Monday, April 23rd 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 20th!

After the huge failure of their "Pray Away The Gay" therapy centers, the Bachmanns have rethought their formula and are now targeting lesbians with their new and improved "Wish to quit the Fish" in home do it yourself system. - Ashton Cruz

Runners-up:

The Jacques Cousteau hologram was completely overshadowed by the Tupac one at Coachella this year, but it was significantly less expensive to create. - Spaz de la Whoreta

Chris Martin likes to keep that Gwyneth smell around where ever he goes. - Ikcor

The early tests for "Titanic in 3D" were not promising. - Strepsi

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Ashton Cruz's picture

Holy shit! :)

El Bastardo's picture

Well done winners!

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Very funny! Congrats. I especially love the last one. ;-)

Deb's picture

Congrats to all on a very challenging "Caption This"! Great and creative!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

chichifroglegs's picture

i wonder if anyone made a going down on lindsay lohan joke..

OurMissC's picture

Good job you guys! Congrats!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

Vern's picture

Congrats funny aqua netters!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

WithinReason...'s picture

LOL to all the funny winners, Congrats!

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Nemo: "I said get the big tank with the little diver in it you idiots!"

Who lives in a fishbowl in his Mom's basement? SpongeBob Loser.

Gaga was MORTIFIED to see someone else wearing the exact same outfit.

crankenstein's picture

Sting tries desperately to be relative again

So this is what a blowjob 10,000 Leagues Under the Sea looks like.

dfanintheD's picture

Say what you want about the Lohans, but Michael actually has thick enough skin to live in the fishbowl.

Heggie's picture

Prof. Shinehead demonstrates his Cuntalingus Training Device at the 1st Annual Sexual Education Interactive Symposium.

El Bastardo's picture

Ed Harris in 'The Abyss 2' was really shit and went straight to dvd.

El Bastardo's picture

Jacques Cousteaus son Pierre just didn't have a clue on how to follow in his dads footsteps.

Strepsi's picture

The early tests for "Titanic in 3D" were not promising.

fleawatch's picture

Lois Aldrin's new hot piece swears he is his own man.....

fleawatch's picture

The sounds of silence: Simon and GefilteFish

Jester's picture

"Stars without makeup", Michael Kors edition.

Coming to the SyFy network the same day The Avengers opens....Clint Howard is....Aqauman!

Ashton Cruz's picture

After the huge failure of their "Pray Away The Gay" therapy centers, the Bachmans have rethought their formula and are now targeting lesbians with their new and improved "Wish to quit the Fish" in home do it yourself system.

turnelbup's picture

James Cameron is such an attention whore.

Whamo's picture

"When life gives you lemons you make lemonade"

Brought to you by the Hydrocephalus society of America

Beyonce is such an attention whore that she'll be DAMNED if she's gonna let some aquarium full of fish upstage her ass!

Why can't we all just let Bono be great?
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It's a people aquarium, bitches.
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Danasaurus Sex's picture

Chris Martin never has to miss his wife when she's away filming again now.

Euromutt's picture

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 4:40pm.

AquaMan sucks!

Ha!

Danasaurus Sex's picture

Fishbowling: You're doing it wrong.

Boo1212's picture

Tune in, turn on, drop a fish.

Be Good to Each Other

What's the problem? We all know where Richard Gere keeps his gerbil.

Jintess's picture

7 of aquinas was easily voted away from the lunch table

HeywoodJablowme's picture

Is it just me, or does this picture look a bit fishy?

HeywoodJablowme's picture

Kevin often wonders why women aren't attracted to him

HeywoodJablowme's picture

In Tim Burton's latest film goldfish takeover the planet and enslave mankind.

donha's picture

After arriving at the stadium, Jerry wondered if he misunderstood what his friends meant by bring a bowl to the Phish concert.

Effzilla's picture

In a desperate attempt to get hired again (off-off-)Broadway, Jeremy Piven recorded this stunt to prove he didn't have a problem with raw fish or with showing his real hairline.

ishouldbedoingsomethingbetterwithmylife's picture

Now that he's past 70 and in declining health, the world's most eminent living physicist and cosmologist leaps into fish stem cell research. Stephen had floundered a bit initially, but he's now found a sturgeon who will operate if by Cod the medical research bears Hawking's theories out.

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crankenstein's picture

I'd rather do this for the rest of my life, then to listen to another obnoxious remark by Julia Roberts on marriages that last forever.

Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente are feeling inspired checking out the latest trends at this year's Ginger Fetish Fair.