New Year's Eve Is Canceled FOREVER!
The most overused phrase of 2012 is "the Mayans were right," but really, the Mayans were right, because 2012 is frozen is in time now that Dick Clark is no longer here to count us down into the next year. TMZ says that Dick went up to the great big American Bandstand in the sky this at the age of 82.
Dick underwent some kind of outpatient procedure at L.A.'s St. John's Hospital late last night and his agent tells ABC News that he died of a "massive heart attack" afterward. Dick suffered a major stroke in 2004 and shortly after he semi-retired from hosting "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve," but still came back every year.
Dick is survived by his wife Kari Wigton (Side note: Wigton is a hot last name) and his three children. Aaaand we're left with Ryan Seacrest. Seriously, cancel January 31st.


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..well the Mayans called it didn't they....no more New Years Eve's kids...pack it up!!!
TEAM MEATBLOCKS!
(And Mrs. PC, you are confusing Dick Clark with Ed McMahon. He died with Bob Hope's dick up his butt and a smile on his fat face.)
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 12:03pm.
Was the death AID$-related?
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you just really go far, and out of your way to be a dumbbell dontcha?... silly, just silly.
OT: rest in peace, Mr. Clark.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Meatblocks: Dick Clark was a self made billionaire who was admired by millions around the world for his peerless hosting skills. Have some respect you wanker.
Was the death AID$-related?
The guy from Men at Work Died, so that rounds out the famous three! Mike Wallace, Dick Clark, the guy from Men at Work.
At least I grew up with Dick Clark and not his bland, tired ass replacement, Ryan Semencrest!
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A post-stroke Dick Clark was still more entertaining than Seacrest, Griffin, Cooper, or Daly. Also agree with those who said it's good to know when to bow out gracefully.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Not a fan of Dick's. I found him boring, and he needed to retire a LONG time ago. He was one those people who die on their jobs. Weird how he followed Mike Wallace. Wonder who is next if it is the famous threes.
I can see Gaycrest being the new Dick Clark.
Say Goodnight Dick.
Meatblocks on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:12pm.
phhhhht. dick clark. color me unimpressed. the male vanna white. dude somehow managed status via no talent (just repetition at best).
i stopped watching the fuckin ball when my parents stopped being in charge of my new years eve.
and that "world's oldest teenager" shit? -it was just that -shit. he and his bottle of vitalis always looked as old as his birth certificate.
and he wasn't as squeaky clean as he promoted himself as. i do believe his marriages were ended due to his cheating and he cheated on his last wife with this latest one.
he's just one sex tape above a kardashian and mother theresa did not have to move an inch to make room for his dead ass.
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*gulp swallow and mouth open wide*
Damn.........!
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John Garfield
No one lives forever
Gotta call it a night and groom the pussy. And by pussy, I mean my Persian cat you twisted fucks.
All of you Caption hookers made a pissy day so much better. *passionate fondles* :D
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 10:56pm.
I think I am the only one who didn't find it awkward when he hosted NYE after his stroke. I hate strokes the way most people here hate cancer (my beloved grandfather suffered from one and died subsequently after), so for me, Dick's slurred speech was a small victory for all stroke survivors. I hated when people made fun of him. I thought it took great courage and lots of determination for him to come back on TV.
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ITA, very well said Bunny!
RIP!
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Beautifully said Bunny
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Didn't Dick Clark have a third nipple?
@Stan
No haz recall. Prove it! LOL
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I love Dick.
And you too Mr. Clark.
R.I.P.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 10:39pm.
Happy New Year Bacon! Oh wait...we already did that.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 10:39pm.
@Stan
One ball drop on individual occasions means NYE. Two means that you are a teabagger. *adjusting yoga pants*
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OMG, that was funny. hahahahaha!!
phhhhht. dick clark. color me unimpressed. the male vanna white. dude somehow managed status via no talent (just repetition at best).
i stopped watching the fuckin ball when my parents stopped being in charge of my new years eve.
and that "world's oldest teenager" shit? -it was just that -shit. he and his bottle of vitalis always looked as old as his birth certificate.
and he wasn't as squeaky clean as he promoted himself as. i do believe his marriages were ended due to his cheating and he cheated on his last wife with this latest one.
he's just one sex tape above a kardashian and mother theresa did not have to move an inch to make room for his dead ass.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 10:56pm.
I think I am the only one who didn't find it awkward when he hosted NYE after his stroke. I hate strokes the way most people here hate cancer (my beloved grandfather suffered from one and died subsequently after), so for me, Dick's slurred speech was a small victory for all stroke survivors. I hated when people made fun of him. I thought it took great courage and lots of determination for him to come back on TV.
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I hate both strokes and cancer--let's face it; they suck.
It was sad when people made fun of him but for Chrissake, what was he thinking?! It's over, Dude. Sometimes, you gotta know when to go, and he clearly didn't. Turn the hosting duties over to a more capable person, say goodnight, and enjoy the fact that you had a very, very nice run.
Instead he subjected everyone to his painfully cringeworthy attempts to do what he could no longer do by any reasonable standard, and it was brutal to behold.
RIP Dick Clark. I grew up watching him on his various shows...he gets a free pass from me just for the nostalgia factor alone and because his wife looks like an eccentric cat.
I think I am the only one who didn't find it awkward when he hosted NYE after his stroke. I hate strokes the way most people here hate cancer (my beloved grandfather suffered from one and died subsequently after), so for me, Dick's slurred speech was a small victory for all stroke survivors. I hated when people made fun of him. I thought it took great courage and lots of determination for him to come back on TV.
@Stan
One ball drop on individual occasions means NYE. Two means that you are a teabagger. *adjusting yoga pants*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by crazyassmom on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 4:58pm.
And hIs speech had impoved DRAMATICALLY from his first year back. He had to have worked his ass off with his ST to have recovered as much of his speech, and he sounded really good this past year!
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He sounded *better* than he had; agreed. And God knows it's a terrible struggle to regain speech after a stroke--no question.
But he was still fucking painful to watch as he marble-mouthed in the New Year. Yes I am going to hell.
I think he knew the Mayans were right and decided to check out early to get a good seat.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
I'm not sad because Dick Clark will never die. He pulled this same stunt in 1874, during the period of Reconstruction. He'll be back, he always is.
RIP Dick
...and what so special about January 31st?
Don Cornelius Forever.
Doubt the Grammies are going to forget the passing of this uptight white guy.
American Bandstand was the premier rock n roll show - extremely instrumental in the history of ROCK. RIP, Mr. Clark.... you will be missed even more now.
sads.............
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Damn it. Goodnight, and Happy Rockin New Year's Eve, Dick Clark. We'll be thinking of you en masse come end of this year. rip
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Sorry, MK, that's December 31st... back to the story.
Rest in peace, Mr. Clark.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
RIP, Dick. You are awesome.
I remember a documentary he was on about two mentally disabled twins. They could not live by themselves. They lived with a sister, I believe.
Anyway, they were OBSESSED with Dick Clark. They knew every single minute detail about him. At the end of the show, he invited them to see him at his home in Los Angeles. I thought that was very sweet. He seemed like a nice guy.
Enjoy Heaven, Dick!
"Dick Clark, host and producer of American Bandstand, attempted to steal Soul Train's market share with a similarly themed program called Soul Unlimited, whose brief run on ABC in 1973 was controversial for its pronounced racial overtures. Clark ended Soul Unlimited after a handful of airings and agreed to work with Cornelius on a series of network specials featuring African-American artists."
from Wikipedia
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 5:06pm.
Bet this is the first time Dick's been stiff in years!!!!
lol!! Team V!!
RIP, Dick!
January 31st: Cancelled!
What were we celebrating? *muah*
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:52pm.
I hope he and Don Cornelius are spinning some tunes and hosting a dance off somewhere in the great beyond.
Me too, Ms. Sally, very nicely put. I used to rush home after school to watch him on "Where The Action Is." Not ashamed to say I first learned to dance watching Bandstand many, many moons ago. RIP Dick, New Year's Eve won't be the same.
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NOOOOOOOO!!!! Poor Dick Clark. This is so sad.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
"I just can't get past the line "Dick suffered a major stroke in 2004". I'm Irish, my dick only gets little strokes."
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My gawd that was perfect.
RIP Dick, another piece o' my childhood has passed to the next world.
I've watched DC drop his new Years Eve balls too many times to count. RIP Dick.
Submitted by youarestupid on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:41pm.
Hologram dick for NYE2013
LOL! Or at least a Weekend at Bernies thing.
Hologram dick for NYE2013
RIP America's Oldest Teenager.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:16pm.
OMG! Bacon bit! Soooooooo cute! : )
Oh, man. *kicks desk* Watched the crap out of American Bandstand when I was a bacon bit. RIP, Mr. Clark.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 4:05pm.
Bummer! Too bad Seacrest couldnt have gone instead.
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Loved American Bandstand. RIP.
RIP, Mr. Clark and thank you.
/old enough to have watched American Bandstand and more NYEs with him than i can count (hate going out NYE - amateur night). and i remember when he took heat for having Black acts on Bandstand.
//should have been you, Seacrest
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
You should have used, like the article linked, a photo from the 50s when he was such a baby face. He really was historic, like it said he had the first dance show kids/teens raced home from school to watch every day nationwide and every pop star eventually showed up. The guy was MTV before MTV.
I really disliked him and Ed MacMahon during the peepaw years. "Just show the damn bloopers!"
Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 5:36pm.
IMO, Michael Moore is a hypocritical asshole who doesn't mind slamming everyone for "profiteering", BUT doesn't mind profiteering himself.