Open Post: Hosted By A Fapping Seal

April 23, 2012 / Posted by:

You’re going to try to tell me that this isn’t Seal beating his club while watching a lady bust out Adele during an episode of Australia’s The Voice, but you won’t convince me. I don’t care if you tell me Seal’s just got a case of restless leg syndrome, I won’t believe it. I don’t care if you tell me that he’s happily relieved after a stubborn fart bubble finally made its way out of his butt, I won’t believe it. Seal is fapping and you can’t tell me otherwise. Obviously, the new way for the judges on The Voice to show they’re really into a contestant is by whipping it out and going at it right there. You know what to do, Adam Levine! Or should I say, you know who to do, Adam Levine. Yourself! In front of us! GO!

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