Elisabetta Canalis Got Dumped By Steve-O
Elisabetta Canalis went from George Clooney's awards season escort to rubbing on Eggs from True Blood, and somehow she tumbled all the way down onto Steve-O's peen that is probably mangled from lighting firecrackers in his dick mouth. Elisabetta is now back on the prowl looking for the next semi-relevant piece to get her into the back page of Life & Style, because Steve-O has officially quit her ass for being a non-stop partying wreck. Some source tells Radar that Steve-O is one hundred percent sober and Elisabetta is basically a coke vacuum (so I've heard).
"Steve-O dumped Elisbetta over her partying. He is extremely serious about his sobriety and did not want to be dating anyone who could jeopardize that.He still really cares about her but can't risk relapsing back into his old ways, so he had to cut her loose. He has hooked her up with some women that he knows to help her try and get back on a stable footing again, and she has been attending meetings.
Steve-O said he thinks she's committed to getting control of her life again and that he will help her do that, he wants her to control the partying for her own sake. But, in the meantime he needs to distance himself from her."
If I was Elisabetta, I'd be so mad at coke right now. Like I'd be yelling at coke. I wouldn't even be able to look at it. Not because she's allegedly addicted to it and would sell her left nipple to an underground black market nipple ring for an 8-ball. Nothing like that. But because it's the reason why she's been publicly humiliated by getting dumped......BY STEVE-O! Getting dumped by Steve-O is like the bottom of a barrel not letting you sit on it because you're not good enough for it. If that doesn't clean her up, I don't know what will. Who is she going to date now? Jesse Camp's weekend weed man? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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steve-o saddens me.. i've watched him on jackass (some of the stuff is funny) but it seriously aches this fairies heart.. you can see his soul and it looks very sad. he seems to be a very sensitive person who wanted to fit in.. im sure he was picked on early in life and just did what he could to fit in with people..
I could go on about this but I think people get the idea.. I'm glad he's serious about being sober.. on that note: he needs to date a regular girl.. most d-zlisted hollywood hangeroners (ie: elisabetta) all will do nothing but party.. they all host parties at nightclubs..
Steve-O made millions being a public spectacle but it seems like he has become an adult and gotten his priorities in order. Good for him for jettisoning someone who could jeopardize his sobriety. It's a tough road. Maybe she'll get the wake-up call.
What has she done besides date celebrities, btw? I have no idea.
and he's a vegan.
honestly i don't understand all the hateration towards steve-o. he's a cute,funny, sweetheart with a wild streak who has managed to turn his life around from a point which many others never lived to see the other side of. steve-o,though a jackass, is quite the catch.and the fact that he did not let some fame-hungry hussy jeopardize his sobriety says a LOT. EC was not worthy. Bravo Steve-O!!!!!
It confuses my brain when Steve-O is presented as the classier person in a situation.
how embarrasing
Elis, call me. I have a couple of things you can ski on...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:01pm.
Well, Elisabetta. Might as well buy yourself a "she" t-shirt and call it a day.
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She is...pathetic
She is...a horse faced tranny
She is...Steve O's cast off
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LOL, elmo! I can almost see those words in hard-to-read metallic letters in front of a pale background.....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mrs. P Campbell: All you have to do is watch some Jackass episodes and you'll see Steve-O's junk.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:30pm.
Is Wee Man available?
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LOL! Apparently Wee Man gets more ass than a toilet seat so he probably wouldn't give her a passing (upward) glance!
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Dark-sided!
Who's dating Andy Dick? I have a feeling Elisabetta and him will hit off... She looks like a dude, and is a druggie mess... A match made in hell...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Oh, hopefully this dumping will be the bitch's rock bottom!
Oh man! Dumped by that loser Stevo? Girl, go home eat alot of cookies-n-cream ice cream then get a job in a cubicle were no one will see you ever again.
Aw sad! She can't even get an ed hardy photo shoot now (like sarah larsen did after george ditched her) sarah is now back to vip cockail waitressing in vegas.
At least simon cowell's exes get free estates and yacht rides!
As charlie sheen would say..."PLAN.BETTER!"
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 6:01pm.
Well, Elisabetta. Might as well buy yourself a "she" t-shirt and call it a day.
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She is...pathetic
She is...a horse faced tranny
She is...Steve O's cast off
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Ha! That's funny! I would love to see her horsey face close up next to Sher
ee's
I fucking love Steve-O and I'm super glad he's sober now. Even though he was a riot when he was a druggie mcgee, I'm glad he got help. I've been a Jackass fan since the first show and I'll never stop watching the glory it produces.
Fuck Elisabetta. She gives Guidettes like me a bad wrap.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:33pm.
I think she should just get with Danny Bonaduce and/or Steven Seagal and call it a day.
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How about that Italian Stallion The Situation? I know he's a greasy douchebag, but at least they'll have something (Italy) in common.
And coke! They both like coke!
wow, when STEVE-O is telling you to get your shit together...you really need to get your shit together
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Is Wee Man available?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
MK, how did I know you were going to say: "If I was Elisabetta"?? lollol... Of course she's back on the prowl, she got a taste of fame and she's not about to let it go any time soon... ;p
Anywhore, STEVE-O sounds serious about staying clean, so good for him!!! hahaha
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Well, Elisabetta. Might as well buy yourself a "she" t-shirt and call it a day.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
According to the Italian (I live in Italy) gossip sites they stopped being a thing like two or three weeks ago.
This story sounds like BS, although I have no problem believing that she has coke issues.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:33pm.
I think she should just get with Danny Bonaduce and/or Steven Seagal and call it a day.
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I choose Steven Seagal.
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"But, in the meantime he needs to distance himself from her."
There are no words, none, when one is rejected by SteveO's standards. Damn. Where's Mel Gibson? Is he free?
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There is no doubt your life sucks if Steve-O dumps you.
Steve has his shit more together than "movie star" L. Lohan...
WTF?!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:11pm.
*makes eye contact with you while I nonchalantly touch your 32Cs hoping you won't notice*
That must be why they've been TENDER lately. :^O
I blame George Clooney for ALL of this!
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
steve-o dumping you and then calling you a coke head...like FUCK YOU STEVO! fucking date your AA pals. fuck off..
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 5:06pm.
I knew some chick who hoovered up Kilimanjaro-sized mountains of coke night after night and she was still fat. Addiction fail.
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LOL at addiction fail!!!
*makes eye contact with you while I nonchalantly touch your 32Cs hoping you won't notice*
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
Well if SteveO is truly sober and trying to stay that way then more power to him.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Steve O is a VERY hot-looking homosexual!
(are there any nude photos?)
Steve O is a VERY hot-looking homosexual!
(are there any nude photos?)
This makes no sense to me.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:31pm.
agree. i've read some of his writings since the Tyson situation and he seems to have really turned things around. good for him
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:47pm.
That explains how these cows stay so damned skinny while I fight the fat daily.
I knew some chick who hoovered up Kilimanjaro-sized mountains of coke night after night and she was still fat. Addiction fail.
Demi Moore is next!
damn that's a skinny bitch
She should be sorry about this and try to change her ways but she won't
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Are we even sure she likes guys? I mean she "dated" Clooney. We all know what that means.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:49pm.
I love Steve-O. I can't help it. I'd sloppy second him after humping Knoxville into a coma.
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
Steve-O is from my town. And to say that he is a fine example of what Tujunga, CA has to offer is really saying something.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:47pm.
That explains how these cows stay so damned skinny while I fight the fat daily.
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Is that the secret sauce??? I'm fighting the chunk with shit from Bethenny Frankel's skinny girl bullshit and this is the shit I should really be on? Man.. I can't even afford the white shit EITHER so I'm stuck buying crappy shit from GNC.
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I love Steve-O. I can't help it. I'd sloppy second him after humping Knoxville into a coma.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
My teenage wet dream was a Steveo- johnny Knoxville sandwich with me as the filling.
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I disagree... the bottom of the barrel was not getting dumped by Steve-o but hooking up with him in the first place, then showing the world that Steve-o is actually better than her ass by turning around and dumping her because she's a hoover vacuum. Wow. My brain wants to do a "does not compute" on that one. On a side note: That explains how these cows stay so damned skinny while I fight the fat daily.
There is still an opening for her on Rai Tv as topless dancer #5
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:26pm.
Which one is Canalis?
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Which one? I was thinking what is, I thought Canalis was a type of pasta!
Wow, I wouldn't know what to think if I was dumped by Steve-O of all people. If that's not a wake up call I don't know what is.
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