Open Post: Hosted By The 3 Second Rule
Because one of my dog's teefs chose today to fuck with him, I had to take him to the doggy dentist to get it pulled out (that's what he gets for smoking meth) and so I'm getting a later start than usual. ("Bitch, don't blame it on the dog. We all know you're starting late, because you spent your 4/20 morning hot boxing in the bathroom to open the pores in your brain." - you) While I get my shit together, get into the gracefully beautiful Texas flower Lisa Gail using her natural auto-tune-free "hound dog with a nasal infection getting circumcised with a rusty screwdriver" voice to school us on the 3 second rule. You'll want to use the 219 second rule while watching this glorious musical masterpiece.
Some people are calling Lisa Gail a Real Housewife from Rebecca Blackville, but this blossom sprouted form the garden of Linda Hogan does it so much better. Did Rebecca Black have back-up singers that sound like a deaf cat orgy? No. Did Rebecca Black's video provide you with several servings of denim camel toe? No. Did Rebecca Black decorate her eyes with a wide tip black marker? No. Did Rebecca Black have dancers that moved like they were trying hard to not break down into shameful tears over agreeing to do this shit? No. This has all of that and more!
And I even had to use the 3 second rule several times while watching this. I mean, Lisa Gail's beauty and talent is so potent that you can only take it 3 seconds at a time.
via Jezebel (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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so, this is far enough back, that most likely nobody will notice it...
gonna be takin' a break for a bit, folks...
lets lump a bunch together, o.k.? huh?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hQPNyiB9WY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4izIDBKxHQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPz-v_8sQHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1V7auwgpP0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syc2OtJjhSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV-HlBCmnDY
hope that holds ya all over... be good to each other, and don't go out of your way to hurt(save that for the Kardashitidon'tknowhowtospellit!)each other... catch ya all in a lil while!
*smooches every one of you good darlings... and the dudes too!*
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p.s.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwCiTkt2Jg ... yeah, ya know i had to leave just one more!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Love the way he says
THAAAAAAAT FAAAAABUUUUUUULOUS... You heaaaaaaaaah meeeeeeee! hahaha ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1LZuQ9E4JQ
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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For dlisted friends
Christopher Hitchens" memorial video
Some photos
Essay on manners and the Big C
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:32pm.
Excuse my/our excellence.
Sucky - Ultimate Dlisted Celebrity
http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
before the shit gets taken down eh.
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OMG is this even better?! It's lovely! Good on you for braving youtube you renegade! They're getting slower over there. MrFuckVevo still gots almost all his videos up - he still gots his channel, nevermind!
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:32pm.
Excuse my/our excellence.
Sucky - Ultimate Dlisted Celebrity
http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
before the shit gets taken down eh.
^^^^^^^^^
Fucking hilarious! Don't know why...but the Mastercard one really made me laugh.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syc2OtJjhSE
... that's all i've got for right now, folks.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Happy back at ya Salma! Just heard that hilarious MK interview hahahaha.
You have a great night! :P
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Happy 4/20 Within Reason!
Just popping in real quick and thought I'd say 'ello!
Happy 4/20!
LOLOLOL how this went viral! Somewhere Mama Kris and Kim Zolciak are jealous... ;D
Hope your doggeh was ok MK!
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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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I hate users...they always remove videos. Have a good night peepers.
because you really can't stop the inevitable...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7A2acBVENA&feature=related
see ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
oh, don't complain!... i'm about done...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl9lfnNS4zU
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
just because i adore it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGaVUApDVuY
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
something live, 'cause i couldn't find a clearer version...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZMmV6xXYFw
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
next up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ulXZU7t3Yg&feature=fvst
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
it's that time, folks!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2I
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I sooooooo have to get a t-shirt that sez "Welcome to Beaverville"
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:05pm.
http://now.msn.com/now/0417-austria-town.aspx
That link is about an Austrian town named "Fucking" whose citezens "Fuckingers" (personally, I think they should call themelves "Fuckers") don't like tourists stealing thier town's signs.
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hahahaha the five year old in me thinks that's hilarious. HEre's more where that came from:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/jokes/town-names.htm
Anus, France
Cockintake, UK
Penniswood, UK
Beaverville, IL
Moreheadsville, PA
Long Dong, China
Titting, Germany
*snort*
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Nothing could ever beat the infamous Lake Tittycaca.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:05pm.
http://now.msn.com/now/0417-austria-town.aspx
That link is about an Austrian town named "Fucking" whose citezens "Fuckingers" (personally, I think they should call themelves "Fuckers") don't like tourists stealing thier town's signs.
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hahahaha the five year old in me thinks that's hilarious. HEre's more where that came from:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/jokes/town-names.htm
Anus, France
Cockintake, UK
Penniswood, UK
Beaverville, IL
Moreheadsville, PA
Long Dong, China
Titting, Germany
*snort*
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Winter is coming!
Submitted by C6 on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 6:23pm.
Great, my late ass gets the "video has been removed by user" crap.
See Ms. Allred's site for this video and more!
http://www.reverbnation.com/lisagailallred
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Excuse my/our excellence.
Sucky - Ultimate Dlisted Celebrity
http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
before the shit gets taken down eh.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:13pm.
i think i will get it together and make some soup.
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don't forget to throw some goldfish crackers in it!... what?... somebody's gotta make sure that you, in your sleepy state, remember to do the essentials!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
hey y'all:
another nearly sleepless night, now groggy day. wtf? it's alright i'm sure there's an app for this.
special shout out to Irish Fury; keep slogging along with your badass Fury self.
i think i will get it together and make some soup.
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 5:50pm.
Oh, NOW you show up! Where were you last night when SDR and I needed Habeus Corpus advice!
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Momus, are you an attorney? I gots a question for a loi-ya.
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Dark-sided!
http://now.msn.com/now/0417-austria-town.aspx
That link is about an Austrian town named "Fucking" whose citezens "Fuckingers" (personally, I think they should call themelves "Fuckers") don't like tourists stealing thier town's signs.
Its mothafucking Friday! Just got paid! Im the mood for a little bit of this to kick start my motheafuckin 4/20 weekend!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJe9__duHGE
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Fanks Ponchiks- going to check that out :)
Great, my late ass gets the "video has been removed by user" crap. Anyway, Happy Friday to everyone. Also don't make Amaretto cream sauce for anything but coconut shrimp or some fking dessert cause my damn entree came out so sweet it was weird. I am no Alton Brown.
*gets humbled and skips cooking for the next three days to recover from epic fail
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 5:51pm
Ok! *vacuums dog hair off back seat*
HAHAHA!!!!!! Not nice to tease Provy!
I'm out. I'm going home. Bored as hell here at work with nothing to do.
Have a great weekend everyone!
Haha. I'm just playing. Like your ass is worth me having to spend 4.10 a gallon to drive up there. :P
Have fun on your trip!
@Stilla and Sweetas:
Now you know why I do not belong to a firm and why I work at home.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 5:46pm.
Don't forget ME!
Edited: And by ME I mean MJT not ME ;)
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
RUH ROH! You me and Sucky.
Who's gonna bail us out of jail? LMAO!
I'm pretty much booked the whole weekend I believe. But I'll let ya know!
Its a casino in connecticut. I'm in long island, but i can pick up suck&fuck and be in boston in about 4 1/2 hours. :D
Provy - HUH? Foxxwoods?
You in Boston!?!?
Submitted by M.E. :
Not all people who drink get violent just like not all stoners get the munchies and veg on the couch.
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True dat! Personally, I'm a 1 drink giggler. I get warm, sleepy, and giggly. *shrugs*
Fuck clowns! Why anyone would want to hide their face behind creepy makeup and act oddly is beyond me. Around children no less. I put them in the same bracket as pedos. I trust my instincts enough to NOT try to "get over" my phobia.
I have to go into the office next week, maybe I will bring along a can of tuna for lunch.
LOL Stilla, bless you! You're right, office work is already irritating enough, and how could you not know?? *hums, pops gum loudly, microwaves broccoli, clicks pen incessantly*
Alone? Then you'll be sexually harrassed by guys in dropkick murphy tshirts.
Wanna meet me at Foxwoods? We'll hit the slots and grab some heat lamp prime rib.
Provy - I'm going solo to Boston.
Jack I'll tell you privately.