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America isn't about to let the UK show us up as the demure gypsy flower capital of the world and so the makers of the show where Kate Middleton gets all her style inspiration from, My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, are bringing us My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding, which will start airing on TLC a week from Sunday. By the looks of this clip from TMZ, we will all overdose on elegance while watching the first episode. This shit is so high brow that I really feel like Sir Laurence Olivier should be narrating it. I mean, you will want to put on your best before hitting play. You're in the presence of refined company.
In the clip shot at a wedding in West Virginia last November, the precious jewel (No, she really is a precious jewel. Her name is Diamond.) wearing a couture dress from Hefty's Botticelli collection is looking to get into it with Mellie, the graceful gazelle wearing an exquisite ensemble she bought with nothing but sticky ones. Diamond (more like a CZ, no, more like a ball of foil) is the maid of honor and doesn't appreciate that Mellie, one of the groom's relatives, is talking shit about the wedding. Mellie sashays out of the church and the two handle their differences the way all fine ladies handle their differences: they get into a nipple-baring, pussy-flashing sidewalk fight. Just when you think that the rubenesque blossom is about to slap Mellie into dust, there's a surprising twist!
Alistair Cooke is up in heaven kicking himself for dying 8 years too soon, because presenting this clip on Masterpiece Theater would've been the highlight of his career.
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As fights go this was actually a pretty good one. I thought fatty had it at first but skinny ended up winning...nice.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:50pm.
Come on Flyers! Score bitches!!!
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ah sorry GG, not tonight. My housemates are two pissed off Philly fans, swearing at the TV...think they need to pass around the bong again.
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:( Sounds like a good idea about now...
I've watched some episodes of the Gypsys in the UK and my only gripe is that they complain all the time about how the police seem to target them but really they do illegal shit ALL the time.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:50pm.
Come on Flyers! Score bitches!!!
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ah sorry GG, not tonight. My housemates are two pissed off Philly fans, swearing at the TV...think they need to pass around the bong again.
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Winter is coming!
They bleeped the word "fuck" but not the word "cunt?
That makes no fucking sense.
Come on Flyers! Score bitches!!!
wait a second!... where was the pudding in this endeavour?!... it's not a chick fight without pudding, folks!... at least some jello!... perhaps some chocolate syrup.
OT: holy jeebus!... i actually already did it!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Good night little doggie:):P
what the fuck is with the slapping? If you're gonna make an ass out yourself by popping off, then fucking fight, fucking brawl. Don't slap and pull hair. Shit.
Diamond is my new hero. The way she launched that brunette like the Hulk was the good shit for my 420.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:20pm.
What are cheese curds like? "Cottage cheese"?
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Ya kinda Mike, the curds are more lumpy though, not really runny like CC. The real deal the old French Canadian recipes. Anything you get from a chain restaurant is no where near like the real thing.
bye Dog...
see ya, Dogster!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:22pm.
I wouldn't touch Poutine with someone else's fork. Fanks.
---Poutine, like hot faggot - is heaven food! I swear it could bring people back from the dead. And I'm not even Canadian. I dunno how it got that fucked up frenchy inspired name but.
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I'm outtie.
Have a sparkling, poutine- and porn-filled night!
Whamo, do it. Maybe they're worth something ans if not, you can still revisit old friends in those old books.
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Go-tea-yea has alot of teeth, I'm always transfixed by them every-time I watch his music video...
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:57pm.
If you get a chance, re-read 'Salems Lot. It was published in 1973, I believe (don't quote me) and if you read it you can see how different life was back then. It's almost quaint
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yup I remember it to be awesome as well, I think I have a box of all of those old books kicking around in my "closet from hell" along with about 50 or 60 old Rolling Stone magazines from the 70-80's and all my Bowie vinyls. You just got me thinking, I'm going to take a look for them tomorrow, maybe the mags are worth something!:)
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:18pm.
Whamo, eat some Poutine and call me in the morning.
That'll be 5 cents
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mmmmmmm...Poutine, that shit IS the bomb diggity bomb I tell you what! :P
What are cheese curds like? "Cottage cheese"?
Just watched an interview with him on CNN. Aussie.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:21pm.
My Grandmother was school dinner lady and my grandad gnawed the meat off the chops with his bare gums. There.
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You do realize you are officially a redneck, right?
---*checks front porch for settee* YUUUUUUUUP!
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Someone told me he was Belgian...dunno.
Wait. Gotye is a fucking Aussie? I need to get out more.
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I hope the next wedding I go to has this kind of glamour. If not, I'll pay someone 20 bux to start a fight with someone from the other wedding party. Good times, good times ....
*passes bowl of porridge to Sandbitch*
Oh my God, I'm missing the Flyers game!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:21pm.
My Grandmother was school dinner lady and my grandad gnawed the meat off the chops with his bare gums. There.
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You do realize you are officially a redneck, right?
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I wouldn't touch Poutine with someone else's fork. Fanks.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:15pm.
---You forgot black pudding and the custard. Faggot and pease pudding. My Grandmother was school dinner lady and my grandad gnawed the meat off the chops with his bare gums. There.
Sucky - Ultimate Grand Supreme Dlisted Celebrity
http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:57pm.
Wanna read a good book starring Gypsies? "Thinner" by Richard Bachman aka Stephen King.
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That was a great story doggie, so was The Long Walk. I read all those Bachman books YEARS ago.
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If you get a chance, re-read 'Salems Lot. It was published in 1973, I believe (don't quote me) and if you read it you can see how different life was back then. It's almost quaint.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:18pm.
Whamo, eat some Poutine and call me in the morning.
That'll be 5 cents
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mmmmmmm...Poutine, that shit IS the bomb diggity bomb I tell you what! :P
@Dog-
Thank you! I'm going to google it right now!
I love shit like dat.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:57pm.
Wanna read a good book starring Gypsies? "Thinner" by Richard Bachman aka Stephen King.
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That was a great story doggie, so was The Long Walk. I read all those Bachman books YEARS ago.
Whamo, eat some Poutine and call me in the morning.
That'll be 5 cents.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:13pm.
@Sandbitch - What ever! Your teefs are ugly!
Kidding!
---OMG! I forgot to turn off the webcam.
The only thing the US (almost successfully) introduced to Britain was dental hygiene. Post WWII, god bless the GI's and their tooth and womb brushes. True. Previous to that well, we had kings with wooden teeth and shit.
Sucky - Ultimate Grand Supreme Dlisted Celebrity
http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
Submitted by SalmaNella on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:56pm.
Irish Fury:
Firstly, when my Dad married my Mom, a non-Roma, and had me and my siblings we were basically ignored and treated like yesterday's garbage
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I'm sorry to hear that Nella, It seems a few of us here have had some parents that are real fucking pieces of work, trust me I can empathize totally and I feel your pain. IF and I were talking about this earlier.
I think a few of us could use a little "couch time" with the good DR. "lets mend your mind" :(
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:56pm.
They have Brownie troops in the UK? Who knew?
Oh my fuck WHAAAT? Yeah, and the yanks think they invented the Antiques Roadshow as well.
God bless them (yanks I mean)
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ooolololLOLOLollol!
No, but we invented Cheez Whiz. *dies*
---Yes, I will give y'all that. However, any kudos you get for spray on cheese is lost by thinking that a *scone* is a fucking biscuit. Then, further, by pouring some pale arsed gravy?? over the fucker. The only rightful thing to slop atop a scone (pron: sk-own) is jam JAM and spray on cream. Don't get me started on fucking jelly.
Heathens.
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Hate to burst your bitter bubble but my grandmother was English so I know all about scones, how to pronounce the word, and what goes on top of one. I may not be able to converse in Cockney Rhyming Slang but I do know English customs and shit.
Spotted Dick. Nuff said.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:03pm.
as i say to ELB: we won the war!... get over it!
it's all about us now, Sandy!!
*ponders what Sandy-b(your rapper name!) could do to me with photoshop*.... nevermind... alls good, and proper... cheerio, tea, and crumpets for ya!...
oh, i really fucked up with the WRONG artist today!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@Sandbitch - What ever! Your teefs are ugly!
Kidding!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:56pm.
They have Brownie troops in the UK? Who knew?
Oh my fuck WHAAAT? Yeah, and the yanks think they invented the Antiques Roadshow as well.
God bless them (yanks I mean)
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ooolololLOLOLollol!
No, but we invented Cheez Whiz. *dies*
---Yes, I will give y'all that. However, any kudos you get for spray on cheese is lost by thinking that a *scone* is a fucking biscuit. Then, further, by pouring some pale arsed gravy?? over the fucker. The only rightful thing to slop atop a scone (pron: sk-own) is jam JAM and spray on cream. Don't get me started on fucking jelly.
Heathens.
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http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:45pm.
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True- IF you think that arresting them for systemic child abuse, woman beating and violent crime is "persecuting" them.
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Oh don't get me wrong Ms,Fury, I don't doubt for a second everything you've said to be valid I'm just saying historically they've been seen this way. IMO they don't seem to be doing anything to persuade me from disagreeing with you to be honest.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:05pm.
It's not like everyone here is researching for their Ph.Ds and talking shop.
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Maybe not, but there's a certain troll who takes tons of notes for her spreadsheet.
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Bye SalmaNella! Cheer up.
Don't worry Salma, you should have seen my personal rant before I realized one could track that shit and deleted it!
Babble away! It's not like everyone here is researching for their Ph.Ds and talking shop.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:56pm.
They have Brownie troops in the UK? Who knew?
Oh my fuck WHAAAT? Yeah, and the yanks think they invented the Antiques Roadshow as well.
God bless them (yanks I mean)
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ooolololLOLOLollol!
No, but we invented Cheez Whiz. *dies*
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Sorry to have babbled on so much in this thread. It turned so personal. No offense to the gypsy culture it is just my own story.
Gawk, I feel very out of it.
Going to get outside for a walk amongst the cherry blossoms.
Happy Friday everyone.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:56pm
What a delightfully "English" story.
I'm going to The Motherland in a few weeks myself.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:56pm.
They have Brownie troops in the UK? Who knew?
Oh my fuck WHAAAT? Yeah, and the yanks think they invented the Antiques Roadshow as well.
God bless them (yanks I mean)
Sucky - Ultimate Grand Supreme Dlisted Celebrity
http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 9:00pm.
I saw the movie, it was creeepy.
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Thinner? They made a movie out of it? Who knew?
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 8:45pm.
Ya Mike the Romani people throughout history are seen as the worst people known to man. From what I understand they're being persecuted as bad as ever to this very day and if anything prejudice against them is at an all time high right now.
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Very true. But the so-called Gypsies here are very different than in Europe. Here they're essentially grifters where there they're thieves. Here, of course, they're not persecuted. But especially in Eastern Europe they're practically being hunted like they were during WWII.
There are Romani people in the US. They just don't yet have a reality show. :)
It's too bad that I had an early dinner. If I'd read this earlier I would have prepared Django Reinhardt's favorite meal - roasted hedgehog.
I saw the movie, it was creeepy.