Sunday, April 22nd 2012
Birthday Sluts
Jack Nicholson (75)
Amber Heard (26)
Amelle Berrabah (28)
Michelle Ryan (28)
Eric Mabius (41)
Ingo Rademacher (41)
Sherri Shephard (45)
Sheryl Lee (45)
Jeffrey Dean Morgan (46)
Peter Frampton (62)
John Waters (66)
Charlotte Rae (86)
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Jack! Fuck yeah. One of the cool actors. There will never be another Jack Nicholson.
*smothers Christian Slater with a pillow. Throws sink out window and escapes*
I know I'm a total weirdo for thinking Jack is hot but I can't help it.
If you've ever seen photos of Spaz from years ago...she's quite the natural beauty. She just doesn't take care of herself
"I only take viagra when I am with more than one woman." - Jack Nicholson
HB Jack and Ingo!
and to all the other babies :-)
HB Jack Nicholson and Charlotte Rae.
Spaz could be very attractive, in a unique sorta way, if she'd just wear some damn makeup. Particularly eyeliner. Some celebs look stunning without makeup and can pull off the I-don't-give-a-fuck dishevelend just rolled outta bed look. She is not one of them.
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Winter is coming!
at the top of the pyramid of "cool"... there sits an empty room, only resided by Jack Nicholson ... happy b-day!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
LOL Twatty, I know he probably gets up to some suspect voodoo stuff, wouldn't put it past him to hit on her. Likely still thinks he's in the 70's but he was soooooo good back then, that they probably all line up, rollover and let him have his way! *shocking* I KNOW! Need a bleach bath now! ;P
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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I should clarify my comment -- I don't mean our beloved Spaz de la Whoreta -- I mean Paz de la Huerta, the slutty "Boardwalk Empire" actress, a term I use ever so loosely.
WithinReason & Nanners -- remember that Jack -- allegedly -- told Spaz that she was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen, so says Spaz de la Whoreta. This was probably immediately after a cataract operation and a bottle of whiskey, but I wouldn't doubt it if he hooked up with that slut and contracted an STD or two. I've heard that Jack is second only to Warren Beatty in the hook-up department. I'm sure the CDC has a whole department devoted to the STDs those two have contracted.
You know it Twatty! hehehe.
Nanners, THAT IS nasteh, and probably true!
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Skeevy motherfucker. I'm sure he's put his Oscars in a vagina or two.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
WithinReason -- back at ya, honeyboo!!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 2:36pm.
GrecoSuave -- ...I despise Charlton Heston because of his NRA/ass-kissing Ronald Reagan ass,... absolutely sickening! ...
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♪♪ Why do birds. Suddenly appear? Everytime you are near. Just like me. They long to be. Close to you. ♪♪ Both of ya, Whamo and everyone! LOL! ☺☼♥
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Whamo -- it's at the end, when Wayne's girlfriend is getting married to Christopher Walken, and he stops at a gas station to ask directions, and the grease monkey is Charlton Heston. He even over-acted in that. I don't mind WW2, but it was rather unnecessary, I agree.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 2:58pm.
Remember how they dredged him up for "Wayne's World 2"???
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I'll have to look that up, I can't really remember much about any of it other than they should have stopped at Wayne's Worlds one!
Spaz -- yes, cross-eyed Karen Black DID land the plane -- LOL!!!
No! Chuck was transferred mid-air into the cockpit, just as Karen was totally losing it! ("Salt Lake! Salt Lake! I can't DO THIS!) Chuckie landed that big Boeing baby, and funny how all the passengers had to jump down the emergency slides, yet Chuckie and Karen got to stroll down the stairs, arm in arm (Chuck had to hold onto her, as one eye went this way, and the other went thataway.
Whamo -- OMG, Charlton Heston was a terrible actor, I agree! When they refer to him as one of the classic actors I just want to barf!!! Remember how they dredged him up for "Wayne's World 2"???
SugarKane -- happy birthday to you, too!!!
I love the fact that Peter Frampton and John Waters share my b-day! Happy, happy b-day to you both and to all of my co-celebrants today!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 2:36pm.
I despise Charlton Heston because of his NRA/ass-kissing Ronald Reagan ass
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I despise CH because the man was the KING of overacting. I watched part of the Ten Commandments the other day and there was this one scene were he was brought to the Pharaoh's court, I was laughing at how he even managed to overact simply walking in chains. Every step was this if..I can...just make...one more...step..augg...
How he is seen as a great actor IMO is beyond me.
Now imagine if William Shatner had been cast alongside Chuck? Damn! Virginia hams parting the Red Sea! Moses!! Moses!!
Submitted by GrecoSuave on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 2:26pm.
... and Cross-eyed Karen Black and Charlton Heston ("DAMN!") in "Airport 197d"M
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Haha! but she landed the plane, didn't she?
HBD to Peter Frampton, John Waters, and Jack Nicholson.
GrecoSuave -- oh, you're welcome, hon! It's funny you mention "Airport 1975." They've been running those old disaster movies on cable lately and I've watched all of them, but that one creeped me out. I despise Charlton Heston because of his NRA/ass-kissing Ronald Reagan ass, but in that movie it was really sickening that he was Karen Black's (cross-eyed!) boyfriend, and he kept calling her "baby" -- that made me sick!!! He was acting like he was such a stud and it was absolutely sickening! He was so fucking old, too.
LOL! I hear you about the "baby" thing! My friend and I actually had a drinking game going re how many times Chuck uttered the words "damn" and "baby"! And when he said "Climb, baby! Climb"! And WTF with Gloria Swanson aboard, reciting her memoirs into her tape recorder, and freakin' Helen Reddy singing to Linda Blair! Ya gotta love it! I hear you re Heston/NRA - total right winged asshole.
@ Twat Muffin...agree wholeheartedly about Bob Fosse and Pakula, thanks for reminding me of them. I honestly believe that one contributing factor to the great films of the 70's was that these directors, writers, producers, and actors were ANGRY post 60's social upheavals, plus the on-going disaster of the Vietnam war.They channeled their anger through their collective creative outlets.
On a lighter note, the 70's brings back for me fond memories of the "disaster film" - "The Poseidon Adventure" (the best of the bunch, and a far better film than people think it is), "The Towering Inferno", the cheesy and deliciously camp "Earthquake", and cross-eyed Karen Black and Charlton Heston ("DAMN!") in "Airport 1975"
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 1:53pm.
LaChaylo, I'm with you on that, but I read he's coming back. Do.Not.Want
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
GrecoSuave -- you summed up what was great about cinema in the 70's. Another great director from the 70's was Bob Fosse, and I believe the 70's was Woody Allen's best decade as well. Also Sidney Lumet and Alan Pakula.
Sorry to jump back on the 70's film thang, but it's worth talking about. I totally agree that "The Godfather" and "Godfather II" are classics unto themselves. There is something so unique, sublime, true gritty and awe-inspiring about 70's cinema that it's, for me, hard to articulate and pinpoint. The 70's followed the 60's uprising and civil rights riots, and the effects of that decade morphed into the great works of Kubrick and his fellow directors, writers, and actors. We shall, sadly, never see the likes of that wonderful decade in film ever again. It's a parade now long gone by. "Dog Day Afternoon" and "All The President's Men" are well worth watching again. And I have to as well throw in the 70's work of Woody Allen here, too, plus Spielberg, before he went commercial, camp, and fell in love with himself. "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" - the director's cut, is a cinematic marvel to behold.
An often forgotten gem from the 70's is the wondrous French new wave cinema, with the late and great Francois Truffaut leading the pack. If you've never seen them, then I highly recommend you watch two of his very best, "Jules and Jim" and the WONDERFUL "Day For Night".
Ah, to go back to the 70's again, if only for a day or so.
Ya wanna good cry? Then get the 70's sleeper classic, "Sounder" and I dare you not to be drawn in and reach for the box of tissues.
Interesting factoid about Ingo Rademacher - he has a kid named Peanut Kai.
PEANUT.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 1:02pm.
Hb also to Peter Frampton even from his beginnings with Humble Pie...always a standout. I don't need no doctor.
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Humble Pie - Smokin'
I played this album on my record player until the poor thing was worn out!!!
Yeah, okay, Frampton had left by then, but still...HB to Peter!
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"It's like if I go on Craigslist looking for peen and then clutch my pearls three hours later when I've suddenly got a dick in my ass. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!" - MK - 4/21/12
It's JAX's BIRTHDAY!! I was so into him when he first came onto GH, then he got kinda douchey and I was over the peroxide blonde hair. Ingo is soooo not 41.
HB "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!" and the incomparable John Waters!
SANS FARDS -- wow, you share the same b-day as Al. I WOULD have done bad things to him when he didn't look so ridiculous. He's been sporting that poofy hair & orange tan lately, plus he dresses horribly. And I've always questioned his horrible taste in women. He's never dated a real babe. He had kids with Beverly D'Angelo. She has such a bad overbite she could eat a sandwich on the other side of the room!
WithinReason -- happy Earth Day to you, too, hon! Enjoy your "Twin Peaks" DVDs.
little_rascal -- I like "Scarface," too.
Oh, and since we are talking bout Pachino. Loved him in the Classics like Scarface, but i think he was awesome in "The Devil`s Advocate".
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Yumm. Sexy Nicholson. "The Shining" and "One flew over the cuckoo`s nest" Nicholson.
Look what we are left with:
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oh, how the Mighty have fallen. But I still take de Niro, Pachino and Nicholson over whatever today`s market has to offer....
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
HB to two immortals, Jack Nicholson and Peter Frampton (shut up).
whats this about Al Pacino? He and I have the same b-day (4/25). I would do very bad things to him...such that cannot be named in this place.
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Winter is coming!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 12:23pm.
Totally agree with you that Al Pacino was great in "Godfather", but my personal favorite is Al Pacino in "Scarface".
hell, I'd do him now, because even with Viagra, a pot belly and shriveling balls, he's probably a better lay than most men half his age!
So true CSG, except of course gorgeous actors dressed up as cops, those could be fluff and I would still LOVE IT! hehehehe
But true, these days I hardly watch anything at the movies yet these excellent films I'll watch over and over again! ;D
ETA: Out for a bit, be back in a while... in the meantime enjoy the afternoon everyone!
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 1:11pm.
HB Jack♥, Amber, John♥, Peter, Mrs. Garrett and the other birthday sluts today!
I have a soft spot for Pacino/DeNiro/Nicholson. And even though movies have gotten worse these days, those actors will have the top-notch movies they made in the past FOREVER. They could coast into retirement now and no one could take away that they had been part of movie magic! ;P
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Absolutely...the current crop of male leads in movies are an embarrassment by comparison.
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If it looks like a stunt, walks like a stunt and smells like warm piss on burnt plastic, it came directly from Pimp Mama Kris' pimpin' hand. - MK
Happy Birthday John Waters. Please talk to Johnny Depp; he needs you.
Thanks Twatty for reminding me yet again why I loathe all things Belieber.
Love Twin Peaks too! Got the whole collection on DVD last year... and have started watching it again! ☺☺
Love this sailor Nicholson!
ETA: I was typing this Twatty... you're too quick for me!
Hi Sweets! Happy Earth Day!
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WithinReason -- hey, hon! I totally agree with you. I will always have a soft spot, too, for Al, Bobby & Jack. No one can take away from them the great movies they've made in the past -- they don't make movies like that any more.
I notice that Jack has a cigar. Could that be a hint about a certain CDAN blind about a male movie star who hires woman to be his ashtray? I bet Enty had told Michael who it is.
HB Jack♥, Amber, John♥, Peter, Mrs. Garrett and the other birthday sluts today!
I have a soft spot for Pacino/DeNiro/Nicholson. And even though movies have gotten worse these days, those actors will have the top-notch movies they made in the past FOREVER. They could coast into retirement now and no one could take away that they had been part of movie magic! ;P
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Jack Nicholson HB...best role for me was Chinatown.
Bad for glass!
Hb also to Peter Frampton even from his beginnings with Humble Pie...always a standout. I don't need no doctor.
waterbucket -- yeah, an award for his impact on social media. When I heard that, my respect for Tribeca pretty much went down the toilet. I'd still shag DeNiro, though.
Seriously? Justin Bieber won an award at the Tribeca Film Festival? Is there any of these independent film festivals left that these leeches haven't gotten to? First Paris Hilton at Sundance and now Justin Bieber at Tribeca. I give up.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 04/22/2012 - 12:23pm.
Even as far back as "Dog Day Afternoon" you could see that he was going over the top. I think DeNiro needs to partner up with Scorcese again to gain some credibility back, that is if Marty will stop working with his young prince DiCRAPio. Pacino at this point is a lost cause.
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I'm with you again on this, I LOVED Dog Day Afternoon and if ever there was a role for him to go "over the top" I think this was a great one for it.
Pacino...again agreed, he definitely needs a solid film with Scorcese to remind us of just how good is was/is. The only thing I'll kinda disagree with you is I actually think DiCaprio is really good actor, I quite like most all his film and I really liked The Aviator which I don't think he got the credit on that he deserved IMO opinion anyway:)
i just youtubed the restaurant scene in five easy pieces since i've never seen the movie. i don't really get what the big deal is what that scene.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.