Friday, April 20th 2012
Nigel Barker Is Handling Unemployment Really Well
When I first scanned across these pictures with my eyes, I braced myself for non-stop puckering by clenching my cheeks, because I really thought this was noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker telling Tyra to kiss his ass and all these man asses as he posed in a photo call for his new job as host of America's Next Top Nalgas. That was wishful fapping, because this is really British swan and choreographer Louie Spence at the opening of the Girls' Day Out Show in Glasgow, Scotland today. This is what you see when you put a rainbow under a microscope. This is also what it looks like when it's buffet night at the Scientology men's lounge. Grab the flavored butt lube and enlarge each pic at your own risk.
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Love those UK men!!!! Somebody's nutter on the left was sneaking a peek. xx :D
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 5:53pm.
i know the patriarchy probably cut off your internet or something, but if you took five seconds to go to the website: http://www.girlsdayoutshow.co.uk/
i love that you automatically assumed it was a gay pride parade. feminists are such a joke.
Submitted by Rosemary Young on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:36pm.
"Girls'" Day Out, indeed.
I also hate the Ken Doll look.
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"it looks like when it's buffet night at the Scientology men's lounge" - LMAO!
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I dare Angelina Jolie to pose like this.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 5:55pm.
Nobody asked me, but hairy dudes are gross. And smelly. Totally waxed is kinda freaky, but beats hairy/smelly in my book.
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Misandry!
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:49pm.
There is nothing that ruins a guys sexy faster than a razor. Do not shave anything but your face and backs guys. The legs and chest are the worst. Gross. Plucked chickens.
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OMG ur a chick?
they are all welcome to sit on my face. well, except louis, who i imagine would rather dance on it.
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Nobody asked me, but hairy dudes are gross. And smelly. Totally waxed is kinda freaky, but beats hairy/smelly in my book.
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Penguin...Batman was so wrong about you.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
Why is this called Girls' Night Out, again?
Why don't they just call it Gay Pride Day, like they do in San Francisco?
Perhaps it's some cryptic Glaswegian irony.
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Penguin...Batman was so wrong about you.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by KA on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:43pm.
i fucking hate male strippers. nevermind the fact most of them are gay. they always have these ridiculous over-tanned, over-muscled bodies and busted or twink faces. i have never in my life seen one stripper where i was like damn come home with me. and they're all hairless. they're all gross.
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HA! So true. The only thing worse than male strippers are female strippers who have shot out a few pups. Chewed-up nips and a deflated gunt....so hot.
If you don't believe me, check out this blowup. That's definite testicular activity going on down there. Hurry before Tinypic deletes it.
http://i42.tinypic.com/13zoiti.jpg
Could I take the one on the left to go? Thanks.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Damn! I needs a bigger interwebs, I taint see no ball.
Also,
I agree wif everything Garden Girl said.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:49pm.
There is nothing that ruins a guys sexy faster than a razor. Do not shave anything but your face and backs guys. The legs and chest are the worst. Gross. Plucked chickens.
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totally agree. i dont like real hairy guys, but i like some hair on my guy. to me it's manly. and for fucks sake quit shaving your groin area. nothings worse than finally moving your hand down there to get a palm full of stubble. just trim that shit and you're fine.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
Michael K, you scared me for a second.
I was like, huh? When did Nigel gay it up for everyone? He finally came out of the closet and into hot men with little aprons?
And then I realized it IS NOT NIGEL BARKER and I didn't know who that sweet thang is, but he seems to be having a good time mugging to the camera.
Michael K, as always, you are too funny!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
this is the gayest thing i've seen today...and not in a good way...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
There is nothing that ruins a guys sexy faster than a razor. Do not shave anything but your face and backs guys. The legs and chest are the worst. Gross. Plucked chickens.
i fucking hate male strippers. nevermind the fact most of them are gay. they always have these ridiculous over-tanned, over-muscled bodies and busted or twink faces. i have never in my life seen one stripper where i was like damn come home with me. and they're all hairless. they're all gross.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
"Girls'" Day Out, indeed.
I also hate the Ken Doll look.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 2:24pm.
I know these guys are supposed to be sexy, but I think they're gross.
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They look like He-Man figures.
Just say "NO" to tribal tatoos.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "What the hell. In all the sitting down pictures you can see vague suggestions of Guy on the Left's balls."
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! You made me look!! AHA HAHAHAHA!
I know these guys are supposed to be sexy, but I think they're gross.
What the hell. In all the sitting down pictures you can see vague suggestions of Guy on the Left's balls.
I DONT CARE IF THOSE ASSES MAY BE GAY!!!! I WANT TO TAKE A BITE!!!
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:06pm.
Why do some men feel the need to shave off every inch of their chest hair? It's such a turn-off to me.
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This times 500,000.
Also I didn't realize that this WASN'T Nigel Barker at first glance (I'm half asleep) and I was like WHERE DID HIS HOT GO?
Also my best friend from college just married a wonderful Scottish man IN Scotland. Best wedding to be a bridesmaid in EVER.
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#OccupyTheKardashians
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Homegirl on the left can get it.
I'm a sucker for a beautiful face.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:06pm.
mmmmmmmm, Scottish Men...
You'll be disappointed if you do come here. Good-looking Scotsmen are VERY rare. It's more like Monarch of the Fat Podgy Fucks.
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Damn! The lies they create on tv!
Submitted by Beyotch Puhlease on Fri, 04/20/2012 -1:19pm.
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I see something!
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:06pm.
mmmmmmmm, Scottish Men...
You'll be disappointed if you do come here. Good-looking Scotsmen are VERY rare. It's more like Monarch of the Fat Podgy Fucks.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:30pm.
I SPY SHAVED BALL SACKAGE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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No, taint!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Beyotch Puhlease on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:19pm.
ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND!!!
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EWW I do believe you're right there Beyotch, there does indeed seem to be a little of his left nut gettin some air. LOL!!
I SPY SHAVED BALL SACKAGE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
That "gay" leg pose in the main pic is kinda freakin me out.
Dude's throwing some serious super duper gay face in that last pic. I don't mean to sound rude and or ignorant ( I sure I will ) BUT how come some gay dudes are just SO gay! Like this guy, is this sort of acting?
Submitted by Beyotch Puhlease on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 1:19pm.
ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND!!! I can't believe I'm the only one who noticed the guy on the left in the center picture (the one where Nigel has his leg draped over the guy's neck) has a testicle hanging out of his shorts
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Nutz!
LMAO! What is happening here?? This guy seems like the real life version of Jack from Will and Grace.
MK, are your eyes bleeding? That so does not look like my noted sexy Nigel! Louie is bigger in the hips and lips. So there. ;-/
ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND!!! I can't believe I'm the only one who noticed the guy on the left in the center picture (the one where Nigel has his leg draped over the guy's neck) has a testicle hanging out of his shorts.
ethang, twat - agreed. I like some chest hairs to run my fingers through.
Not a hair sweatervest, just some in between the pecks hair.
The skinny dude on the left looks like the guy who played Jack on Dawson's Creek.
ethang -- I totally agree with you. I like a man with some fur on his chest.
Eh, I guess I'm just not a fan of the He-man turtle belly. I can forgive that, and the Chippendales goofy cuffs/collars, when the face is nice, but I don't like the faces on these dudes.
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I'll take Channing over these gheys. Least I know he's into the putang.
The event is aimed at females, so, What just happened there?
mmmmmmmm, Scottish Men...
I use to watch "Monarch of the Glen" to see some gorgeous Scotsmen. Again, the accents are so damn sexy. Overall, the show was pretty entertaining.
Why do some men feel the need to shave off every inch of their chest hair? It's such a turn-off to me.
LOL MK, you are just wrong!
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That doesn't look like Nigel Barker.
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