Throwing an “Okay, just the tip, though” side-eye, Kelly Taylor got dry humped in the butt by Steve Sanders at the party for her new reality show Jennie Garth: A Little Bit of Country at The London Hotel in West Hollywood last night. I’m sure some 90210 fan wrote a Brenda/Kelly/Steve threesome fan fiction on pastel lined paper in their Trapper Keeper during homeroom back in the day, so this is for them, but this is not my kind of 90210 threesome. The only kind of 90210 threesome I want involves Brenda, Dylan and that hot bitch Rick bumping it in the back seat of Kelly’s red BMW convertible as Jeremy Jordan serenades them.
Here’s a few more from last night’s sort of kind not really 90210 reunion. The party was also thrown together to celebrate Kelly’s birthday number 40, which I’m pretty sure is also he same age Gabrielle Carteris was when she started playing a freshmen in fucking high school.