Evening Crumbs
The exact moment when Selena Gomez finally says to herself, "Why me? Where did I go wrong? Why is my boyfriend having a playdate with a more age appropriate girlfriend? I wonder what that dad is doing later?" - Lainey Gossip
"Oh, so that's why your coochie tasted like black licorice that day" said Kelly Brook's hot piece of a boyfriend - The Superficial
FYI: Miranda Kerr can comb the back of her head with her foot - Hollywood Tuna
Kanye says that something that sounds like something he'd say doesn't even sound like something he'd say - Celebitchy
Behold, Ashley Tisdale's thighgina - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Madge is a proud graduate of the Do As I Say Not As I Do School of Parenting - Towleroad
Because you should definitely wear a catsuit that makes it look like you've got a herpes rash (as drawn by Lisa Frank) on your snatch - Go Fug Yourself
I'll be in my room with picture #3 - The Berry
Cut it while cooking? Chipmunk, please. What really happened is that Trace Cyrus almost bit Miley's finger off when she dropped a little apple sauce on it. - IDLYITW
My thoughts and prayers are with the 6 adult men (including her husband) who had to help Mimi get out of this position - ICYDK
Brooklyn Decker is wearing panties. In GQ. That is all. - Popoholic
Kate Hudson demonstrates the new and most forward thing in parenting: the human neti pot! Take that, Alicia Silverstone! - Popsugar
Yes, it's the Golden Showers Girls (not a Kardashian post) - OMG Blog
Okay, how many blunts did RiRi give Time to get on the Most Influential list? - Just Jared
I'd totally do Reese Witherspoon's Photoshopped chin - Cityrag
At first I was like, "Jenny McCarthy is looking hoooo-oh wait" - Hollywood Rag
Adam Levine fapped into that mug, right? - SOW
There's a thin line between dropping a drunk fart and letting out a poop pebble, and Xtina definitely crossed it in this picture - I'm Not Obsessed
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Hate to admit it but he looks like a nice guy. Hope he stays that way.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:11pm.
What a bitchy slag, she couldn't smile just a tad?? It's not like the 5 year old is gonna steal her 'man'!! That little girl looks so happy, that encounter probably made her year! Selena is acting like a sourpuss twat. Hate to admit it but Beiber just got some respect. Good for him for being nice to a young fan.
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Grudgingly agreed. This picture made me feel sort of....tolerant of Beiber.
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Stop picking on Justin and Selena! They have young love and we all wish we had that again!
Love the fact that Miley's mom, grandma and boyfriend took her to the ER. That's family love!
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Either Selena is just a moody bitch or she's checked out of this relationship. The face speaks volumes. He's toast.
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Amen Twatty, C6 and everyone else, on the Brando circa Streetcar!! Cary was lovely too! ;)
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I first heard about Mel being a racist and an asshole around 2000, while working at a well known hospital. Mel did not want anything to do with the Filipino nurses. I'm so glad his secret is out - he's NUTS.
Bieb's new haircut makes him look like a lesbian.
The golden showers girls was quite intertaining.
Never seen a show with Selena, but she looks slightly bored in every picture that I've seen her in.
C6 -- yeah, it is an understatement. I watch "A Streetcar Named Desire" every single time it is on, plus any other movie he was in. That scene where he takes his shirt off and Blanche DuBois' panties nearly explode is really hot. He was the sex.
Also, Beiber is now on "the list" for that banner pic, right? He registered, right??
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse & Houston, 2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Not gonna lie..i'm saddened "nocturnal emissions" didn't make the cut as a tag. Miranda CUR'S whole "beatific smiling all the damned time" routine makes me grind my teeth. It's truly annoying.all of those idiots standing around smiling at her twisting her foot up reminds me of my aunt and husband calling everyone into the room to look at their toddler stand on her head! Isn't that amazing!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:34pm.
I agree about a young Marlon Brando; his ass was fine!!!
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TM, I remember, shit, about a year or so we were discussing his fine young ass in the yesteryear OPs of gold. I had his Streetcar pic up as my avi for a month in homage of some date of significance to him. Fine is an understatement with him in those years.
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I agree about a young Marlon Brando; his ass was fine!!!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:24pm.
Oh, I totally agree. I just hope he just takes himself out. Maybe his dad, too.
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Kelly Brook's hot piece bf #lookattheexrugbyabs
Brando is #1!
'Golden Shower Girls' video - ROTFLMFAO!!! ;D
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Never noticed that Bieber had such long fingers before.....hmm.....
Wow Selena LOOKS CUNTY!
Adam: why???? Hmm nm, I would still hit it!
Sigh. Justin Bieber is so boring.
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 5:35pm.
Adam Levine looks like one of the cast members from "Revenge of the Nerds"
Ha Ha Ha - I get the, "Frank Grimes" vibe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer%27s_Enemy
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:47pm.
Mel Gibson is on the direct path to a manslaughter charge. and i'm not even trying to be funny -- i honestly think his rage is out of control to the point that he is going to snap and kill someone one day. i predict he will be the next big celebrity defendant murder trial.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
no one will ever compare to young marlon. ever.
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i thought the DILF in the Bieber photo was Steve Mariucci. [i know you don't know who he is. google it.]
Serena's expression is worthy of a "Caption This" contest all by itself.
and, i'll say the same thing about Time's Most Influential list that i say every damn year -- "but it feels so empty without me!"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Before I clicked the link, I actually thought Kate Hudson WAS demonstrating the Human/Mommy netti pot snot sucking that is an actual practice in many countries. I think the American new wave hippy version of this is the mouth tubes for sucking snot.
http://www.thejubers.com/the-snot-sucker
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I'm kinda liking Christina's outfit...
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Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 5:35pm.
Adam Levine looks like one of the cast members from "Revenge of the Nerds"
Ha Ha Ha - I get the, "Frank Grimes" vibe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer%27s_Enemy
TMZ has the audio of Mad Mel's rant in front of Eszterhas' kid.
Dude is cray-cray. Eszterhas is damn lucky he didn't hurt his family.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/18/mel-gibson-audio-tape-rant-costa-rica-joe-...
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Jesus on a cracker, Mariah your fifteen minutes of fame were up in 1998, give it a fucking rest already.
her and Jlo need to find rocks to crawl under.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:12pm.
You're so right, plus beauty is in the eye of the beholder. For me, someone like Elle McPherson has a rockin body, imo, while Decker just looks odd to me.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:00pm.
Brooklyn Decker is a butterface
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No shit Twatty! I think she is really fug faced, and compared to other swimsuit models, her body is kinda odd too. It's the hips or something that are off. The thing that really irks me about her is she thinks she is the hottest thing since donut grease!
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It seems like all you have to do these days is "brand" someone as being incredibily hot or cute and it gets them a surprising amount of mileage....like the whole People mag beautiful people list that essentially is brokered by agents. It usually is not accurate. Its marketing and the 17-34 demographic are suckers for that stuff.
Having said that, I think that Decker chick is above average in the hot bod dept.
What a bitchy slag, she couldn't smile just a tad?? It's not like the 5 year old is gonna steal her 'man'!! That little girl looks so happy, that encounter probably made her year! Selena is acting like a sourpuss twat. Hate to admit it but Beiber just got some respect. Good for him for being nice to a young fan.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:00pm.
Brooklyn Decker is a butterface
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No shit Twatty! I think she is really fug faced, and compared to other swimsuit models, her body is kinda odd too. It's the hips or something that are off. The thing that really irks me about her is she thinks she is the hottest thing since donut grease!
Brooklyn Decker is a butterface. That Alice Eve girl is way too pretty to be mistaken for slutty, horse-faced Jenny McCarthy.
So you like Stanley (Marlon Brando). That movie has been said to have best American dialog ever written and it's hard to argue. I love Vivien Leigh's "You don't have a sensitive bone in your body you being polack..." and Stanley screaming "PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES!"
Those pictures just remind me we'll never have Marilyn or Audrey again. :(
they look like cartoon characters to me like he should have two lines drawn down his chin like howdy doody n she looks like something from strawberry shortcake
That Miranda Kerr is certainly turning into a sales pimp and famewhore for everything.
Aww, the photo of Kate Hudson and her baby is very sweet.
Mariah is starting to resemble my drunk auntie who wears age inappropriate clothes and ALWAYS wants you to take her picture while she attempts ridiculous poses.
Dog-that's his Kid'n'play hairs.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I don't understand that picture. Is that child sporting some 70's bush?
*reports to debil's closet*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Selena...fucking over it. LOL
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Adam Levine looks like one of the cast members from "Revenge of the Nerds"
Is Bieber kidding with that hair?
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