Posh Really Went Wild On Her Birthday
Since I consider myself the epitome of restraint, I think of the anniversary of my born day as the only day (besides Christmas, Easter, other people's birthdays, Sundays, any day that a Golden Girls re-run is playing on my TV, etc...) it's acceptable for me to lay on a tarp and widen my mouth with my hands as my loved one throw pieces of sheet cake from Costco into it. Well, Posh is just like me, because she threw a middle finger at her zero calories-a-day diet and put her tiny snout to good use by pigging out on a plate of fruit. Bitch, you so wild.
Posh turned 38 in human years (1,964 in praying mantis alien years) on Tuesday and she celebrated it by having lunch with a group of her friends. Posh was so excited about going food hog wild that she Tweeted a picture of her birthday fruit. The guinea pig chefs who whipped this up made it extra special by writing her name in diarrhea. It's not chocolate sauce. Posh wouldn't go THAT crazy.
But seriously, I doubt Posh even touched that plate of fruit. You know how at fancy rich people weddings, they have a cake that's just for show? You don't touch that cake and instead waiters bring out a dessert that you can eat? That's what that fruit plate was. It was just for show and later on the waiter brought out her real dessert: a bowl of dried grapefruit seeds.
Happy Birthday, Posh! Since you didn't eat any cake on your special day, I'll do it for you! Now where's my tarp?
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Good for Victoria, she maintains healthy food choices even when most people choose unhealthy traditional cake.
Victoria should(& obviously DOES) feel comfortable to post pics of her healthy delights since most people are constantly bombarding twitter and facebook with pics of grease piles of GMO garbage they find tasty.
Most people catch attitudes and talk shit about women like Victoria just because she prefers different cuisine. To each their own.
I am all for Victoria's figure and healthy choice in cuisine. It isn't about 'keeping her husband', it is most likely because she lives and prefers a healthy lifestyle plus knows she is in the public eye and she cares about her image.
She seems to be healthy enough to have given birth to multiple healthy looking children & carried them to term.
If she weren't in good health, she may not have even been able to conceive. Anyway, I bet Victoria would maintain her frame even if she was single.
Victoria, pay no attention to the fatties & only eat organic.
this isn't really about posh.. but contrary to popular belief that one slice won't kill ya..
that's not entirely true.. some of us cannot have just one slice or a cheat day as it leaves you craving for more and more of it.
I have to stay away from certain types of food because I cannot just have it once a year or whatever..
it sucks but it's the truth :\
I worked really hard to kick junk food out of my life and it would really suck donkey b@lls if my body started craving it again :(
so fucking sad...
all that money and she does this shit cuz she lives in a world where her husband's dick fucks anything in heels and has boobs.
but at least she has a black amex to swipe at any store she wants!!!!
Thanks mefunigirl! I'm going to try making this on Saturday. We'll have to compare. Watching the videos (even in Russian) was helpful...for the dough texture, how to press it into a springform, what it looks like after baking, etc.
I Googled 'Russian Restaurants' and found one down in Detroit (Harper Woods) called Royal Eagle. It's built on the grounds of a Russian Monastery. Talked to a couple friends, and we're going to make a "girl-friends trip" to visit there this summer! (From the reviews, it sounds like I may regret my gastric bypass, lol.) Can't wait!!!
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Oh my god! Posh is such a disgusting gluttonous eater! it's no wonder she is so fat!
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Submitted by JoJo on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 9:53pm.
I found a couple online, but this here seems like a really good one, so it's the one I am trying:
http://food52.com/recipes/10991_smetannik_russian_cake_with_sour_cream_f...
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here's a link to the one you posted, if you're using google, have it translate the page for you:
http://www.videoculinary.ru once translated, look for pies and cakes on left, go there, and you'll see it down below.
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mmm, thanks Within!
*hands bowl of freshly whipped, lightly sugared and vanilla-ed cream to WR, after putting a dollop on her pie*
Call me "Big Pie Ho"!
*clinks coffee cup in toast*
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God don't like ugly.
It's better than cake but still a fair number of calories.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
You know bitch only ate one piece of fruit (for show) and then went to the restroom and puked it up. Probably took laxatives when she got home, too.
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I freely admit that I love commercial cakes with the goopy icing and I'm not alone. At every office birthday there's a group of us competing for the corner piece with the big frosting 'rose'.
I like fruit salad too (although mine are never quite as fancy), but if anyone ever served that instead of cake on my birthday, there would be a very cranky birthday girl.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by VitaminF on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:39pm.
Can anyone translate this for me???!!!???
OMG! I want to make this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwUeptnd9mU
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Probably all her friends had a hell of a time trying to figure out what to do for her birthday and one of them said jokingly, "How about we just give her FRUIT instead of a CAKE, hardy har" and then they were like, "Um, wait. That's a good idea."
I wouldn't even take this woman's shoe collection if I had to eat like she does in exchange. I am jealous of her $$$, but fuck! I could not eat this way all my life, even for a closet full of Gucci and Vuitton.
Televised, Red Velvet Cake is yum yum, and Ice Cream cake... OK, better stop before I get carried away again hahaha ♥
Hope you're doing better btw! *passes ya a slice of cherry pie and a great cup of coffee* ;)
OnT: Don't know if Poshy ate anything but that fruit plate looks delicious!
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The fruit looks really good but damn Posh its your birthday! Let go a little!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:45pm.
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honey, you forgot Red Velvet Cake....
mmmmmmmmmm.....with cream cheese frosting (good god)
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Submitted by VitaminF on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:39pm.
was looking for something that everyone hasn't done to death. Have all the stuff in my pantry am making this tomorrow (since I have to wait on the sour cream being drained) thanks!!
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
You know what's sad? I haven't had fresh fruit like that in so long, that it honestly looks more delicious to me than a slice of cake would. Cake is overrated. Pie is better.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 5:28pm.
She screams "insecurity". Probably if she gained a pound she'd get dumped like any other sports wife so she keeps up the "I must eat fruit and leaves to remain lovely for David." You know he wants something new, don't you girl. About 20 years younger than you. If Becks left her she'd eat a bakery the next day.
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I get the sense he's already getting some on the side, left and right, and she just puts up with it because that's what athletes' wives do.
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Winter is coming!
CindyBman, good for you! And you're right, Posh needs to live a little... ;p
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Don't mind her and I love fruit, but seriously, have a little bite!
Tres leches cake... Black Forest cake... White Chocolate Raspberry... Cheesecake... Pound cake... Mascarpone-Filled Cake with Berries... Angel Food cake... Mixed-Berry Chiffon cake... Twelve-Layer Mocha cake... Rocky Road cake... Lemon Curd Mousse cake... Tiramisu... Chocolate Ganache... Fruit cake
"Now where's my tarp?" <333
HB to Posh and dang her man is fine! ;]
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At least have some Nutella with that fruit. Jesus Crust.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
what's unattractive about this toothpick isn't her weight, face or anything physical...it's that fact that she seems overly obsessed with her BMI that it is beyond OCD.
I mean really, having no vices is a vice.
Submitted by VitaminF on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:39pm.
Give me a piece of Russian Smetannik any day, anytime, yum yummy yum.For those of you never heard of it, it is a layer cake with thin biscuit type layers filled with lightly honey sweetened sour cream in between.
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OMG....I would die and go to Heaven!!!
Do you have a recipe?
Dear God, I just Googled it. I HAVE to make this...and it will kill me, and I will be okay with that...
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She screams "insecurity". Probably if she gained a pound she'd get dumped like any other sports wife so she keeps up the "I must eat fruit and leaves to remain lovely for David." You know he wants something new, don't you girl. About 20 years younger than you. If Becks left her she'd eat a bakery the next day.
a cake made outta fruit!? nothing special! i'm sure she eats fruit on a daily basis anyway. a nice piece of cake would do no harm to her skeletal figure.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I see those fruit tart things at Wegmans n they look nasty something about frosting and doughnuts makes my teeth itch..guess i'm odd
I see those fruit tart things at Wegmans n they look nasty something about frosting and doughnuts makes my teeth itch..guess i'm odd
That skinny bitch won't even have cake for her b-day. I wouldn't want HER life.
I can't hate on Poshie. She's a funny bitch....really.
I'm not rich, but I really enjoy my food, so I'm good.
*drums fingers*
Where art thou OP?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:41pm.
if it had some whipped cream on top it would be yummy!
(Jack's dick and the fruit plate too)
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HAHAHAHAHAA I just saw this you tramp!
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 4:11pm.
*looks around* what the fuck happened in here???
Anyway, MK is going to stuff his mouth with cake? He does know cake is slang for pussy right?
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Sometimes cake means a delicous bakery product smothered in buttercream frosting.
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Or it can mean the profits made from selling drugs, pimping and a plethora of other unsavory activities....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
TALLY WACKER!!!!
any time anyone is too fucking friendly and acts like everyone's oldest BFF, is can be easily identified as of the species PIP!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 4:09pm.
Oh my, please don't bring my tallywhacker in to this!
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Oh Jack please.......your tallywhacker is always in the middle of these things.;-)
*looks around* what the fuck happened in here???
Anyway, MK is going to stuff his mouth with cake? He does know cake is slang for pussy right?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
The mods are on their game today, damm that was fast editing.
ON TOPIC: Posh eats fruit, yeah right, she licks it and puts it back.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
*looks around* what the fuck happened in here???
Anyway, MK is going to stuff his mouth with cake? He does know cake is slang for pussy right?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
*looks around* what the fuck happened in here???
Anyway, MK is going to stuff his mouth with cake? He does know cake is slang for pussy right?
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Oh my, please don't bring my tallywhacker in to this!
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
Snowy if you ask me to do maths imma have to borrow Jackos dick for the .5 calculations.
Not PIP = Pip, do the maths
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
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mefunigirl, dont let this foolishness get up your nose. There are plenty of us hefers that are getting chocolate chocolate cake for their birfdays!
LMAo @ Jacko, nice to see you kdraco!xoxoxoxox
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
@ SalmaNella (hope I spelled that right - from memory)
Thanks for the well wishes!
Already lost 20!
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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches. -- Brick Tamaland
who tweets that they had a fucking cake made of fruit for their birthday?
That fruit looks better than any cake I've ever seen.
aw man. RIP Dick Clark. I'll always remember watching "Dick Clark's Rockin Eve" on NYE as a kid and feeling really badass because I stayed up until Midnight (take that, parents!)
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