Lindsay Lohan Has Banned Herself From The Standard Hotel
The housekeeping department at The Standard Hotel no longer has to worry about wiping dirty bronzer skid marks from the toilet seats Lindsay Lohan does lines off of, because she has vowed to never ever terrorize that place again. LiLo made that decision, because she somehow magically keeps getting into bitch brawl after bitch brawl there. You know, because the place is the drunked up, cracked out mess, not her. TMZ says that LiLo is on the prowl for a new place to haunt and so every bar in L.A. should probably only use plastic glasses from now on. TMZ also said this shit:
We're told Lindsay is fully aware she's now a big fat target ... knowing full well there are people who want either quick publicity, some easy money or both -- but she vows not to become a shut-in out of fear.As for Wednesday's drink-throwing debacle -- Lindsay admits she was at The Standard's nightclub Smoke and Mirrors ... but insists the other girl was the instigator.
What ever happened to LiLo promising to spend her nights knitting bible verses into pillow cases while sipping lukewarm lemon water from a mug? This dumb bitch. Trouble doesn't go looking for LiLo, LiLo goes looking for trouble. It's like if I go on Craigslist looking for peen and then clutch my pearls three hours later when I've suddenly got a dick in my ass. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! If LiLo wasn't dumber than a suppository, she'd monetize being a mess. She'd move back to the East Coast, join the cast of Mob Wives and get paid to scrap with hos in bars.
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Yal jealous h8ters, Lindsay is trying to get her life back together again, for the 95817557385583rd time.
Leave her alone, she is trying.
For Thamar, 'cause I love that song
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One scotch, one bourbon, one beah! ♥♥♥
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Can we have a vote on the Shut In choice?
She and her father are full of crap. Two people who have been in and out of rehab don't go to bars to hang out and not drink. Sadly this is the only way either one of them can get attention and they know this. Idiots!
Just a drive by > last call
Sounds right Lindsay not being a real addict for a substance. Helps to know the real problem. Substance abuse treatment can't touch her real problem.
Exposing her dehydrated skin to all that sun? Not smart if she wants to be on camera. Lindsay HD!
She vows not to become a shut-in out of fear that going out and getting in trouble is the only career she has.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Lindsay's most dangerous addiction is her need for attention. Like any two-year-old (physically or mentally) she doesn't care whether it's positive or negative attention. ME, ME, you have to look at ME. I'M the only important thing in life. I'M LINDSAY LOHAN, look at ME.
She must still be finding it difficult to land jobs, which should be a clue to fuck off and take a break from H-wood and stuff.
I love the ladies. And I love redheads. But for some reason I have never been all giddy / smitten about Ms. Lohan. even before all her bulloney... she will be back on the trainwreck squad very soon. just a matter of time.
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
Submitted by nurserottenapple on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 10:37pm.
... She just uses because she thinks its cool...
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Exactly. That's why rehab has never worked for her, because she's not an addict (excepting attention). If she was really an addict, she'd sit her ass at home getting wasted to her heart's content, instead of insisting on being noticed at bars on weeknights.
Sadly, I have worked in a drug rehab EVERY SINGLE GOD FORSAKEN DAY for going on 6 years & I can tell you THIS TRICK has not learned a thing! She still blames EVERYONE ELSE for her problems & can't take any responsibility for her actions. I don't see the attraction in going to any bar/club sober & I'm pretty sure she doesn't either. I hate to say it, but we won't be lucky enough to see her OD either, unless she gets hooked on some REAL IV drugs. She just uses because she thinks its cool (or she finds her nasty Mom's stash...) I'm done with her ass, & I REALLY used to hope she would get her act together, because at one time, she actually had a glimmer of talent & was a very pretty girl. I'd love to meet the bitch that threw the drink on her, cuz I'd buy her a round myself :)
*puts masking tape over license plate*
Mel-Tang, the more the muddier!
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I wanna frow mud pies too. :(
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@ Get Serious
Another thing rehab makes you learn is to take responsibility for and ownership of your own behavior. She hasn't learned that one, either.
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Just a couple of things. First off, she's obviously learned not a single thing from the 7 rehabs she's been to, because one of the most important rules to avoid relapse is to avoid dangerous situations like bars, clubs & the dope smoking nirvana Coachella festival. Whorehan seems arrogantly determined to immediately reinsert herself in the bar/club/drug & drinking scene. Also, apparently now she's co-opted her daddy dearest to be her enabler. Lastly, she's apparently now drinking again because she's throwing drinks at people.
I give her less than 3 months before she's arrested again for some booze/driving drunk related type thing, and she starts the whole arrogant dumbass legal trouble process all over again...
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*checks piggy bank for airfare*
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Sounds like a plan :D
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 8:27pm.
Dogggie dont want to visit with me? :(
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Welllll, can we go to Kitson and throw mud on Parisite?
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Dogggie dont want to visit with me? :(
Anytime Mel-Tang!There are places on the West Side that arent crawling with Lohan types but for the most part Beverly Hills and Hollywood are infested. Its easier to say stay away from the Sunset Blvd. corridor.
Gardening Girl...thank you for the great advice! I have always wanted to visit, so if I ever have the pleasure, I will definately heed your warnings! Lol
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No desire to go to L.A. I'd love to see NoCal but SoCal, nah.
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Los Angeles!
GG, East Side, too. Or were you talking about L.A.?
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Mel-Tang & Dog, just dont go to the West side. Plenty of places to go eat and shop. :D
Ewww Dog....lmao me too. If I ever go there to visit, I am NOT eating off of the silverware or trying on clothes anywhere. Gross!!! Haha
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I agree 100% Dog! If you guys want a good read, type this in your browser.."hollywood according to those 'in the know." It explains a lot about the types of personalities that are attracted to that lifestyle. Lindsay never had a chance with those parents.
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If I lived in L.A. and was BloHan's size, I'd live in horror of trying on a piece of clothing she tried on before me.
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I heard that she just sold a shitload of her designer clothes...I guess cleaned but who the hell knows...for about 15 thousand.
It's amazing that these people act the way they do. If you think about it, it's because of us (the public- who pays for movies, cd's, etc) that they have money, nice cars, homes, exotic vacations, drugs, parties, clothing, and it's never enough for them. I wonder what all of the pedophiles in Hollywood would do if we all just stopped supporting their nonsense. Could you imagine what would happen if we all saved our money and spent it on nice things for ourselves instead of them? Sigh...I hope I get to witness that in my lifetime. :)
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Submitted by BostonMike on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 6:13pm.
Who's Angela and what was her avie?
Some piece of shit who needs to go hang herself.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 6:02pm.
In some actual happy news, Watergate felon and religious-right hatemongering asshole Chuck Colson has died at age 80.
I saw that!
This is my response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j45x9ranFH0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Who's Angela and what was her avie?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 6:11pm.
Not so sure how one could "brag" about having sex with her. That sounds more like a shameful secret you'd take to your grave!
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Dog- I know. It's crazy and sick. But I think the whole point of these rich people paying actors for sex is part of the insanity. I'm sure they get off by bragging that they had Lindsay Lohan. It's morre interesting than saying you paid for sex with a regular old prostitute. It's not right, but if Lindsay is putting out, there will always be sme loser who is willing to pay. Hollywood is seriously f'ed up.
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And yes her teeth...old grandma dentures.
Beakers, I can't believe I forgot that. That alone must top half a million.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 6:01pm.
Dog???? Do you have the sads now?
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BARK! WOOF! ARF! HOOOOOOOOWL!
Nope. I mean, Leenie, come on. Would you? LOL!
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Hahahahahahahaha...!
I'm really hoping for the shut-in out of fear.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 6:04pm.
Well, how much did he pay her for sex?
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If it was more than the price of a Trojan, he got ripped off.
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She's not lying. In her mind, it's never her fault. Keep going with that Lindsay, it's really working for you.
Well, how much did he pay her for sex?
In some actual happy news, Watergate felon and religious-right hatemongering asshole Chuck Colson has died at age 80.
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Dog???? Do you have the sads now?
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 5:19pm.
Look at her lifestyle. The traveling, the drugs and alcohol, the exorbitant rent, the shopping, manager, publicist, etc. And very little (if anything) coming in. If she wasn't such a klepto, the debt would probably be double the $3M.
Not to mention legal bills for non stop court dates over five years.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 5:53pm.
That billionaire who paid her for sex. I mean, really? He could buy the hottest call girl anywhere and he chose THAT? And PAID her?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 5:52pm.
Honestly if I suddenly became a celebrity, hiring an accountant and money manager would be the first thing I'd do.
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Duh! I know!