Robin Gibb Is Out Of A Coma
Seen here giving us Johnny Appleseed glamour realness last year, Robin Gibb slipped into a coma more than a week ago and his doctors basically said it was only a matter of time before Justin Timberlake would be giving the eulogy at Robin Gibb's memorial as Robin Gibb. But now everybody can exhale while hollerin' out the chorus from Emotion, because he woke up yesterday. Robin is completely awake and already talking. It's a 4/20 (a day late, because stoners are slow when it comes to all things including praying for Robin Gibb to wake up) miracle! I'll let you use the "Stayin' Alive" joke you've been working on for this very occasion.
Robin was diagnosed with liver and colon cancer late last year, but it's currently in remission. Robin fell into a coma while battling a case of pneumonia. Robin's doctors released this statement to People yesterday:
"Robin is fully conscious, lucid and able to speak to his loved ones. He is breathing on his own, with an oxygen mask. He is on intravenous feeding and antibiotics. He is of course, exhausted, extremely weak and malnourished."
Robin's doctors went on to say that his wife Dwina, his brother Barry and other family members have been singing to him and playing his favorite music while he was in a coma. Robin's doctors also added that the first thing he said after he woke up was, "Okay, all y'all bitches can shut the hell up now." Yeah, Robin has a southern accent now. It happens.
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Stayin' Alive.
Thank goodness.
I was afraid he wouldn't make it. Really happy to hear he's getting better. He seems like the nicest guy. Good luck to him.
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Penguin...Batman was so wrong about you.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by Dick E. Normous on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 1:11am.
BTW, the 'twins' hated each other with a passion.
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Really. FIrst time I've ever heard this. So, I'm guessing you know this firsthand....you must have been present at every single fucking family dinner and meeting and recording session in their whole 60 years together?
Please. Just STFU and stop talking about things you know absolutely nothing about. Which you have proven to be EVERYTHING.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 9:27pm.
"Omg,I almost shat myself. I'm gonna have a stroke during game 7. I shouldn't watch but I can't NOT watch. I am going to need copious amounts of alcohol to get thru it. Hope you make it too! Let's convene after the win. GOOOOO BRUUUUINS!!!"
Shaking and crying right along with you, behbeh. I have a visceral hatred of the Capitals and their bandwagon fans. I live in ME!C (fuck my life) and Capital fans are douche assholes that are from somewhere else in the country and like every other DC fucktard (this generalization does NOT apply to DC natives, who are generally quite lovely as a group), they attach themselves to something that they think will elevate their importance by association. HATE. I have loved the Bruins every since I was knee-high to a grasshopper and I have suffered through the lows (the historic 2010 collapse against the Flyers) and the highs (the Ray Borque years, the 2011 Stanley Cup win). Even if they lose on Wednesday (please DOG, NO), I will still love them. That's what being a true fan is all about. In summation, go BRUINS!!
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I used to love the Caps in the 80s bc they had my fave player, Scott Stevens--but he went to NJ and my loyalties went right along with him. I mean, who trades the best fucking defenseman in the league?
My knee high to a grasshopper days precede yours, I think-- I'm way back to Bobby Orr-- who was such a class act. And then Cam Neely-- who I actually knew in jrs-- I have a pic of myself with him and he dated a friend of mine and had a crush on my sister. LOL. The Ray Bourque yrs just can't be equalled. But now with Chara (see my avie) I am right back with my Bruins! I am just glad the game's in Boston! Let's hope for a super collapse of Ovie and Holtby. lol.
Now everyone, back to your usual snipery and snarkiness...Hockey Night in Canada (or the US) is done...for now...
Submitted by DianaDeath on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 12:04am.
OMGMK,
I'm so glad I won't be singing "Tragedy"!
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True story. That was the number one song on the day I was born. I am obviously destined for greatness.
Srsly, this news makes me happy :) Get well, Robin.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Maybe he just had a dose of Saturday Night Fever...
Snort, was that too soon?
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Is Robin a homosexual?
Seeing someone face death can have a funny effect on people. It makes them all empathic and human. Some may even go so far as hoping for someone to get better. I don't know what's wrong with them either.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
WOW. I said, "Time to meet the twin" and THAT is what set some folks batshit crazy? REALLY?
That's it? That's ALL it takes? Double wow eveeeen.
BTW, the 'twins' hated each other with a passion.
It's funny how taste can differ from one person to the next. I think that their combined voices made for a unique sound. Hearing their songs instantly evoques my childhood memories.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_DdIxfpIU
THE HAIR! lol
"How deep is your grave?"
Gibb death count is looking good.
@DianaDeath: Good fucking lord, they really were a falsetto band of high pitched annoying twats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_DdIxfpIU
How many Gibbs to go?
OMGMK,
I'm so glad I won't be singing "Tragedy"!
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Go Caps! (Wings fan here who remembers boston "fans" punching Yzerman)...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Alix on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:10pm.
Never underestimate the healing powers of the Saturday Night Live soundtrack.
I think you mean "Saturday Night Fever"?
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HA! I knew *something* didn't feel right about that post. Clearly I'm suffering from a chocolate deficiency, and it's affecting my ability to comment.
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Barry Gibb was GORGEOUS. Hot as hell.
Maurice was good looking too. So was Andy. Robin, not at all!
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:23pm.
The only one of the three who aged well was Maurice. Robin was never good-looking in any sense and I saw a pic of Barry the other day. He looks like a geriatric muppet.
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You are right. Barry back in the day though, was THE SEX:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuj9pcADAb1qa122a.jpg
http://st-listas.20minutos.es/images/2009-12/176545/1953833_640px.jpg?12...
Say "yes" to chest hair! Mmmmmmmmmmmm....
Good thoughts to Robin Gibb and his family. They've already lost two sons, way too young. I hope he gets his strength back.
JFC, one says Death is coming, the other hopes he is not in pain.
It's medication time, isn't it?
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
I hope he's not in pain. Morphine is the 13th step when you are in that kind of agony.
When you start losing weight rapidly for no reason, it's scary as hell.
Submitted by Dick E. Normous on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 9:39pm.
Shut up, Angela.
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lol@meatblocks "I started a joke" link.
Holy shit. There certainly are some extremely sensitive mother fuckers on this blog.
What's next? A full on seminar about the HollyCost?
Submitted by Alix on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:10pm.
Never underestimate the healing powers of the Saturday Night Live soundtrack.
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I think you mean "Saturday Night Fever"?
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
"Omg,I almost shat myself. I'm gonna have a stroke during game 7. I shouldn't watch but I can't NOT watch. I am going to need copious amounts of alcohol to get thru it. Hope you make it too! Let's convene after the win. GOOOOO BRUUUUINS!!!"
Shaking and crying right along with you, behbeh. I have a visceral hatred of the Capitals and their bandwagon fans. I live in ME!C (fuck my life) and Capital fans are douche assholes that are from somewhere else in the country and like every other DC fucktard (this generalization does NOT apply to DC natives, who are generally quite lovely as a group), they attach themselves to something that they think will elevate their importance by association. HATE. I have loved the Bruins every since I was knee-high to a grasshopper and I have suffered through the lows (the historic 2010 collapse against the Flyers) and the highs (the Ray Borque years, the 2011 Stanley Cup win). Even if they lose on Wednesday (please DOG, NO), I will still love them. That's what being a true fan is all about. In summation, go BRUINS!!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Hopefully he's not suffering too much.
According to the nurses in the ICU, sometimes terminal patients rally and it looks like they're going to be okay. Maybe he will be, but I doubt it.
I hope his transition is peaceful and clear.
This is very true.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:26pm.
@ Dog
I googled for news on Robin and saw some recent pictures of Barry. It was shocking! He was such handsome man in his prime!
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Yes he was, and so were we all. I look at pictures of myself from years ago and wonder where that person is.
I love the Bee Gees, I don't think they ever got the props from the industry that they deserved. So many great songs!
Submitted by SalmaNella on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:26pm.
@ Dog
I googled for news on Robin and saw some recent pictures of Barry. It was shocking! He was such handsome man in his prime!
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Sad, isn't it?
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:17pm.
Thanks, Dog. Love your avie.
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Fanks. I got it off a link MK posted in Crumbs a few days ago.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:29pm.
Hockey Fan - have you recovered from the 47 heart attacks of game 6? Jesus, I don't know if I can take game 7. Go Bruins!
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Omg,I almost shat myself. I'm gonna have a stroke during game 7. I shouldn't watch but I can't NOT watch. I am going to need copious amounts of alcohol to get thru it. Hope you make it too! Let's convene after the win. GOOOOO BRUUUUINS!!!
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There's a difference between a cougar and a barn cat.
Hockey Fan - have you recovered from the 47 heart attacks of game 6? Jesus, I don't know if I can take game 7. Go Bruins!
OT: I'm glad RG came out of the coma. I hope he makes a full recovery.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:17pm.
Thanks, Dog. Love your avie.
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There's a difference between a cougar and a barn cat.
@UBF. Cute! I know that song really makes me smile. It is also great for working out too.
@ Dog
I googled for news on Robin and saw some recent pictures of Barry. It was shocking! He was such handsome man in his prime!
I have "staying Alive" as my cellphone-ringtone. You wouldnt believe how many people start jamming when my phone goes off...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
The only one of the three who aged well was Maurice. Robin was never good-looking in any sense and I saw a pic of Barry the other day. He looks like a geriatric muppet.
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I had the song "Staying Alive" come on during my workout yesterday. I dunno, a lot of people don't like the Bee Gees but their music always seem to be energizing. It makes me smile. I had no idea that he was going through such an ordeal with cancer. Here is hoping that he is comfortable and surrounded by those who love him.
Hockey Fan, don't worry about it. Angela has a knack for going after people's sore points and working them hard. She is a revolting piece of shit who makes it a profession to assume different identities and see how many people she can sucker and get to trust her before she turns on them.
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Sorry, guys, I didn't know about the trollish Angela. Are we sure she isn't Angelina Whorlie, just out to get attention any way she can?? *whips out The Leg for proof*
Anyway....sorry, I just adore the Bee Gees. I grew up with their early music (Mom was a fan) and the disco era was high school for me, and they are just literally the most talented songwriters on the planet. I miss Maurice still, and that stupid Angela's comment just whipped my panties into a knot -- and not the good kind.
You horz are awesome.
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There's a difference between a cougar and a barn cat.
Never underestimate the healing powers of the Saturday Night Live soundtrack.
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Liver and colon cancer is a bad deal. I hope he doesn't suffer much.
I just hope he isn't suffering :( Sads.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Hi Mike!
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
http://youtu.be/RRNTQvXSsfA
his first words back were "APRIL FOOLS!" ...
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 7:48pm.
You're back to the pretty avies! Yay!
Angela Lansbury? Angela Bassett?
Who is this Angela everyone speaks of? Or is this a dumb, pointless question?
On topic: Oh hell, what can you say to someone who is going through hell? Health is the true gold. Not butt implants, fancy purses, or hair extensions. Your health is where it is at
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Get well soon, even though it's a long shot. I hope he at least gets some enjoyment and comfort from these moments with his family.
Angela doesn't have free time. Between posting here 24/7 and avoiding her keepers, she has no life.
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UBF and Dog, exactly what I meant by my comment.
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No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
STFU, Angela , you dumb cunt. Your usernames get dumber by the day and your insensitive bullshit isn`t setting anyone off anymore. So just stfu, dryhump a pink carpet and sing about Sesame Street or whatever you else you do in your spare time...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11