Evening Crumbs

April 18, 2012 / Posted by:

The exact moment when Selena Gomez finally says to herself, “Why me? Where did I go wrong? Why is my boyfriend having a playdate with a more age appropriate girlfriend? I wonder what that dad is doing later?” – Lainey Gossip

“Oh, so that’s why your coochie tasted like black licorice that day” said Kelly Brook’s hot piece of a boyfriend – The Superficial

FYI: Miranda Kerr can comb the back of her head with her foot – Hollywood Tuna

Kanye says that something that sounds like something he’d say doesn’t even sound like something he’d say – Celebitchy

Behold, Ashley Tisdale’s thighgina – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Madge is a proud graduate of the Do As I Say Not As I Do School of Parenting – Towleroad

Because you should definitely wear a catsuit that makes it look like you’ve got a herpes rash (as drawn by Lisa Frank) on your snatch – Go Fug Yourself

I’ll be in my room with picture #3 – The Berry

Cut it while cooking? Chipmunk, please. What really happened is that Trace Cyrus almost bit Miley’s finger off when she dropped a little apple sauce on it. – IDLYITW

My thoughts and prayers are with the 6 adult men (including her husband) who had to help Mimi get out of this position – ICYDK

Brooklyn Decker is wearing panties. In GQ. That is all. – Popoholic

Kate Hudson demonstrates the new and most forward thing in parenting: the human neti pot! Take that, Alicia Silverstone! – Popsugar

Yes, it’s the Golden Showers Girls (not a Kardashian post) – OMG Blog

Okay, how many blunts did RiRi give Time to get on the Most Influential list? – Just Jared

I’d totally do Reese Witherspoon’s Photoshopped chin – Cityrag

At first I was like, “Jenny McCarthy is looking hoooo-oh wait”Hollywood Rag

Adam Levine fapped into that mug, right? – SOW

There’s a thin line between dropping a drunk fart and letting out a poop pebble, and Xtina definitely crossed it in this picture – I’m Not Obsessed

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