Hot Slut Of The Day!
The brave Philadelphia squirrel rescuer who is now the hero of the squirrel community after he saved one of their own from suffocating to death. (I think I just suffocated in a bag filled with all the euphemism possibilities in that sentence.) It’s Monday which means that most of us are this squirrel today. We all have our head stuck in a bag (or stuck in your own ass if you’re like me) waiting for some caring soul take to pity on us and yank us out while filming it for YouTube. So raise your morning cup of meth pipe water for this squirrel rescuer! Since this is the most important news story of the weekend, I’m sure CNN will break into their regularly scheduled programming when the squirrel community honors this dude with the Purple Nut of bravery.
via Arbroath