Pregnant Dude And His Wife Have Pressed Pause On Their Marriage

Pregnant Dude (government: Thomas Beatie) filmed an episode of The Doctors this morning (it airs in May) and he dropped two bombs. No, by that I don't mean two more babies dropped out of him and rolled across the stage. Surprisingly, that didn't' happen. Pregnant Dude said that he and his wife of 9 years and the mother of his two kids, Nancy Beatie, are taking a break from each other's genitals. Pregnant Dude also said that he has just finished his last gender reassignment surgery, which means that his peen is now a poon. Oh, and Nancy hasn't met his new peen yet. Pregnant Dude went on to say:

"Nancy hasn’t seen the new me yet. Like all marriages, we have our ups and downs, and we’re going through a rough patch right now. At the moment, we’re separated."

Okay, Nancy must be the kind of ho who'd rather have a clit on her tongue than a peen head. Because I wouldn't put my marriage in the time out corner until after I saw that dick. Big dick is a game changer. The most surprising part is we didn't watch their marriage slowly fall into the gutter on a reality show. How are they not on TLC full time?! Oh TLC, I feel like I don't know you anymore.

Posted by: Michael K

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Another One Bites The Dust • Pregnant Dude

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:25pm.

Ah, don't get me started on this fuckery. I could go all night.

Someone who's going through identity overhauls this extreme has no business purposely bringing children into it. That's just shitty.

Sometimes I really wish people needed a license to procreate. *wonders how right-wing that idea really is*

Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:25pm.

I'm more confused by that pencil thin mustache... the Boston Blackie kind.
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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:22pm.

I can respect his wish to be whatever the hell he wants to be, but I can't respect his wish to bring 2 kids into his circus freak show. Some people just should not reproduce. Asshole.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:21pm.

Just wow. I thought d listers were way more intellligent and accepting than this. GET SOME LGBT EDUCATION!

Love,
Mabel

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:17pm.

I can't respect someone's choice to mutilate themselves like this, because they feel like they were born in the wrong body, when they use that said issue for attention. Fuck off!

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:15pm.

I think some people missed this story the first two times around when she became a he and had the breasts removed but still had all female sex organs, got pregnant and had a baby. Twice. So now he's 'complete' and has a peen.

For the people getting into a tizzy over this, come on.

Submitted by Secret Original on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:12pm.

If I've got this story right, I think you peened when you should have pooned, MK.

Submitted by BitchHouse on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:12pm.

what? he is going back to his original she? He was a she, that's why he can get pregnant. and now he's going back to being a she?? ::confuseded::

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:08pm.

wait. what?

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Submitted by C6 on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:04pm.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 8:26pm.

Or is he just fat? He has no breasts. Is he a HE or a SHE?--is deplorable and disgusting and depraved and other words that start with D, and oh, JFC, why can't they all fall in a giant hole, these idiots?
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Jesus, I have the same fking shit questions! Let's brainstorm this? So, her wasn't into him-s, but wasn't into she-s being with she-s, so she became a he to be with she-s as a sHe* (new acronym for simplicity sake, if there can be any fking simplicity with this damn nightmare story). So, going on, sHe* removes breast but keeps/utilizes the uterus to be a DaMm* (dad-mom, of course). Then, they have probs and sHe's* trying to pass all this shit off as regular shit we "all go through".

I hope this helps. (no it doesn't, just have a damn bottle of p.noir with, fk it). Ugh, damn.

(eta, wtf? I just reread my mess and I just fucked myself up mentally *walks off
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:01pm.

:) !!!
I was out fishing for a while after work, just got in and am going to watch a movie, I'll poke my head in once in a while join the bitch fest where I can. I'm on my BB and it's just such a pain to comment a lot. Every comment takes 10x the time it normally does. I don't know how many times I've accidentally backed out of thread and lost my whole comment!!!

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:56pm.

I can't "get" this story. I don't know who these people are and I am too lazy/obstinate to google them because I think they are stupid, and the fact that there is a baby involved--is there?? Or is he just fat? He has no breasts. Is he a HE or a SHE?--is deplorable and disgusting and depraved and other words that start with D, and oh, JFC, why can't they all fall in a giant hole, these idiots?

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:49pm.

I DID miss you!

Hopefully you can yap more with us now that you have a little more free time!

Let's get bitchy!
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Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:46pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:56pm.

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Blanche, I haven't see you here in ages!

: ) : ) : ) : )

Oh you missed me! Thanks babe : )
I was in school then and could get on more. Now I am out of school and busy working : (
But I still check in everyday, even if later in the evening, to see what all my fav bitches are upto ; )

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:46pm.

*ignores the last sentence

Ah my sweet Irish love, while I do try to be the best man I can be for you and make you my proud cyber love I am after all just a man with the all the faults a man brings in this harsh world. I do hope you will see that as each day goes by I try to better myself to be worthy of your love and kindness.
I would never ignore you as you know you are the very breath I breath and blood that runs thru my humble heart.

*stands bows...curtain closes on a hushed room*

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And this is correct. And you may live.
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Submitted by C6 on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:43pm.

Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 8:10pm.

How 'bout just keeping the poon and adding a peen and then GO FUCK YOURSELF WEIRDO!
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ROTFFLMATFO

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:43pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:19pm.

I find your humour a little uncouth today, Whamish.

I also find that your ignoring me is not acceptable.

Stalkeringly Yours,
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Ah my sweet Irish love, while I do try to be the best man I can be for you and make you my proud cyber love I am after all just a man with the all the faults a man brings in this harsh world. I do hope you will see that as each day goes by I try to better myself to be worthy of your love and kindness.
I would never ignore you as you know you are the very breath I breath and blood that runs thru my humble heart.

*stands bows...curtain closes on a hushed room*

Man I don't think I could have painted THAT any thicker... Oh and hi lol!

Submitted by Stan Derp on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:41pm.

This is not so bad although a little greedy...he/she gets to celebrate Mothers Day and Fathers Day.

Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:40pm.

How 'bout just keeping the poon and adding a peen and then GO FUCK YOURSELF WEIRDO!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:34pm.

Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:56pm.

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Blanche, I haven't see you here in ages!
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Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:34pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

I guess the MAN transformation is complete. "HE" is gonna trade up. HE'S a POON PULVERIZING SUPER STUD LABIA LICKING MACHO MUFF MASHER ! ! !
(god bless Sucky and Jack for starting the all caps man descriptions)

Submitted by z80 on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:30pm.

Not sure what is going on here. A graph with captions and arrows would be helpful.

Submitted by K2 on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:34pm.

Like they didnt know they were having issues prior to baby #2. This woman is morphing into a man while giving birth to babies, has a marriage on the fail ... I just say , " WHY"??!!!! Why the fuck would you drag innocent children into the world and through this mess ? GOOD FUCKIN' GRIEF. Fix yourself first!

And I'm well aware that people get divorce, I know the statistics ... But these two just HAD to make history with a woman who's transgender and transitioning into a man, all the while giving birth and splattering that shit all over the news. While most kids go to preschool these poor kids will be going into therapy.

Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:26pm.

That is no dude--never was and never will be! I wish everyone would quit calling her one. She isn't even a hermaphrodite from birth with both male and female organs. She made a concious decision to cut off her titties and possibly taking male hormones, while still keeping her fully functioning female reproductive organs. The bitch is simply a fame whore trying to make some moolah while playing a freak. And here I thought the days of freak shows were over...!

Submitted by ABCDEFGHIJulie on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:24pm.

I think you mean his poon is now a peen? I fail to see how he could birth a baby otherwise.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:15pm.

It's official: I am completely confused.

*returns to watching Corrie*

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:13pm.

Jesus christ those kids are fucked.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:11pm.

You know, I was rooting for these two, despite the famewhoring, because it might broaden the idea of loving families.

But I am starting to think I was right about this couple being totally unstable.

Call me a hater or homophobe or whatever, but IT'S MY OPINION that people this mixed up who are in crazy transition are not in the best position to be raising a baby right now.

Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:07pm.

Well look at that photo...totally normal! what seems to be the Issue?!!!

*SARCASM*

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Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:05pm.

You know what would be cool?
If he gets pregnant again and gives birth via urethra. Or were the ovaries removed as part of the operation? (I honestly don't know)

Somehow I think even this attention whore won't go to such lengths.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:03pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:19pm.

Ok now I'M more confused that he/she is, he has a poon right making himer a demure lady and Chaz is an all male fish fucking orgasmic nut machine (tips hat to Sucky for that definition) so wouldn't that make them the next logical step to dethrone Brad and St Angelina( patron saint of the femur) for HWs next beautiful IT couple wouldn't it? I mean it seems pretty cut and dry to me Deb:) lol!
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I find your humour a little uncouth today, Whamish.

I also find that your ignoring me is not acceptable.

Stalkeringly Yours,
IF
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Submitted by Slings and Arrows on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:55pm.

he's better looking than chaz though

Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:03pm.

their freebie loving fame whoring ways convinced me this was about free swag! Over equality..etc. but i saw them in an interview and he seemed really likable and nice. She was quieter.
Pregnant dude really looks like one of Marlon Brando's long lost kids!

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:54pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:19pm.

I find your humour a little uncouth today, Whamish.

I also find that your ignoring me is not acceptable.

Stalkeringly Yours,
IF
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Submitted by Slings and Arrows on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:53pm.

"So his "wife" dont want the peen? I hate it when people break up over small things."

ahahahahahahaha

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:53pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:19pm.

HUH? I'm lost!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Slings and Arrows on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:52pm.

gross

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:50pm.

So his "wife" dont want the peen? I hate it when people break up over small things.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:49pm.

Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:39pm.

Gotta love the pregnant dude simply bc he drives all the right people batshit crazy.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:38pm.

which means that his peen is now a poon.
Oh, and Nancy hasn't met his new peen yet.

WHO WAS PHONE

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:36pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:56pm.

I think he needs to hook up with Chaz Bono and either make a sex tape or a re-make of Thelma & Louise. Not that's gold baby!
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Lol, Whamo! Now, I may be confused, but I think Chaz should hook up with the wife, and dude who had a baby (now peened) should hook up with Elisabetta.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson