Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 20, 2012 / Posted by:

In case you couldn’t tell from your Facebook, Twitter and life feed filling up with green smoke, today is the annual tribute to the bong (or as every stoner calls it “a day“)! To celebrate Stoner Thanksgiving, today’s Hot Slut is every stoner’s favorite Sesame Street Muppet, Oscar the Grouch. Oscar can’t be bothered to give a fuck, will eye shank you if you don’t bring him snacks, lives in a rent-free trash can (or as every New Yorker calls it “a studio apartment“) is completely smokable (he kind of is) and I’m sure he farts buds.

Happy 4/20, everyone! Even if you don’t mess with the good shit, you can still partake in the festivities by swallowing a 7-Eleven whole.

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