That Dress Puts The Blunt In Emily Blunt
And just like that, you've found the perfect dress to wear to the 4/20 prom tomorrow! At last night's Tribeca Film Festival Premiere of the Five Year Engagement, Emily Blunt wore dress that Betty Draper would wear if Snoop Dogg was the head costume designer on Mad Men. Emily is giving us good shit eleganza, but she should've went all the damn way. This is missing some tiny bong earrings, blood shot eyes, a sequined Doritos bag as a purse, rolling paper bracelets, high heels with a grinder in the platform and hair styled so that it looks like she's been running her hands through her mane like crazy because it feels so soooooooooooft. Emily's stylist, Willie Nelson, needs to really blow the theme harder in our eyes next time.
It's a good thing that RiRi wasn't around, because she would've stuffed Emily in some rolling papers and smoked that bitch up!
Here's a few more tricks and tramps at last night's premiere: Jason Segel, Olivia Wilde, Shaun White, Amy Poehler shoulder hugging Aubrey Plaza, Cuba Gooding Jr., Kim Cattrall, Victor Garber, Robert DeNiro with his wife Grace Hightower and Leelee Sobieski looking like a creepy lady you meet in the empty aisle of a book store only to find out later that she's the original owner who died 65 years ago (dun dun dun)!
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Leelee used to be so sexy about a decade ago. She could've still looked good but she whittled her nose down to pencil size. She looked so much better with her original nose and a little baby fat, as in this photo:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3654720256/nm0005447
Do you think she really hated that regal nose of hers, or did she ruin it with too much coke? There was a rumor that she was actually a Hollywood madam who arranged S&M type stuff. Who knows.
I dunno why, but I find Aubrey Plaza annoying.
Thin =clean???? Y'all are crazy! I meet more stinky thin ppl than fat because society assumes they are less sloppy and they take it to heart by not showering. Sloppy is sloppy no matter the size, imo. Just smell around more and you'll see! And no I'm not a fatty, but I've had friends on both ends.
*eta...not talking about all skinnies, of course !
Wow...Leelee Sobieski should never ever wear her hair up.
"Emily is giving us good shit eleganza" - WORD! Emily can never do no wrong... ever!! (I hate double negs, but it fits)
Olivia. blonde. NO. -please Emma Stone, don't do it. Don't go blonde, pleeeeeease!
Leelee makes me wanna listen to Robert Palmer
Cuba make me wanna punch him with his own fist. Relax dude.
it is a lot harder to pull off most clothes when you're fat.
that's why all my clothes have elastic waistbands! i kid, i kid.
yeah, i have been so many different sizes, it isn't funny. i know where i am happiest, and where my body functions best, and where i look my best. i carry this weight well to the outside world (ballet as a youngster) - but my back hurts and my blood pressure and sugar are high. i'm going to have to figure out some form of indoor exercise, until i can get some regular mom-care.
I used to do Pilates DVDs and swim. does anyone recommend any exercise DVDs that are engaging, but aren't too terribly fucking crazy? "Insanity" looks too challenging (unless it has a "couch potato" speed you can start with) but I would like something in that genre. If I can find enough people who recommend it, I will buy it and start immediately.
And, to document my weight loss journey, I will even post pics of myself with a long blonde wig and hot pink leotard! Just kidding!
Seriously - recommendations are welcome.
/realizes this is not OP
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God don't like ugly.
Like I said before, there's a hint of "stroke victim" about her face. I get that she got the lip implant/injections/whatever in her upper lip because super thin lips aren't a Hollywood "thing." But they just drag her lip down and there is way too much space between her lip and her nose. Looks weird. I think she did something to her nose/nostrils, too, because her nostrils have that kind of smaller, indistinct look to them, especially the left one. Scroll down and see comments pic here...
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/56551172.html?thread=9718852356
Don't know why she'd mess with herself so much aside from the teeth/lips.
How does LeeLee have such ENORMOUS ears?!
And some of you, don't feel bad. I'm with you in the fatty parade (I'm being hyperbolic). And, no offense, but I generally agree with Hekki. 'Thin' makes stuff look more polished almost automatically, excepting malnourished or strung out cases. A thin person can look shabby chic, whereas a fat person trying the same look will just look dirty. But Hekki, I'm sure you look fine.
What the hell is Amy Poehler wearing? That woman is adorable...I know she could do better.
Victor Garber deserves a fine from the fashion police. His suit & boat shoe combo is a mess!
(973) Jersey Strong
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 4:27pm.
well, Hekki right now I am fatter than I have ever been in my life. I don't even eat that much. I just sit on my ass all day.
but my clothes are clean. and my hair looks decent.
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A-FRICKIN-MEN. I am more stressed and depressed than I have ever been, and I eat less than ever. However, I am freaking CHUNKY at this point. I also had foot surgery, which makes it hard. I suppose I will just do my best.
I also get up and walk around at work...although that is not the key to lasting weight loss!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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I cannot stand this BITCH. I refuse to see anything with her in it.
Olivia Wilde as a blonde is just wrong.
well, Hekki right now I am fatter than I have ever been in my life. I don't even eat that much. I just sit on my ass all day.
but my clothes are clean. and my hair looks decent.
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God don't like ugly.
Lee Lee looks like an old bag woman that took a shower.
TR: you are SO right.
But the thing is that no matter what your clothing budget is, you CAN look good. Clean clothing (ironed is a plus!) that FITS is essential. And it doesn't cost anything to be clean with clean nails etc. An emery board, nail brush and buffer doesn't cost anything.
Honestly the best thing you can do to look "good" is to be thin. A thin woman in jeans and Tshirt will always be more admired than a heavy woman in designer wear.
And I say this with a small degree of bitterness and regret because I am struggling to lose the 10 lbs that keep me from looking "good".
Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 3:44pm.
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I know I'm thinking about this too much, but...
I can see NOT putting on the glitz - but I CAN'T see not ironing your jeans. Especially when you pay someone to do that kind of stuff for you anyway.
No need to look like jackass flaunting your wealth - I understand that, and I think in rough times it might even be the kinder thing to do. But "one step above homeless"? "poverty chic"? SO not cool.
Why be one more thing in the world that's hard to look at?
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God don't like ugly.
Jesus, Leelee looks terrible. And that severe hairdo gives her big Smeagol ears. Girl, what happened?
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 2:33pm.
my sis married a very wealthy man (unlike stupid me who married for love) and they are surrounded by filthy rich people. whenever I go to one of her "casual functions" I notice the people are dressed one step above homeless but showered.
I asked my sis why, and she says they consider it tacky like you JUST came into money if you flash like that, and also that when you show your money people tend to ask you for some.
But, these people here everyone KNOWS they have money, so why not put on the glitz? especially in SoCal where there isnt much call for it.
*sigh* I long for the days of Grace Kelly
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
Hekki, Foxy, Lisbet, JB:
I know that I will most likely never know what it is like to not have to worry about money - but I imagine that if I had it like that, I would always have sweet looking bitch brows; short, curved nails with a neat polish; the right color foundation at the very least, although I would still do whatever I fancied with the rest of it (I do like red lipstick and dramatic eyeliner, although not at the same time); and clothes that, whether vintage, haute couture or Target clearance rack, were freshly laundered!
There is something calming about being clean, aesthetically pleasing and well-turned out, that is the opposite of conspicuous consumption or bling. Taking the time to express a point of view with your clothing is worth the effort, I think, and it's something that you can do even if you are poor, simply by being clean - provided you aren't so destitute that you don't even have the means to present yourself with that much dignity.
And I think those who DO have the means to present themselves with at least that much dignity and DON'T are making a mockery of their privilege, and deserve a proper spanking.
So, in conclusion, send me the arse of Johnny Depp!
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God don't like ugly.
I like Emily Blunt! She's been on Graham Norton a few times and she's funny as hell! Genuinely laughing at herself and making funny comments. I bet her and husband John Krazansky have a lot of laughs.
In the Adjustment Bureau, she's very good at making Damon seem likeable.
Emily looks cute but Leelee's freaky old lady ears picture really steals the show here. LOL! The rest pale by comparison. I would have chased that photographer to the end of the block and confiscated that film, jussayin' ;P
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the show you guys are talking about - "Who Do You Think You Are?" - is one of my favorites. I loved the episode where they interviewed Harry Connick Jr and Branford Marsalis, both New ORleans jazz musicians who had known each other from boyhood; Don Cheadle, whose ancestors had been both Cherokee and African American, the black ones OWNED by the indian ones;Emmit Smith, Susan Sarandon, Lisa Kudrow - they were all really fascinating, and it's an incredibly *humanizing* look at people.
The host, by the way, is Professor Henry Louis Gates, who was arrested on the steps of his own house after a neighbor called the cops on him for looking 'suspicious.'
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Thank you Televised Ugh! They look like ragamuffins. I don't care how rich or important you are: "There is never a time when ties do not matter" Jeeves.
Sean, Victor, Cuba try for clothing that is juuust riight, not two sizes too small, think Goldilocks, not Baby Bear. Olivia, that is a hair fail! Your whole look (and Amy Poehler's) reeks of granny pants. Kim Catrall this is an age appropriate look, classic. For God's sake people, we have to stare at you, please have mercy and get a stylist! *said in Tim Gunn voice*
Love that black/green dress.
LeeLee's ears are spocktastic.
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 2:28pm.
Obviously he's done it all since the 70's, and she's been rich since before they got married, so why don't they make a little effort? I don't get that.
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You just answered your own question.
He's bored of it and doesn't need the paycheck.
She's rich. A lot of rich and/or upper class people show status by ostentatiously not dressing up to society's rules; that they don't need to, unlike the peons beneath them.
Kate Fox has some fascinating insights into that phenomenon in this book:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Watching-English-Hidden-Rules-Behaviour/dp/03408...
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:34pm.
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Yes and also watch that show with black professor dude. Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon found out they were cousins. ::cue halfwit banjo kid from Deliverance::
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I didn't see that one, wow too much!
I didn't even know Kevin Bacon played the banjo :O lol!!
oh, is this normal attire for DeNiro and Hightower? That's too bad. I like to imagine them casually getting dressed together, smoking a fatty at home, but doing it to the nines, to perfection - and then laughing about it afterwards in the limo on the way back. Obviously he's done it all since the 70's, and she's been rich since before they got married, so why don't they make a little effort? I don't get that.
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EB looks like she's had *something* subtle done to her face. it's an improvement. but I can't put my finger on it. Almost like, her eyes are now closer-together-looking, than they were before. If that's possible to do. She does look good though.
that is awesome
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:34pm.
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Hey Ophy did they trace her ancestry back to a German Sheppard?
Surprisingly no. LOL Her great-great grannie was instrumental in getting women the vote.. It actually was quite interesting. I'm hooked on this genealogy shit lately.
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I love that sort of stuff as well Ophy. I like watching that black professor dude freaking the celebs out with all the info his crew can put together on their families. Is that sort of what you were referring to?
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Yes and also watch that show with black professor dude. Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon found out they were cousins. ::cue halfwit banjo kid from Deliverance::
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:48pm.
is she the one that married Jim Halpert?
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Yup. Jim Krazinski (I don't think that's how it's spelled, but whatevs...
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Lisbet- If she has implants, they're well done. Maybe anatomicals instead of round and nothing too huge to look overdone. If she had them done in the UK, they could also be textured anatomicals which aren't really done here.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
is it just me or is Jason Segel in every movie these days? I never painted him as most likely to succeed from HIMYM - NPH aside of course.
Also, it's so gross that he's fucking Jen Lindley. That puts you an Olsen twin, a bad batch of coke, and a pound of ridiculous makeup away from Legendary. Tread carefully my friend.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by pohyah on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:16pm.
Emily Blunt has had some work done. it is very subtle and very good, but there is no doubt she has had a bit of Hollywood retouching in her life...nose, jaw, possible cheeks as well. She looks good!
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She overdid her lips, though and always does this grim, close-mouthed smile. It's her one beauty flaw, IMO.
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She's had a boob job too, right? I was watching "The Adjustment Bureau" with my husband, and we ended up arguing over whether it was a clear as day boob job (me) or a mixture of makeup, lighting and some fiendishly complex engineering involving tape, hidden support in the dress and great underwear (him).
Not the most productive debate we've ever had, but it was fun.
ETA: SEE!?
http://likeitido.com/2011/03/08/matt-damon-is-the-only-good-thing-about-...
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:34pm.
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Hey Ophy did they trace her ancestry back to a German Sheppard?
Surprisingly no. LOL Her great-great grannie was instrumental in getting women the vote.. It actually was quite interesting. I'm hooked on this genealogy shit lately.
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I love that sort of stuff as well Ophy. I like watching that black professor dude freaking the celebs out with all the info his crew can put together on their families. Is that sort of what you were referring to?
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:44pm.
please explain to me the so called appeal of jason segal...
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He's big. He seems nice. (I have no idea if that's true, but at the very least his PR team knows what to do.) I think a lot of people like the idea of being the Lily to his Marshall.
He's a star, and he's just good looking enough that you wouldn't be ashamed to hit that, but just ordinary enough that a civilian could possibly have a chance.
Personally, he does nothing for me and I don't find him funny. But I think I get it.
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he reminds me of non fat milk...he does nothing for me either...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Her teeth scare me.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:07pm.
Jason Segel is such a creepy mcnasty... He's GOT to smell like mildewed clothes.
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Spot on Jack!
He not only creeps me out, but there is a HUGE gross factor about him as well.
Call me naive, but I don't think those embroidered flowers are disguised marijuana leaves.
At least she isn't trying to channel "mainstream cunt trying to look alternative at Coachella in Topshop clothes".
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:44pm.
please explain to me the so called appeal of jason segal...
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He's big. He seems nice. (I have no idea if that's true, but at the very least his PR team knows what to do.) I think a lot of people like the idea of being the Lily to his Marshall.
He's a star, and he's just good looking enough that you wouldn't be ashamed to hit that, but just ordinary enough that a civilian could possibly have a chance.
Personally, he does nothing for me and I don't find him funny. But I think I get it.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:40pm.
I'm getting aroused. dlist has suddenly turned into Penthouse forum. ha ha
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Yes, it sort of is one of those days isn't it Nella, I think we can all give The Hoffer a nice glazed and dopey side eye look for getting it all started:)
I don't think Emily Blunt is pretty. She's not ugly or anything, just meh.
Leelee looks fucking scary. Does she even act anymore?
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Douchechill!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:34pm.
good luck with your campaign. you have more than a decade of individual and joint hot public messiness to overcome. they always look like shit.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Holy shit...Leelee's TWIN!
http://robsmovievault.wordpress.com/1922/03/04/nosferatu-1922/
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 1:34pm.
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Hey Ophy did they trace her ancestry back to a German Sheppard?
Surprisingly no. LOL Her great-great grannie was instrumental in getting women the vote.. It actually was quite interesting. I'm hooked on this genealogy shit lately.
TR: At first I thought you were being harsh on DeNiro and Hightower, but I took a good look at the photo and you're right. She looks like she's going to a luncheon at her kid's school or something. It's a premiere. Glam it up a little!
Amy Poehler needs some help, too. That outfit is godawful. Just NO.
And I like LeeLee's look but her ears are ruining it for me. Can't she get some of that fashion tape and secure them to the side of her head for the night?
Damn Shaunie - those pants rarely look good on women, let alone a guy. Put it AWAY
Bye Harper. Happy 1 year Dlisted anniversary.
is she the one that married Jim Halpert?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Emily BUTT! Still not good enough for John K!