Good Morning, Let Brian McKnight Teach You Through Song How Your Coochie Works

It's pee, people. Incontinence perhaps, or sometimes the girl likes the feeling of peeing (letting go, I've heard them say) while having an orgasm. Gross. I don't understand porn today. Plastic tits, pedophilic hairless crotches, hair obviously bleached, and pissing while having an orgasm. Is this really what men want?

Brian McKnight, I queef in your general direction.

The only squirts I want is diarrhea. Not the most pleasant thing to happen, but if it hits you at home it's all good - I feel much lighter and fitter afterward.

I guess the days of R&B crooners singing about houses not being homes, and ribbons in the sky are over. Now it's all about "getting that pussy juice all up on the California King, bitch." Luther Vandross, Marvin Gaye, and Teddy Pendergrass are spinning in their graves.

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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami

i think i still prefer "love is" from the 90210 soundtrack. and that's not saying much.

Brian McKnight has always had a ribald sense of humor.

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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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"you didn't bring it to me first?"--what does that even mean? are you a childs pediatrcian? or a gyno? what are you?

www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack

*staples his nutz to his ankles and his pecker to his forehead* Ass.

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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Is Mcknight singing about boypussy, cause dude is GAY.

Am I the only one who thinks the shape of this man's head is soooooooo ugly?? Yikes. Who is squirting on that humongous forehead?????!!!

Just like that pussy in the pic, I am not amused.

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Lucifer:

http://youtu.be/A1kzG9Ld1kI

Or more popular:

http://youtu.be/rXPfovXw2tw

Who is this person?

Female ejaculation is a real thing. I've been 'squirting' for almost 10 years now and, let me tell you, it is absolutely amazing. Men do go insane when you do it and I've had a few try and stalk me.

It does come out of the same hole as pee but it has a different consistency and taste. No weirder than a man nutting if you think about it =) My fiance is absolutely into it and loves the taste.

I get off in less than a minute usually and have an unlimited amount of orgasms. As long as my partner can keep going, I stay squirting. Yes, it can be messy b/c I've actually soaked mattresses to the other side in marathon sessions. I tell every female to just try it. If you don't like it then no loss right?

What the fuck? Someone didn't get the memo about career suicide and how to prevent it.

This is soulless as I'm sure all his canned pseudo r@b crap is. It's always the "Christians" who turn out to be the biggest pervs.
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You shouldn't have tried to wife the bitch. She's not that type of ho.

Uhmmm....I'm pretty sure subject matter like this isn't allowed on Barbra and Shirley's Birthday. Very distasteful.

Let me show you how your dick works by ripping it off from the base and ramming it up your nasty trashbag asshole.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

He hosts the smooth jazz radio channel that plays in Arizona. He's probably just bored and this have him something to do for awhile.

This song is fucking hilarious.

Event Horizon, you funny ho, I nearly spit out diet coke all over my keyboard...

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Winter is coming!

LOL, a pussy-whisperer who says they are on Twitter asking others what adult mix tape to make?!! Ahead of his time...? hahaha If he were just a regular guy though, reckon I just might. ;p But of course he is not, creepeh! ;p

Love the stoned pussy pic!

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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Please omit this nauseating song about stinkfish and post some photos of Brian's large black sizemeat!

lol what a joke. he should be singing these informational g-spot songs to men - women generally know how their body works.

Submitted by NashVargas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 12:00pm.
I personally thinking squirting is nothing more than urine.
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Here's a possibly NSFW - but very tame - link on female ejaculation:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/26/pamela-stephenson-con...

I have no real life experience of this, but I'm sure it's theoretically possible.

Speaking of it maybe being urine, does that make anyone else think of the scene in "Wetlands", by Charlotte Roche, where a guy is so good at giving oral that she urinates in his face?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wetlands-Charlotte-Roche/dp/0007296703

I personally thinking squirting is nothing more than urine. As far as Mr. McKnight...I think someone needs attention...It has been a hot minute since he's had a hit single.

Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:52am.

we have Brian's mix-tape producer here, folks!

outstanding job.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

One
Brian is so lonely
Two
Want to make some money
Three
So ill start to pee
And hell believe that im cumming
And four
Repeat steps one through three
Five
Make you fall in love with me
Whenever i need a couple hunds
Ill just start back at one

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

Kitty has Garfield eyes.

Ooops.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:40am.

LOL, Ass ;)

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

Well...he did say this was for a mix tape.Brian knows his market.Y'all pokin' fun at the lyrics will be singing it the rest of the day.:-)Dude still has a voice...and has always been a solid contributor to the "quiet storm" format:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TJI0_21_gw

could someone please tell me exactly when Brian McKnight became Luther Campbell? this is a big change for him, he's a "smooth jazz/r&b singer" (from Wiki):

Brian McKnight was previously a Seventh-day Adventist. He grew up attending Emmanuel Temple. He also attended Oakwood University, a Seventh-day Adventist university, in Huntsville, Alabama from 1987-1989. McKnight explains, concerning his musical beginnings in the church[citation needed]:

"I'm the fifth generation of Seventh Day Adventists and the youngest of four brothers. When I was still very small, we formed a gospel quartet. Our models were the great gospel groups, the Swan Silvertones and Mighty Clouds of Joy. The McKnight brothers were serious singers. The reputation went out: these boys could shout. My big brothers—Claude (a part of the gospel group Take 6), Freddie and Michael—man, they were my heroes. Each was a leader in his own right. Outside church, they listened to jazz. Church music thrilled me, but jazz stimulated me."[citation needed]

"Stimulated me," indeed.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Good grief! I just wanted to consume my oatmeal and mocha in peace. *storms off making same face as kitteh*

lol @ jack & missjane

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:35am.

I have 19 of them
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I would freakin DIE!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Dude thinks he is the reincarnation of Marvin Gaye.

Steal ideas from someone you can empathize with, like, Taylor Swift.

PS-IG- I think I inappropriately lost bladder control ala Simon from watching your avie.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

@Heroic Cupcake - OMG, your post was too funny.

@Babybunny - Rock on! I have 5 cats & I don't know how you manage 19. God Bless!

www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.

www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.

Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:35am.

now if someone could explain the mystery of the real pussy cat that would be helpful, I have 19 of them, and that right there is a non-stop drama/comedy/horror movie there!!
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pix or utub linx plz

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:38am.

I'm good, thanks.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! TINY TABLE DANCER IS THE PUNANIE NINJA, YOU ASS!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

I'm good, thanks.

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

exactly cuppy, it's all a little much for me today!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Another arrogant clueless assHole, know nothing jack ass, that kitteh is a billion times hotter than this fucktards,, now if someone could explain the mystery of the real pussy cat that would be helpful, I have 19 of them, and that right there is a non-stop drama/comedy/horror movie there!!

♪ Bet you didn't know that I could jerk you off with my assssholleee ♫ whoa that is beautiful, thank you

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Please show me how my penis feels when it is cumming.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

I've never before thought of my landing strip as a pussy eyebrown, but mine just raised with a vehement, "Bitch, please".

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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:10am.

PLEASE SHOW ME HOW MY PENIS WORKS!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

There is only ONE master of the clit, and that guy is not it.

http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1C1TSNJ_enUS452US452&bi...

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

Lol this spastic is hilarious. Honestly wtf? Besides the subject matter all I can say is What a load of shit!I hate that kind of warbling music. Just horrible.

I do Pagents!

Submitted by Fujicat: "He's an asshole. He should sing about that."

Hahahaha!

One, you're my cunt dream come true
Two, just want to finger you,
Three, girl it's plain to see that you're the only clam for me and
Four, repeat steps one through three
Five, make you squirt buckets at me
Then when all the pussy schoolin's done,
I will mop up the cum

This is a joke, right? I am gobsmacked. Seriously, this video left me speechless.

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"There'll be war and there'll be peace
Everything one day will cease.
All the iron turns to rust
All the Cloud Men turn to dust."
- Pink Floyd "Childhood's End"