Posh Really Went Wild On Her Birthday
Since I consider myself the epitome of restraint, I think of the anniversary of my born day as the only day (besides Christmas, Easter, other people's birthdays, Sundays, any day that a Golden Girls re-run is playing on my TV, etc...) it's acceptable for me to lay on a tarp and widen my mouth with my hands as my loved one throw pieces of sheet cake from Costco into it. Well, Posh is just like me, because she threw a middle finger at her zero calories-a-day diet and put her tiny snout to good use by pigging out on a plate of fruit. Bitch, you so wild.
Posh turned 38 in human years (1,964 in praying mantis alien years) on Tuesday and she celebrated it by having lunch with a group of her friends. Posh was so excited about going food hog wild that she Tweeted a picture of her birthday fruit. The guinea pig chefs who whipped this up made it extra special by writing her name in diarrhea. It's not chocolate sauce. Posh wouldn't go THAT crazy.
But seriously, I doubt Posh even touched that plate of fruit. You know how at fancy rich people weddings, they have a cake that's just for show? You don't touch that cake and instead waiters bring out a dessert that you can eat? That's what that fruit plate was. It was just for show and later on the waiter brought out her real dessert: a bowl of dried grapefruit seeds.
Happy Birthday, Posh! Since you didn't eat any cake on your special day, I'll do it for you! Now where's my tarp?
via UsWeekly
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Me too!!! What was that about?
LMAO
As someone who bakes cakes for a living, I find this insulting and revolting.
that is all.
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
Maybe she's a freak of nature like my hubby who loves veggies and fruits. Fucking weirdo. Seriously, he makes me feel like chris farley in one of those SNL skits.
hubby: Honey, why don't you have some boccoli with your hamburger instead of chili cheese fries?
me: LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING!!
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
That plate of fruit looks damn good. And now I'm hungry.
DICK CLARK has just passed away:
http://www.justjared.com/2012/04/18/dick-clark-dies-at-82/
Dick Clark is dead THE PEOPLE'S POET IS DEAD!
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
Oh, I stand corrected about her mom. She looks quite thin also.
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Douchechill!
Dick Clarks dead? Oh no *sobs* WHHHHYYYYYY? RIP Dick, I'll pray for you. :( Who was he?
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Posh smiling and laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P842Tmi6lrc&feature=related
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Seriously, he's dead??? My daddy is going to be sad now!
Dick Clark has died
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I'd eat that if there was a coupla pork chops on top.....maybe some fries scattered around artistically.
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Posh smiling and laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P842Tmi6lrc&feature=related
Yes, Dick Clark just died of a massive stroke - he's more important than Posh.
her Mom is just like her
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Dick Clark died?
if it had some whipped cream on top it would be yummy!
(Jack's dick and the fruit plate too)
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:38pm.
Has anyone seen her mother? She probably has a fat mom.
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Actually, her mother doesn't seem that big by any standards:
http://tinyurl.com/d63lqnu
I would be very happy to receive this for breakfast on my birthday. It would help greatly with my rationalizing all that beer, bacon and cake later on.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
As much as I love fruits and berries, a B'Day plate of fruit does look strange. On the other hand, I absolutely loath American supermarket cakes,including Costco's red velvet and sheet cakes; too sweet for my taste bud, the frosting is the worst.
Give me a piece of Russian Smetannik any day, anytime, yum yummy yum.For those of you never heard of it, it is a layer cake with thin biscuit type layers filled with lightly honey sweetened sour cream in between.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:20pm.
One slice of cake isn't going to make you morbidly obese you stupid ho!
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No it's not. I'm guessing that somewhere in her family there's a fatty that she's deathly afraid of looking like.
Has anyone seen her mother? She probably has a fat mom.
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Douchechill!
What bothers me more than what she had is that she tweeted it. I sometimes see people tweeting and blogging food pics and I don't get it. Unless you're a professional cook/baker/chef trying to shill, why bother?
Who let the trolls out?
At least have a damn gluten free cupcake or something for chrissakes!
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
Bitch needs to loosen up. Have a fuckin' slice of cake for once. Bitch is miserable because she's always hungry.
I don't like cake, mainly a frosting issue, but it's also too sweet for me.
I do however like Angel Food Cake.
*pops Lindt white chocolate truffle*
jack.......*shaking head and giggling*
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God sometimes you just don't come through
God sometimes you just don't come through
Do you need a woman to look after you
God sometimes you just don't come through
Submitted by Ugly on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:29pm.
Ugly girls who suck hard win big.
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LMAO fuckin quote of the year!
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:20pm.
One slice of cake isn't going to make you morbidly obese you stupid ho!
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No it's not. I'm guessing that somewhere in her family there's a fatty that she's deathly afraid of looking like.
Submitted by Ugly on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:23pm.
Wouldn't that be a hot porno? Some girl frosting a guy's dick with a baker's spatula scooped up with nilla frosting and then licking it off? Has this been done yet?
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Mildly NSFW:
http://rule34.paheal.net/
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat :
I like certain pies, that is all.
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Mmmmm, pecawn pie-ah :-)
What a depressing life.
@ CindyB
Well said! Good luck in your weight loss journey.
@ Jack. OMG you went there with the PB didn't ya?
Submitted by Vern on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:14pm.
Jacko
Hair Pie doesn't count.
:)
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It is low on calories though....unless she's a gusher!:)
I can't hate. That looks delicious.
I've always been a low carb gal, and it annoys me when people assume that you either eat the cake/chocolate/whatever, or you're depriving yourself.
I happen to think that VB does, in fact, have issues with food, men, work etc. It's just that this platter could, in and of itself, be perfectly innocuous.
Is the plate on the floor?
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
*tosses jar of peanut butter in thread and LETS THE DOGS OUT*
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Vern :
Fuck! Even I get Gluten free, egg free, dairy free chocolate cake on my birfday!
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*brings back Southern accent*
Aww, Honey, that's not cake, that's CARDBOARD!
*pushes Red Velvet cupcake across table at you*
White cake with butter creme.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
LOL Jack, you know I don't do alts!!
may be it's a legit offer!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Red Velvet for the win!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
One slice of cake isn't going to make you morbidly obese you stupid ho!
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Douchechill!
Lu32Cy - I'll make you an offer when I get there... GPS shows 12 more hours until arrival. :P
Vern - yes it does.
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
LOL@ MK's post. Yay to Golden Girls re-runs and eating lard-ass cake. Whoot!
That fruit looks good. So no hate here.
fucking fat bitch finally eating something other than lard and bacon, good for her
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm sorry -- but gheez, live a little Posh! One serving of something isn't going to do anything!
I'm in the process of losing weight. I need to lose 100 pounds. Yep. Just admitted *that* and I'm gonna' just keep typing like I never did and I have given up sugar, dairy (except eggs), gluten and grains. I eat lots of fruits, veggies and lean meats and seafood. After a few weeks of this, I actually don't want sugar and such anymore! The first time I realized this is when I had some herb (ahem) and got the munchies and I actually wanted some grapes!
HOWEVER, you can bet your sweet ass when my birthday comes around, I will have some birthday cake (I like cheesecake)! It's ONE day and ONE meal. No one ever EVER got fat from a cookie or piece of cake, etc. It's when you eat the whole pack of cookies or the whole cake or eat them everyday.
Life is just too short. Live. Live, Damn You! Liiiiiive! (my tribute to Young Frankenstein)
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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches. -- Brick Tamaland
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by pixxxie on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:05pm.
I've never liked cake and people insist on birthday cake year after year even though I don't eat it.
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^THIS. I never eat sweets... I can't stand birthday cake, either... I like certain pies, that is all.
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I cannot do pie at all. I don't know but they all sort of creep me out. It's strange. No cake, no pies, no cookies, and no chocolate of any kind. But fruit i'd eat until I pass out. Anything fruity (that sounds bad haha) but i'm all for it.
BRING IT ON!!
oops put in wrong thread.
Jacko
Hair Pie doesn't count.
:)
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:11pm.
You didn't make me an offer :'(