The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Will No Longer Be As Elegant And Sophisticated
Personally, I think Sheree throwing the lines "Fix that face" and "Trim down those doggy teeth" at NeNe during the reunion earned her a ticket for season 5 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but Bravo isn't trying to agree with me. However, Marmaduke's cousin twice removed at the water dish is out there trying to spin it like she's the one who opened the exit door instead of getting evicted from the cast. Sheree told Wet Paint that the rumor that she was fired from the cast is false and she's leaving on her own free will. CAUTION: Delusion ahead.
“After four solid seasons of helping Bravo build the show into its most successful Housewives franchise, I have decided to leave. The direction the show is going in is no longer a fit for my lifestyle. I’m tired of the fighting and the cattiness.”I want to be part of something that empowers and inspires women to not only be healthy, but to treat themselves with respect. I wish the rest of the women the best of luck. I’m thrilled to say I’m now a free agent and am already fielding offers.”
Translation: "After four solid seasons of making myself look like a delusional ass, I have decided to calmly leave before Bravo gets their security to drag me out. The direction the show is going in is no longer a fit for my lifestyle since the producers expect us to have money and I've only got a pile of dirt, a patch of grass and a few logs of squirrel shit to my name. I'm not joking. Have you seen Chateau Sheree lately? I'm tired of buying $1200 dresses to wear on camera and I'm really tired of those salespeople at Neiman's rolling their eyes at me when I go to return that shit. I was about to say that I'm tired of the cattiness, but then I realized that I'm usually the bitch who starts it all!
I want to be a part of something that pays in cash and requires me to do as little as possible. I wish the rest of the women will go to hell. I'm thrilled to say I need a damn job and am already fielding offers. And by that I mean two bill collectors are trying to crawl through my A/C vent. Who gon check me boo? Oh, Bravo just did."
But seriously, I, for one, will miss Sheree's beautiful delusions of grandeur. It takes a special someone to drive around in a leased $120,000 Porsche with confidence while tumbleweeds blow through her checking account.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:33pm.
BRAVO, Sandbitch! Your Sucky video rocks!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Aw I felt sorry for this one all season. Seems like she knew she couldn't compete anymore. The part that really annoys me about RHOA is how Kim Z gets away with shit bc she is white. I love how Marlo points it out at the reunion. I also love how Kim starts sounding southern hood when Andy asks her about big poppa's furniture. Too funny. The show Will most likely die when this one starts her own show. And all bc she's a blond all American looking girl. But wout the big poppa story she might be too boring for tv.
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 9:14am.
So OVER all these housewives shows. Andy cohen is as bad (if not worst) than ryan seacrest with these bitches. Making all us women folk out to be useless, shallow twits, who fight each other over the most stupid things. Done I tell you.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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Andy is far worse than the housewives themselves.. he is like the puppet master.. look at his sh*t eating smirk on his face when he lets nene and others go off on their little tirades.. he likes when they tear each other down because its more money in the bank for him. he is just like the housewives who gossip and start sh*t
Submitted by NashVargas on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 12:25pm.
What's up with the powers that be over at Bravo? First Jill, Kelly, & Alex, and now, Sheree? What the f*ck is going on over there? What are they smoking? And for what it's worth, I still miss Jeana!!!
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you and me both. jeana was the best housewife on the oc.. now if i want to watch i have to look at deputy droopy dog vicki ugh
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:34pm.
"I’m now a free agent and am already fielding offers.”
AKA ENTERING THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN COMPETITION
HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
BOUNCER
CONSTRUCTION WORKER (this is a good one, she would really show who's got the strongest arms if she built Chateau He-Man)
---Ahem
Presenting
*Suck And Fuck - Ultimate Celebrity*
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This is fucking brilliance right here! Well done!
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What's up with the powers that be over at Bravo? First Jill, Kelly, & Alex, and now, Sheree? What the f*ck is going on over there? What are they smoking? And for what it's worth, I still miss Jeana!!!
Sand Bitch, that was pure genius.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 9:01pm
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Girl, you got mad,mad skilz. I bow down you!
Oh Sandbitch....swooooooon and a standing O!! Sucky, you've never looked so beautiful. *sniff*
rotfllllmao. this post!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Remember when she started that lovely clothing line? Of course she can't thread a needle so she had this other poor woman running ragged trying to create her VISION.
She was FIRED. LOL
Bye Bitch! RHOA was getting too catty and Sheree was part of the problem starting fights between EVERYONE. What's Kim gon do with her only friend gone? And NeNe is on some other shit. Her ego is out of control, but I still find the crazy things that she says to be funny.
Just as a rule of thumb, people that rant about being elegant and sophisticated...usually are NOT.
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A Right shame she s gone, because she makes great tv with her delusional ass.
Plus I kinda like how she stands up to Nene and Marlo's cunty personalities. I absolutely hate NeNe, she is horrible and just cannot stand when it's not all about her.
Im definitely going to miss watching her train wreck of a fashion line and her wearing labels while arguing with people like a 2 cent whore fighting for her street corner.
sheree's tuck get discovered?
i hate all these housewife shows...
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Roseanne Barr
So OVER all these housewives shows. Andy cohen is as bad (if not worst) than ryan seacrest with these bitches. Making all us women folk out to be useless, shallow twits, who fight each other over the most stupid things. Done I tell you.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Is it me or do all the Housewives look more like Househusbands in drag?
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Sucky is an elusive, glittery unicorn, and yet, somehow, Sandy has captured him.
Beautiful.
*wipes tear*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Needless to say - we could see this tramp hoes exit coming. She has been angling her useless self all season...always adding to the shit storm, or rather creating it. My question is....when is Cynthia announcing her lame ass is getting the boot. She is a complete ballpark toilet....anyone and everyone gets to shit all over her and she just takes it and thanks the rider for doing it. As for Phaedra ....she busted a Camille and somehow turned her silly shit around... Nene the dog meister, has to go as well mind you...but only cuz she is one hideous fugly skank and watching her playing the chubby white dude is sick.....
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:26pm.
GURRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLL you know what I heard? I heard that the motherfucker TODD that Kandi is dating is fucking married!! FUCKING LOL IF THAT'S TRUE, he's married but we're moving in to a house together. OK!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!! She's the only one I like!! I even watch her kandi koated knights show! say it ain't so!!
although, I do love me some "Everybody knows"'isms from Phaedra
I use to love Nene, but she has gotten so dam full of herself, pretending like she was a stripper with morals, and using that one weird dude for free gifts in front of the whole world, and during the reunion she rolled her eyes at e-v-e-r-y single thing everyone said, I just wanted to punch her in the face. every time.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:30pm.
Amen to that. I think she's the "normal" one that makes the others look that much worse.
She's also getting way too successful to be on that show. Except for the BH wives, being broke and living high seems to be a requirement.
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I read on straightfromthea.com a few weeks ago that when Bravo told her she was fired she cried and asked them to consider cause she needed the money.
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Televised, did you see what I left you in the Posh thread? Hmmm? ;)
OnT: just who is in charge of programming at Bravo??!
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Sandbitch - brilliant! A million laughs were had.
I never noticed how the music has a fart-like sound going all the way through it....very fitting!
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(((LaChaylo))) hi!! Sure drop by just as I go off for a bit! How are you? Team Sophistication or Team Delusion? Hehehe ;)
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I hate this trick...so good. DELUSIONAL.
Hotlanta used to be my favorite until Jersey came along.
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Sandbitch you hot slut, you. That was awesome - I needed the laugh!!
Hi WithinReason ;-)
Nice work Sandbitch!
Sandbitch, yes, ♪ I looked into your eyes and my world came tumbling down ♪ LOL, you're masterbitchful!! ;D
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 10:24pm.
BRAVO Sandbitch! Glad Sucky saw it!! ♥♥♥
Oh, extra points for putting the KK's pic during "you're the devil in disguise"- LMAO ;D
---Thanks so much whorebags :) hehe you noticed that KK timing eh??
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She by Shebroke will never see the light of day. And Château Sheree aka Dirt & Grass will never be built. Sheree did not seize the opportunity to build a brand during her 4 years on RHOA. Shame...
Many of these gold-digging girls from various cities have committed felonies. Why can't the American justice system get it in gear? I want "The Real Housewives of Cell Block C"!
I always hate the way she chews and smacks all of her words. Its like nails on a chalkboard.
@ Meatblocks
Agree with what you said about NeNe. She may be a bitch but SHE OWNS IT! She has the best one-liners.
Phaedra has grown on me. Maybe because I was in the funeral biz too and I understand the desire to send off a family's loved one in a grand fashion.
I rather like Sheree, but it just kills me to hear her pronounce "sophisticated" as "suffissuhkate-uh" - girl, it's your Housewives tagline! Enunciate!
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waaahhh i like Sheree. I couldn't stand her the first season but she grew on me. I think Nene needs to leave if she's not going to get along with anybody.
Evabody knows...... Sucky is right. Preach it to us! Lawd have mercy!
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LMAO@the "beautiful stranger" video feat. suck n fuck as everybody he shouldn't be.
outstanding job, sandbitch, creepy as fuck awesome.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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BRAVO Sandbitch! Glad Sucky saw it!! ♥♥♥
Oh, extra points for putting the KK's pic during "you're the devil in disguise"- LMAO ;D
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i luuuuuurrrrrrve nene. i love when she's happy bitch. i love when she's a mad bitch. i love when she's right and i love when she's wrong. i love how she puts on airs.
she is verrrry attractive, flaws and all.
i love phaedra for the same except she is not near the powerhouse tour de force as nene.
-after what nene did to starr jones, nene became my goddess. no one needs a better reason than that.
sheree is a hound's ass. fakeass shithead with no character other than that of a lying con. i wish i still watched the show just to not miss seeing her.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
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cocoebert -- really, you like Phaedra? I think she's so full of herself. I think she wears the pants in her marriage to Apollo and she's much older than him. That birthday party for the baby with the 12 cakes was absolutely ridiculous.
The only two I liked are Phaedra and Kandi. Phaedra is hilarious and Kandi is talented. Hell if I know of course, but they both seem like good people, though Phaedra is a bit ridiculous.
OH MY GOD! Sandbitch you are truely talented! What an homage to Sucky. I snorted so loud my kids came running!
turnelbup -- the one who should be on Rupaul's Drag Race should be NeNe. Bitch is a fucking moose who looks like a man. I'd like to know why she thinks she's so fucking cute; she's fug as hell!!! I love it when they mention her chompers!
Is she delusional? She the furthest thing from "elegant and sophisticated." She reminds me of a line-backer. Good riddance!
I am proud to say that I have never seen any of these shows.
"But seriously, I, for one, will miss Sheree's beautiful delusions of grandeur. It takes a special someone to drive around in a leased $120,000 Porsche with confidence while tumbleweeds blow through her checking account. "
/\/\/\THIS!
Hey...she'd fit in perfectly in LA.
I love me some RHOA, but the reunion truly showed these women for what and who they really are; insecure, delusional, materialistic middle aged women with no true priorities in life except red bottoms and Birkin bags. Every argument and conversation reverted back to how much money someone does/doesn't have in the bank. They are the epitome of "money changes people". Nene is clearly bitter that most of the women on those couches (sans Sheree) has more money than her, no matter how many episodes of Glee or Apprentice she does. Kandi is the only one with any REAL money and Nene resents the fact that her "dildos" have brought her even more fortune. It's all kind of sad that thier patheticness is on display for all of the world to see. Oh well, *sets reminder for part 2 of the reunion on Thursday*
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