So Lindsay Lohan's The One Who Threw The Drink
Before I get into more of Lindsay Lohan's crackhead antics, I thought I'd wet your whistle (with barf) with this picture of Michael Lohan looking like an uncircumcised turtle dick while striking a vomit-inducing pose in the mirror. Don't you dare throw Michael a compliment for his abs, because we all know those aren't abs under his lycra turtleneck, they're two halved slices of sausage. Moving on....
As Michael Lohan makes a bathroom mirror cry by putting his crack rock hard nipples in front of it, his partner in foolery Lindsay Lohan has been accused of starting the fight that ended with a delicious cocktail getting wasted. Michael tells TMZ that LiLo was the innocent one and she's the one who got splattered at The Standard Hotel on Wednesday night. But a friend of the girl LiLo got into a fight with says she started everything. LiLo was sitting in a booth next to the trick and got bumped. LiLo turned around, tapped the girl on the shoulder and asked her, "Did you bump into me?" The girl denied it and told LiLo it was probably Michael Lohan who was sitting next to her. The rest of the situation went like this:
LiLo: That's my dad, why would he bump into me?
Girl: You go clubbing with your dad?
LiLo: (insert every curse word here) *picks up drink, throws at a ho*
And that's the other side of the story.
Blohan is a self-entitled piece of trash who has about as much sense as she has cartilage in her nose, but if there's one thing she respects it's booze and I doubt she'd waste a drop of it. Water is anti-booze and will dilute your buzz, so I doubt bitch had any of that on her table. If it's not at least 100 proof, LiLo ain't putting it on her table. White Oprah taught her well. So LiLo's totally got the Respect the Booze defense on her side.
And obviously, that girl threw Michael Lohan shade because she was jealous at how his tight sexy white turtleneck makes his titties pop.
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it's a good thing that photo is only 2.0 megapixels because yuck.
He's really not that bad looking. Just needs a little tweaking with the hair, jewlery and dad jeans. Oh, and burn all the mock turtle neck pull overs. His recent twitter pics looked fine and for a man his age hitting the gym, he's not doing too bad.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:04pm.
The one in LA is great, this one here in Hollywood is so outdated. It use to be cool about 15 years ago but it's your typical faded glory days dive now. people from out of town go because they heard it was on sex and the city once. It's usually almost empty, not sure why anyone would bump into anyone.
The one thing is, they are REALLY strict about NO cameras in there because they have their own "paparazzi"so maybe thats why she was there?
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I'm all for ignoring the Kardashians and cutting waaaaaaaay down on "the triangle" but I do kind of need to know what is happening with Lindsay Lohan, because I'd hate for her to finally get the electric chair and I wasn't paying attention.
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why does he not sell Loholsters yet? Where do you carry your phone?
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Submitted by Give It A Name on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:31pm.
I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this group of Lohan losers.
^^you've officially slayed me. I just can't handle this anymore, hahaha.
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I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this group of Lohan losers. -Give It A Name
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Michael Lohan clearly shot 1.25 into a Coke machine, took that frosty drink out and ran it over his chi-chis to perk up his man titty's. All I can say is, that's what a good Dad does.
I love the victims line, "you go clubbing with your dad". you gotta love that, I see Lilo in jail sometime next year.. and karma is a mother-fucker.
is michael lohan posting his pics on guyswithiphones.com??
Gross to look at and my eyes are burning. I almost feel sorry for Lindsay.
Why anyone would believe anything a Lohan says is beyond me.
She's a fucking idiot.
MK, you are having a ball with these dramantics aren't you? lolol And Lohan's dad, posing for this pic, no words... nevermind his tweaked nips! ;P
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" You go clubbing with your dad?"
Hahaha!!!!
Lmao
That is classic. Lohans club together and that's that.
Seriously though, maybe he went to pick her ass up..
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I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this group of Lohan losers.
Nice nips, douchebag.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
I'm gonna go with the other girls story cause it makes sence. Here's what probably happened that night. LiLo went out and had too many drinks. While trying to leave she hits another car, and for some reason calls her dad. He takes her back inside to sober up, and the INCIDENT ensued.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
This asshole's the only other person I h.a.t.e as equally as octobitch. DAMN IT they are fking assholes, through and through.
And lol at "Water is anti-booze and will dilute your buzz" thought running through blo's mind. She thinks this is a basic science premise, like oil and water don't mix and junk.
*side-eyes my own bottle of vino running low since 5:47 p.m.; waters the next glass down, shit, the night is young
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Wrong season, douchetard. Tis the season for mesh assholio. Not that we want to see this woman beating, crazy POS.
Her face reminded me to throw out the left overs in my 'fridge.
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I wish these assholes would just be ignored.
You mean her douchebag Dad, who's always crying about bad influences on his dirty butted daughter, took her to a bar? The fresh out of rehab, interventionist, took a drunkster drug addict to a bar? What is wrong with all of them? I think Lifetime just fired her before they formally hired her. Cheers bitch!! Down that fire water while you still can.
Yay Whamo!
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:50pm.
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How'd you like to be her GYN?
*vomits*
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Oh man, are you trying to permanently boner kill me!!:)
How all those flies manage to stay alive with her panties on is beyond me, someone really should study that!
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*whispers*
Those aren't flies.
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LOL, EWWW... I'll talk to you in a bit. I'm going to be doing some work from home this weekend so I'll have my laptop and will be able to chat without wanting to drill my BB through the wall.
At 51 Michael Lohan may be too old for the club, but those nipple enhancers are only 21 days old and that counts for something
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:50pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
How'd you like to be her GYN?
*vomits*
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Oh man, are you trying to permanently boner kill me!!:)
How all those flies manage to stay alive with her panties on is beyond me, someone really should study that!
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*whispers*
Those aren't flies.
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I have been surrounded with love my whole life, and for that I am eternally grateful. So sad to hear about horrible childhoods. Hugs.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:50pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
How'd you like to be her GYN?
*vomits*
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Oh man, are you trying to permanently boner kill me!!:)
How all those flies manage to stay alive with her panties on is beyond me, someone really should study that!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:25pm.
She doesn't get out of bed for less than a full ounce.
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Geeeezuz with an ounce of blow she wouldn't be going to be for a long long time and the house would be sparkling by the time she was done.
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How'd you like to be her GYN?
*vomits*
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:25pm.
She doesn't get out of bed for less than a full ounce.
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Geeeezuz with an ounce of blow she wouldn't be going to be for a long long time and the house would be sparkling by the time she was done.
him, papa joe simpson, and papa spears together is a dream i would love to come true one day
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Between the Situation family portrait and the Michael Lohan jive mug mirror shot the turtleneck has become the new go-to douche attire.
You have to feel for all the old grizzled sea captains burning their wardrobes right now.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:25pm.
That would imply MiBlo cleans his bathroom at times.
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LOL, He just shoots Lilo 1/2 an eight ball and she comes over and does a shitty job.
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She doesn't get out of bed for less than a full ounce.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:25pm.
That would imply MiBlo cleans his bathroom at times.
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LOL, He just shoots Lilo 1/2 an eight ball and she comes over and does a shitty job.
what a ....gorgeous man! my eyes are watering from seeing such beauty on a man ...ahahahahaha fu**that! Laughed so hard with this pic. anyway brb I gotta make a phone call to dial a star. Hope I dont get transferred around.
LOl at this:
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Coma Caca!
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She really never stood a chance with parents like hers.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:17pm.
He probably has a video camera installed in his bathroom.
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Dooooooogggggiiiieee:):)
Ya, complete with laser beams that trip "record" when the toilet seat goes down!
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That would imply MiBlo cleans his bathroom at times.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:25pm.
Whamo -- wow, I'm sorry to hear that about your adoptive mom. She sounds like a real shithead.
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Thanks for the kind words Twatty, shit happens I guess:)
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:25pm.
Whamo
Remember I asked you once if we have ever met?
Reason: I knew a guy (first name begins with G)
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Yes I remember you asking me that. I'm SURE I would have remembered you if we'd met! lol:)
Twat, you're just plain old decent! Sorry about your Mom. You can join our "club" if you want to ;)
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Whamo -- wow, I'm sorry to hear that about your adoptive mom. She sounds like a real shithead.
*hugs*
IrishFury -- I'm sorry to hear you had a shitty parent, too. My parents had a horrible relationship and I was always put in the middle. I loved my parents deeply, but my mom was very demanding & clingy and made my life very difficult, especially because I had to be the perfect kid; that's a lot to put on one's shoulders. I understand when people have had problems with their parents. Hugs to you, too.
Whamo
Remember I asked you once if we have ever met?
Reason: I knew a guy (first name begins with G) who was half-Jamcain/half Irish, raised in Ireland but then moved permanently to Toronto. He was adopted too.
I know it's not you but how flipping crazy? I don't even know where he is now but he was funny as hell and a good guy!
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nice nipples, asshole
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:17pm.
He probably has a video camera installed in his bathroom.
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Dooooooogggggiiiieee:):)
Ya, complete with laser beams that trip "record" when the toilet seat goes down!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:08pm.
Wham, you have the same thing except it was your Mom? in nurture being the maim culprit, not nature.
Anyway, look - we each have a shitty parent.
WE BELONG TOGETHER! BELEE DAT!
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Ya unfortunately I could tell you stories about my mom that would have you shaking your head. I'm adopted and let's just say my home life was a sad fucking deal you can be sure of that. The last day of highschool when I walked in the house the very first thing my mom said was "so have you found a place yet" I was out of the house that night never to sleep in my room again. You are definitely a product of your environment and as you say you're responsible for your own actions but it can take years to straighten your head out even as a young adult from years of BS. I guess we all have issues some more than other it's just a matter of how you deal with them that shapes the people we are:)
*gets up from couch*
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:17pm.
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Good afternoon, Whore! Happy Friday :)
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:09pm.
You just know he'd be grinding on her girlfriends the whole time and she has one that would do him!
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He probably has a video camera installed in his bathroom.
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Michael Lohan out-douches himself with each passing day. He's going through one hell of a midlife crisis.
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Submitted by GrecoSuave on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 3:02pm.
Anyone else here get the major eyebrow raising creeps in regards to Michael Lohan's "interest" in his daughter
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You just know he'd be grinding on her girlfriends the whole time and she has one that would do him!