work. And now the half-broken jukebox in my head can stop playing "Itsjust my three second ruuuu-uuuuuuuule" on a loop and start playing "Let me show you how your pussay weeeeeeeeeeerqs."
via Rap-Up
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Between this and the Van Kempen post I am deeply disturbed and totally turned off cats!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:56am.
Huh. After watching the video, my pussy made the same face as the pussy in the photo.
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LMAO!!
*patiently waits for a Weird Al parody*
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Jack, it's the squirting that's making me squeamish! ;p
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:56am.
Huh. After watching the video, my pussy made the same face as the pussy in the photo.
LMAO!!
I don't believe a word of this until I hear an official "that's right" from our resident vagina shredding clit commander, Dr. suckandfuck.
*makes note* snowy is not a morning sex kinda chick...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:01am.
This guy reminds me of this. I'm sorry in advance if you actually watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUa6pcMOLEM
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That was fucking awkward as hell.... and ghey
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:04am.
LOL, is that the one you linked to before where he keeps petting her and saying, "good girl" like she's a horse or something?
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Yes please don't pretend that it's not really hot when she cums.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
lol @ ode to datura!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
it's too early in the morning for this talk
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:53am.
Please Gewgle "Orgasm School", it is the best squirting video, this guy shows you how to make a girl squirt, it is realllly hot. BABY OIL AND PUMPKIN SEEDS. (AND KEGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
LOL, is that the one you linked to before where he keeps petting her and saying, "good girl" like she's a horse or something?
Nothing like a has-been trying to be relevant again.
This guy reminds me of this. I'm sorry in advance if you actually watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUa6pcMOLEM
What an elegant ode to the female anatomy! Mr. Knight is surely a master of all things vagina!
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“he looks like some sort of sea serpent like an octopus, catfish or something from pirates of the caribbean and his stomach is gross it looks like hes prego with a giant wiener” – kittymuffin on The Situat
Khia is not amused and would like to add a retort to Mr. McKnights claims--->
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J0utfYWJvg&feature=fvst
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
He's a dumbass. LMAO @ Stan Hooper's lyrics
Ohhhh yes, let me finger you with my penis.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Huh. After watching the video, my pussy made the same face as the pussy in the photo.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:49am.
So Whamo & Jack, you want a woman to kinda pee on you? Its just a different sort of fluid.
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LOL, it's not PEE lmao!!! ah.. I don't think it's really the same thing at all!!! but YES (to the not peeing but kinda)
The Tony Rich Project has way more class than Brian McKnight.Hmphf!
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Omigosh, you guyz! There is nothing - NOTHING - I love more than a guy teaching me about my vagina!
In all seriousness, unless he's a professor of, like, biology and he wants to sit her in front of a slide show, he strikes me as the kind of guy who has decided he is already teh Ossum in bed, and would probably be offended at requests.
He probably thinks that any woman who hasn't declared him the greatest lover ever has something wrong with her vagina.
I always thought female ejaculation was just a high falutin' term for extreme incontinence. *shrugs*
Please Gewgle "Orgasm School", it is the best squirting video, this guy shows you how to make a girl squirt, it is realllly hot. BABY OIL AND PUMPKIN SEEDS. (AND KEGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
honey, the only pussy that dumb brutha can teach to werk is the inflated one -
So Whamo & Jack, you want a woman to kinda pee on you? Its just a different sort of fluid.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:35am.
Good morning, Sir Wham!
Some guys go nuts at female ejaculation. And it scares a lot of women.
Personally, I am not a woman who has this "gift" but apparently it drives guys wild.
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I think part of it is ego driven from our end, if we can take you to that level then we think it reflects on our abilities as much as your pleasure.
There is a certain amount of "you da man" going through our heads when we watch your eyes rolls back and completely lose it, and yes it IS wonderful:)
That kitteh is portraying the sentiments of all of Mr. McKnight's exes.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
WTF?!? Seriously?
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"It's like if I go on Craigslist looking for peen and then clutch my pearls three hours later when I've suddenly got a dick in my ass. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!" - MK - 4/21/12
beakers... :)
And IF, I have no idea but I like to think so!
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:35am.
Some guys go nuts at female ejaculation.
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Jacko loves....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I just love it(*rolles eyes*) when some douche nozzle thinks he's the master of sex. I just want to punt him in the taint.
PS - Hes fugly too!
He's an asshole. He should sing about that.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
@Islandgirl
Is your Avi for real? LOL!
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Dark-sided!
Yes, please, show me how my pussy works because I have no clue. That pussy looks like I feel this morning. *dunks her head in coffee* LOL @ your avie, IG!
I just know this is going to be the 'go to' song on the next episode of 'My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding'. I'm thinking the father and daughter dance.
I love his voice.
But it didn't do anything for my pussy.
Here's for you Brian:
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You're like a bad dream come true
Two
Women don't want to be with you
Three
Boy, it's plain to see
That you're pussy song ain't for me
And four
Repeat steps one through three
Five
Dag man, your pussy song fail on me
If ever I believe my work is done
Then I'll start back at one
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Good morning, Sir Wham!
Some guys go nuts at female ejaculation. And it scares a lot of women.
Personally, I am not a woman who has this "gift" but apparently it drives guys wild.
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Dark-sided!
Uhhh...excuse me?!?
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:24am.
Oh My!
Female ejaculation is more common than people think but no one knows a kitty like a woman, sorry Mr. Knight.
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hmmm...really!!...and a GOOD MORNING to you Ms Fury:) :P
Dark-sided is right IF! Lmao. Someone has way too much time on their hands. Lonely much?!! bwhaaaaa.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
When you've got the equipment and play with it a hell of a lot more than we do, you ain't showin em shit, fool.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Stevie Wonders little brother is singing about PUSSY WTF!!
LMAO at pussy pic, Pussy is NOT impressed with this shit!
Oh My!
Female ejaculation is more common than people think but no one knows a kitty like a woman, sorry Mr. Knight.
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Dark-sided!