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April 19, 2012 / Posted by:

Masafumi Nagasaki, a 76-year-old hermit who is living the naked, sand-all-up-in-his-ass, crazy life on a deserted island in Japanese. This is some Survivor meets that Tom Hanks volleyball movie meets Grey Gardens minus the cat army shit.

Masafumi tells Reuters that he was looking for the perfect place to spend the sunset phase of his life and he eventually found a small island far, far away from Tokyo. Masafumi not only stripped his panties off, but he stripped his entire life down to the basics. Masafumi mainly eats rice cakes bought at an island an hour away and he bathes in rain water he collects in pots. The only time he covers his nipples and taint with clothes is when he takes his boat to Iriomote island to pick up the money his family sends him and to buy drinking water, rice cakes and cigarettes. The rest of the time, Masafumi stays on his one man nudist colony retirement island and he’s never going to leave:

“Finding a place to die is an important thing to do, and I’ve decided here is the place for me. It hadn’t really occurred to me before how important it is to choose the place of your death, like whether it’s in a hospital or at home with family by your side. But to die here, surrounded by nature – you just can’t beat it, can you?”

And you can’t get closer to nature than picking crabs off of your butt hair (we’ve all been there) with one hand while trying to squeeze sand out of your peen hole with the other. What impresses me most about Masafumi is that even though his only neighbors are crustaceans and shit, he is still keeping it cute. That pink towel turban IS fashion. When you see fashion whores with a dish towel turban on their head, you know who worked it first and better.

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