Just like in the Travolta household (you can’t convince me Kelly Preston birthed out that last one), in the seahorse world the dude is the one who does the birthing and does the birthing he does. If you haven’t seen a seahorse giving birth, then you truly haven’t witnessed the cum shot of all cum shots, but this cum shot has actual fully formed babies in it! Those seafoals just keep coming and coming and coming and coming…. Dude is a squirter and then some. Meanwhile, the lady seahorse is like, “Bitch, hurry the hell up so we can get it on again before I send you back to the kitchen to make me a sangwich!” That horny seaho isn’t even waiting until the swelling on her dude’s front butt has gone down. Seahorses don’t mess around when it comes to sexin’, birthin’ and everything else.
via 22 Words