The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 20th!

April 23, 2012 / Posted by:

After the huge failure of their “Pray Away The Gay” therapy centers, the Bachmanns have rethought their formula and are now targeting lesbians with their new and improved “Wish to quit the Fish” in home do it yourself system. – Ashton Cruz

Runners-up:

The Jacques Cousteau hologram was completely overshadowed by the Tupac one at Coachella this year, but it was significantly less expensive to create. – Spaz de la Whoreta

Chris Martin likes to keep that Gwyneth smell around where ever he goes. – Ikcor

The early tests for “Titanic in 3D” were not promising. – Strepsi

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