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America isn't about to let the UK show us up as the demure gypsy flower capital of the world and so the makers of the show where Kate Middleton gets all her style inspiration from, My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, are bringing us My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding, which will start airing on TLC a week from Sunday. By the looks of this clip from TMZ, we will all overdose on elegance while watching the first episode. This shit is so high brow that I really feel like Sir Laurence Olivier should be narrating it. I mean, you will want to put on your best before hitting play. You're in the presence of refined company.
In the clip shot at a wedding in West Virginia last November, the precious jewel (No, she really is a precious jewel. Her name is Diamond.) wearing a couture dress from Hefty's Botticelli collection is looking to get into it with Mellie, the graceful gazelle wearing an exquisite ensemble she bought with nothing but sticky ones. Diamond (more like a CZ, no, more like a ball of foil) is the maid of honor and doesn't appreciate that Mellie, one of the groom's relatives, is talking shit about the wedding. Mellie sashays out of the church and the two handle their differences the way all fine ladies handle their differences: they get into a nipple-baring, pussy-flashing sidewalk fight. Just when you think that the rubenesque blossom is about to slap Mellie into dust, there's a surprising twist!
Alistair Cooke is up in heaven kicking himself for dying 8 years too soon, because presenting this clip on Masterpiece Theater would've been the highlight of his career.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:56pm.
They have Brownie troops in the UK? Who knew?
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Wanna read a good book starring Gypsies? "Thinner" by Richard Bachman aka Stephen King.
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Irish Fury:
I can relate to your experience very well.
My experience within the Romani community was not entirely positive and there are many reasons why I have removed myself from it.
Firstly, when my Dad married my Mom, a non-Roma, and had me and my siblings we were basically ignored and treated like yesterday's garbage.
and blah...blah...edited because drinking and dlist don't mix.
So the message is "be ware".
ok, on T in the OP...
When I was a kiddie growing up in the UK, we had a group of gypsies living in the bluebell woods near my house. They had horses and an intricately painted cart and everything. Every Saturday, the same old gypsy lady would push a baby pram full of hand made thingies around the streets to sell. And, if you bought something - she'd say you were going to come into money.
And my Nan would never let me answer the door because the gypsy lady would steal me, she said. Once, I even snuck into the woods on the way home from Brownies and spied on them, darting betwixt trees in my brownie uniform. I did.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:34pm.
I used to know someone who said her grandmother used to tell her that she was going to "give her to the gypsies" whenever she was misbehaving.
She came from a Slovak background if I recall correctly. And NO, Jana was not the friend in question.
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Ya Mike the Romani people throughout history are seen as the worst people known to man. From what I understand they're being persecuted as bad as ever to this very day and if anything prejudice against them is at an all time high right now.
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True- IF you think that arresting them for systemic child abuse, woman beating and violent crime is "persecuting" them.
I will never say an entire people are bad but MANY MANY these people are as dark-sided (for real)as you can get.
They have reigned terror on people, like the Irish travelers have done.
And no, I am not stereotyping, nor am I jumping on any anti-gypsey bandwagon. I see what I see and I know what I know.
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Submitted by Rdeadline on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:50pm.
off topic
JACKIE COLLINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There is a ad for her book The Bitch on the right side. She has the best book titles!
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Her sister starred in the the movie version of that book.
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JACKIE COLLINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There is a ad for her book The Bitch on the right side. She has the best book titles!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:45pm.
Ya Mike the Romani people throughout history are seen as the worst people known to man. From what I understand they're being persecuted as bad as ever to this very day and if anything prejudice against them is at an all time high right now.
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Very true. But the so-called Gypsies here are very different than in Europe. Here they're essentially grifters where there they're thieves. Here, of course, they're not persecuted. But especially in Eastern Europe they're practically being hunted like they were during WWII.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:43pm.
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Brilliant Avie by the way, lmao!
@ Lucifer_Sam :P
Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:34pm.
I used to know someone who said her grandmother used to tell her that she was going to "give her to the gypsies" whenever she was misbehaving.
She came from a Slovak background if I recall correctly. And NO, Jana was not the friend in question.
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Ya Mike the Romani people throughout history are seen as the worst people known to man. From what I understand they're being persecuted as bad as ever to this very day and if anything prejudice against them is at an all time high right now.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:16pm.
Sandbitch! Scared of you!
---Then my work here is DONE! :)
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:38pm.
But then he'd follow it up with "On second thought, they'll just bring you back".
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Sans Fards - They do have designated communities, commonly known as "halting sites" but many halt (temporarily settle) illegally.
*sorry, I gave out way too much personal info and deleted it.*
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:34pm.
I used to know someone who said her grandmother used to tell her that she was going to "give her to the gypsies" whenever she was misbehaving.
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My dad used to tell me the same thing! But then he'd follow it up with "On second thought, they'll just bring you back".
He only said that to me and not my other two sisters. :(
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:19pm.
The Travelers are very attractive but IMO the Romany are gorgeous.
Sorry Dog, was just disagreeing with you. The Irish Travellers, in particular, the females are absolutely stunning.
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I have to agree, I've seen some extremely gorgeous raven haired beauties for sure!!!
*scratches head*
Well, it's official. I'm officially lost.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:19pm.
The Travelers are very attractive but IMO the Romany are gorgeous.
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oh goodness, no!!
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Eh?
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Sorry Dog, was just disagreeing with you. The Irish Travellers, in particular, the females are absolutely stunning.
I used to know someone who said her grandmother used to tell her that she was going to "give her to the gypsies" whenever she was misbehaving.
She came from a Slovak background if I recall correctly. And NO, Jana was not the friend in question.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:14pm.
It doesn't matter WHERE you are, there will always be some crazy ho bag ready to tit pop her klassy ass for all to see.
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And for that, you thank God every day.
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Well of course doggie, the human condition is my bailiwick!!
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Even if it's a skin condition?
{{GONG}}
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*runs out of thread to find purse*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:26pm.
*hides purse from IF and SalmaNella*
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Have you SEEN your purse since this post GG!:)
@IrishFury - question for you, because I've done a fair bit of traveling around Ireland, during study abroad and afterwards...do the Travellers have a community or certain region, or are they more scattered around the country? I've been all over the place and never saw any that I could tell.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:14pm.
It doesn't matter WHERE you are, there will always be some crazy ho bag ready to tit pop her klassy ass for all to see.
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And for that, you thank God every day.
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Well of course doggie, the human condition is my bailiwick!!
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:19pm.
The Travelers are very attractive but IMO the Romany are gorgeous.
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oh goodness, no!!
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Eh?
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*hides purse from IF and SalmaNella*
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:19pm.
The Travelers are very attractive but IMO the Romany are gorgeous.
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oh goodness, no!!
I'M SO TURNED ON... IT'S SO MUCH GLAMOUR AND SPARKLES..
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:14pm.
The Irish Travelers are all quite lovely looking
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Thanks, Salma! I come from a long and proud line of dirty, rotten, stinking, cousin-marrying travelers! And not to brag or anything, but we are highly talented welfare recipients and excellent thieves.
*pats self on inbred back*
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You're very welcome! On my paternal side we have the Romani blood flowing through our inbred veins. It was quite a scandal when my Dad married an "English"
Most of my cousins are tramps and thieves and I pretty much stay far away from them all.
On thing for sure is we are NOT as good looking as the Irish. ;-)
The Travelers are very attractive but IMO the Romany are gorgeous.
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The writing of this post is some funny shit.
BRAVO!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:14pm.
It doesn't matter WHERE you are, there will always be some crazy ho bag ready to tit pop her klassy ass for all to see.
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And for that, you thank God every day.
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:14pm.
The Irish Travelers are all quite lovely looking
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Thanks, Salma! I come from a long and proud line of dirty, rotten, stinking, cousin-marrying travelers! And not to brag or anything, but we are highly talented welfare recipients and excellent thieves.
*pats self on inbred back*
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Dark-sided!
They blurred out the best parts.
Better than the real housewives of nj shit I'm watching right now.
www.poopreport.com :)
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I'm sorry I've just come.
Sandbitch! Scared of you!
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HAHAHAHA.
It doesn't matter WHERE you are, there will always be some crazy ho bag ready to tit pop her klassy ass for all to see.
It's beauty like this that brings a tear to my eye!
The young female Irish Travellers are all quite lovely looking but these American gypsies are not.
However, I'll probably still tune in.
The more I see morons on tv, the more infavor of death squads I become. :/
Why are these people so fucking orange? In fact, never mind; I don't care.
lol @ the fat one sparing a second of decency to keep pulling up her dress over her flopping tits.
*mopping brow* Is it hot in here?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:59pm.
Take that, Brits...we will not be outclassed.
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haha!
That was more staged than WWF (or WWE or whatever those sweaty boys are these days).
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 7:52pm.
Oh look. Sucky and Jack are fighting over MK. How cute!
---you do realise they are both mine don't you.
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Are these beauties Irish American gyps?
I'm usually very proud to be from Ireland but looking at this crowd, I feel not only proud - but honored.
The Irish - poets, politicians, police and prostitution whores.
We reign supreme.
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Take that, Brits...we will not be outclassed.
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