So Lindsay Lohan’s The One Who Threw The Drink

April 20, 2012 / Posted by:

Before I get into more of Lindsay Lohan’s crackhead antics, I thought I’d wet your whistle (with barf) with this picture of Michael Lohan looking like an uncircumcised turtle dick while striking a vomit-inducing pose in the mirror. Don’t you dare throw Michael a compliment for his abs, because we all know those aren’t abs under his lycra turtleneck, they’re two halved slices of sausage. Moving on….

As Michael Lohan makes a bathroom mirror cry by putting his crack rock hard nipples in front of it, his partner in foolery Lindsay Lohan has been accused of starting the fight that ended with a delicious cocktail getting wasted. Michael tells TMZ that LiLo was the innocent one and she’s the one who got splattered at The Standard Hotel on Wednesday night. But a friend of the girl LiLo got into a fight with says she started everything. LiLo was sitting in a booth next to the trick and got bumped. LiLo turned around, tapped the girl on the shoulder and asked her, “Did you bump into me?” The girl denied it and told LiLo it was probably Michael Lohan who was sitting next to her. The rest of the situation went like this:

LiLo: That’s my dad, why would he bump into me?

Girl: You go clubbing with your dad?

LiLo: (insert every curse word here) *picks up drink, throws at a ho*

And that’s the other side of the story.

Blohan is a self-entitled piece of trash who has about as much sense as she has cartilage in her nose, but if there’s one thing she respects it’s booze and I doubt she’d waste a drop of it. Water is anti-booze and will dilute your buzz, so I doubt bitch had any of that on her table. If it’s not at least 100 proof, LiLo ain’t putting it on her table. White Oprah taught her well. So LiLo’s totally got the Respect the Booze defense on her side.

And obviously, that girl threw Michael Lohan shade because she was jealous at how his tight sexy white turtleneck makes his titties pop.

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