And Here Comes The Grand Marshals Of The Tournament Of Whores Parade
The Illuminati's very own Brangelina kept up the stunts last night by joining claws while doing the LOOK AT US strut past the paparazzi at the opening of Scott Disick's restaurant in NYC. Scott Isadick opened his new Patrick Bateman-themed restaurant called American Psycho Grill, which serves cheese-stuffed roasted rat and a noodle dish named Chop Huey Lewis and the News. No, I wish. Scott opened up a Japanese restaurant in the Meatpacking District called RYU, because he knows so much about Japanese food. Please, that restaurant is a front. It's obviously the East Coast whore headquarter's for the Kuntrashian's whore activities.
Why do you think Kanye Kardashian née West was there? As soon as Kanye walked through the doors, Pimp Mama Kris took him to a back room where he was officially baptized into the Kuntrashian Klan by spilling his bladder water onto the forehead of Kim Kardashian's ass (yes, her ass is so big it has a forehead) as Khloe branded the mark of the dark side (aka the letter "K") into one of his ass lips with a heated bronzer stick. Kanye is officially a Kardashian. And now you know why Jesus walks. It's because he's going to the nearest computer station in heaven to unfriend Kanye on Facebook.
In other Kuntrashian non-news, Kim tells Paper that she's famous because of the Internet (Note: That right there is the number one reason Time Warner operators will hear when they ask, "And why are you canceling your Internet today?") and she loves blowing fake tanner kisses at her haters:
"I love writing them back. People will write me, 'My phone battery lasts longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage,' and I'll write back, 'Oh, which phone is that?'When people are so stupid, you just have to have fun with it. Someone [without a profile photo] will say I'm fat, or a hairy Armenian, and I'll write back, 'Oh, that egg picture of yours is so gorgeous.'"
Kim's koochie will give you a burning sensation and so will her comebacks. Of course Kim responds to her haters, what else is she going to do between doing nothing and doing nothing?
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LOL....Lamar and his head tattoos is the next OJ Simpson. ( He just doesn't know it yet).......Shhh Don't tell him, I wanna see who he kills first....LOL
LOL....Lamar and his head tattoos is the next OJ Simpson. ( He just doesn't know it yet).......Shhh Don't tell him, I wanna see who he kills first....LOL
Those are her burns? Just don't.
So Kim married Kris and that lasted 72 days. If she marries Kanye and that lasts 72 days, is that equivalent to 10 years or 20 years?
khloe looks amazing. you can tell she hasnt had any plastic surgery and inside out she is beautiful.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:04pm.
Unbelievable.
I'm an old enough slore to remember some halfway decent television programming. What I wouldn't give to have a non-cable channel loop episodes of Three's Company, Alice, One Day at a Time, The Jeffersons,...
".....those were the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays."
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So true Bacon! Such great shows, now I hardly even watch! ;]
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Unbelievable.
I'm an old enough slore to remember some halfway decent television programming. What I wouldn't give to have a non-cable channel loop episodes of Three's Company, Alice, One Day at a Time, The Jeffersons, and even Family Feud with that pervy Richard Dawson. And let us never forget the absolute awesomeness of Match Game! As Archie and Edith Bunker would say, ".....those were the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays."
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
15th thumbnail is 3 stooges curly larry and mo
Kim' old face looks better than this new, soon to be catwoman face.
I read that a private company is going to start mining asteroids. Can't we sent out these two in the first flight as test dummies?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
What's up with her heels? Why are her toes hanging out????
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
I wonder how many days will pass before the entire staff at Scott Dicklick's restaurant quit that bitch? lol.
Scott needs to let his inner Patrick Bateman out and finish off that whole fucking family. Lamar and Grandma Bruce included.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
betsey - i gotta go read about it. i have avoided it till now, but i cant take not knowing anymore, the gory details of the genesis of this
family being shoved in our faces every day.
they are like the poster children for soddom and gomorrah, i think.
or something.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 5:35pm.
and this all started why? cause someone pee-ed on kim? really?
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lol...I was telling the husband that these 2 douches are together, and he says, "what is this Kim thing famous for again?" (Called me a fuckin liar when I told him.) Ahhhhh, ignorance IS bliss.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Kanye has that same perma "open mouf" weird teeth look as Diddy and Chris Rock.
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Dark-sided!
oh, also:
just ugh to all of them. for gods sake, the decline and fall of the american empire, right there. and seriously - who could pick which dress is the goddamn most hideous? i couldnt.
or which sister is ugliest? i couldnt.
and this all started why? cause someone pee-ed on kim? really?
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
is it wrong that i find kanye kind of attractive in these photos? ugh i hate myself.
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
I always think of Kim as 4 ft tall and Khloe as 10 ft tall. Is this anything close to the truth?
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ahem, umm, i dont mean to be rude, but...
really? thats the BEST they can make khloe look?
i mean, that poor poor girl. take away her money, and she aint never woulda had a single date in her life.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
She sounds like a bitch. Then again, we already knew that.
'Member Paris Hilton? This too shall pass.
Wow, shes so intelligent and so eloquent that trolls stand no chance against her! (Damn, I have been that dumb/naive when I was in my early 20s)
I guess...well someone is watching those crap shows.
GG, that was Harvey's Twitter post.
Ryan Seacrest needs to be shot. ASAP.
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Pimp Mama K's dress looks like a cross between a snail and a turnpike.
PSL - I think Harvye already knows; he has his nose so far up her ass he knows what she had for lunch!
Harvey Levin
Kardashians just signed $40+ mil deal with E for their show. Biggest reality deal ever of its kind. http://t.co/t2tNaK5s
AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
You can almost see her KW earrings (left ear)in thumb 6.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by OneLiner on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:31pm.
hold up, why is Kim Kardashian's Hairline receding????
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I heard she had her baby hairs removed via laser surgery. If her hairline is receding it's her own damn fault. I have baby hairs, and I grew to like them
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I just took a second look at Kim's Hairline....LMAO so much for perfection Kimmy!
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I know they have been flirting for years, but it's still kind of unbelievable that even Kanye's ignorant ass decided to go through with it, once Kim's family is involved it goes pretty downhill from there.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by OneLiner on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:31pm.
hold up, why is Kim Kardashian's Hairline receding????
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I heard she had her baby hairs removed via laser surgery. If her hairline is receding it's her own damn fault. I have baby hairs, and I grew to like them.
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I've heard that facelifts can really fuck with the hairline.
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Submitted by OneLiner on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 3:31pm.
hold up, why is Kim Kardashian's Hairline receding????
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I heard she had her baby hairs removed via laser surgery. If her hairline is receding it's her own damn fault. I have baby hairs, and I grew to like them.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
hold up, why is Kim Kardashian's Hairline receding????
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Khloe is a fox! And Lamar is a little chocolate angel! I love these two together!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 1:43pm.
I'd bet good money that PMK is trying to convince Khloe to divorce him. Or make him a preacher at her church.
*snort* hahahahaha
also lol @ pixxxie "woolly mammoth toe"
She puts the dump in dumpy.
LOL @ Kourtney's Eddie Munster hairline.
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
My favorite NYC restaurants are little Thai places and when you walk in you better see little old Thai ladies running around bossing people and greet you with "Oh you come this way! This way!". No Thai people in a Thai restaurant or Japanese people in a Japanese restaurant- run away!
How come they aren't doing Armenian-to-go. Goat. Uhm, goat. And more goat.
Kendall is truly the only good looking non plastic one in the group, thank God she got Bruce's gene pool, but this family is tiring, I wish the devil would just rip up their contract and kick them back to hell were they belong, even this fake relationship seems old to me, I know it all for ratings, etc., etc., but come on, Kim is a ho, Kanye is gay, really, everyone knows this so what is the point anyhow of them even faking liking each other. Maybe she lets him use her tons of makeup, and wear her worn out heels...but then again, it is fake so who really gives two shits.
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A Japanese restaurant??? What does Dick-shit know about Japanese food?
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It's even funnier than that. I caught an epi where Scott's meeting with his 2 restaurant partners for this Japanese place: they were a couple of guido types!
Also, are those replies supposed to be funny? Her sense of humor is about as developed as her sense of decorum.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Khloe totally looks like Sasquatch in thumb # 13.
OMFG!
thanks for the laughs Michael K.
Kanye and I are fucking done professionally. I could forgive him his craziness, and could even get over him being mean to Taylor Swift. BUT THIS????? I think not.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
These reality shows are getting too far-fetched.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 1:55pm.
Yeah, except he is doing this with one of the chefs from the Fatty Crab restaurants...so there is a slight change it might be decent. Might be.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 12:11pm.
I hate saying this about a teen girl, but Kylie Jenner is so fucking ugly. It must be so hard to have Kendall as a sister- that chick is gorgeous.
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Truth. I try to see the pretty in Kylie, but when she stands next to Kendall, it's impossible. Kendall's the prettiest of all the sisters, and she didn't inherit the monster hips so she'll likely make it as a model.
Also, Kimmie needs to start counting points or something. She's reaching maximum density. Even in black, she's still looking rather massive.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Kanye can't tie his own shoes apparently.
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This Photo like others really shows how FAT and ugly KK really is. About 5'2" 140 lbs big pig. Even with all tha make up she is dog ugly. KW is also a total dog such a very ugly pimp type. They are perfect for each other.
This would only be news if they both got Aids!
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 04/24/2012 - 1:55pm.
Anyway, I guess there will be ANOTHER reality show about Dick-shit running a restaurant in NYC. ~yawn~
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I'll only watch if it's the featured loser restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares. SHUT.IT.DOWN. DONKAY!!