Evening Crumbs

April 19, 2012 / Posted by:

I now know why a Rock of Ages movie exists. It’s so we can see Tommy Girl looking like Sheryl Crow as Kid Rock on the poster – Just Jared

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively want to play house in Connecticut. That sentence turned me white.- Lainey Gossip

Katy Perry is one arm drop away from showing us the part of her that begins with chi and ends with chi – Hollywood Tuna

Peeta Bread fights for the gays and gayelles – Towleroad

If Nana Lohan isn’t already sleeping with her pocketbook in her arms, she better start, because Lindsay Lohan will start dipping into there any day now – Celebitchy

I like JLove a lot more when she’s talking about her King Kong titties instead of begging Adam Levine to love her – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

We can get Chyna’s fuck tape with the click of a mouse and yet an ASkars/Charlize Theron sex tape still hasn’t entered the Internet universe. Sense: The world doesn’t make any – The Superficial

Ryan Seacrest is totally loving this, but only because Julianne Hough’s side boob reminds him of Simon Cowell’s side boob – Popoholic

Kitson + Wonky = Me asking if these pictures were recycled from 2004? – ICYDK

Winnie Cooper is looking hot! – Go Fug Yourself

RDJ and some people we don’t care about at The Avengers premiere in London – Popsugar

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Kelly Rowland is not about to get banished to the basement again – Crunk + Disorderly

It’s hard to focus on RDJ’s plaid bulge when those shoes are making my eyes heave – SOW

My guess is The Lesbeaver Cityrag

Alexandra Breckinridge and Evan Rachel Wood were made on the same assembly line – Hollywood Rag

It’s not right that Kelly Preston is taking all the credit when we know that John Travolta’s the one doing the breastfeeding – I’m Not Obsessed

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