Do We Really Expect GOOPY To Walk Amongst The Peons?
Point A on the Google map above is the Stella McCartney store in West Hollywood and if you drag your eyes all the way across the street, stop to drop some water in them, drag them more, stop to wipe off the peon breath with a Chanel baby wipe and keep going, you'll eventually land on point B, Madeo's in West Hollywood. I know, can you believe they're in the same city?!!!!!. (Your eyeballs might need to catch a few breaths after going on that long journey, so take all the time you need before moving on.) If we can barely make that Lawrence of Arabia-like trek with our eyes, how can anyone expect cuntress of her own universe, Fishsticks Paltrow, to make that same journey in real life and on foot?! We shouldn't and that's why I do not appreciate this story from Page Six.
After the party for Paul McCartney's new video, a bunch of guests including Miranda Kerr, Jane Fonda, Orlando Bloom and Amy Smart walked 0.06 miles to have dinner together at Madeo's. As those suckers walked on the dirty sidewalk, Fishy and her asshole husband Chris Martin were chauffeured there in a Lincoln Town Car. Apparently, the car ride took all of 10 seconds.
Page Six thinks this is funny, because Fishy tries to be some kind of environmentalist and has done green public service announcements in the past. To which I say, um, Fishy does care about the environment. She protected the environment in the bubble that surrounds her and that's honestly the only environment we should care about.
Do you know what could've happened if Fishy went on the 3 minute-long walk all the way to Madeo's? She could've walked by a poor eating McDonald's. What if the poor coughed and she accidentally inhaled its McDonald's-infused breath? She would've had to go on a cleanse for at least 389 days to get the toxic-ness out of her pure system? Sure, her slaves could've carried her on a Versace throne, but what if a non-organic leaf from a non-organic tree brushed her face? Think of all the crushed diamond facials she would have to go through to get her face skin back to its pristine state? And Fishy can't set foot on a public sidewalk unless it's been power washed with Voss.
So really, Fishy did do her part for our (not her) environment. Think of all the diamonds and glass Voss bottles that were spared from her taking that ride in a Town Car. Speaking of, she took a TOWN CAR! Do they even make those in Europe? I swear, what more do you monsters want from this woman?
Bitches are just jealous because her carbon footprint was made with a Louboutin. Stay hating, poor whores. Stay. Hating.
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i want to shove a spiky baseball bat up her arse
I can't believe all the haters...
She's european royalty, how do you expect her to know how to navigate in California?
Give her a break!!
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I walk in L.A. just to spite peeps...fuck you for paying $5 a gallon, let me walk just to irritate you for zero dollars a gallon mudderfucker!!
no homeless folks on that block, but if you are lucky you will catch a hot tranny whose five o'clock shadow hasn't hit yet...used to see them all the time on the way to work...too sessy for words...
there are no poors anywhere near that block.
she just couldn't walk in those reedickless shoes.
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:17pm.
I think that this is just an old joke.
Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom and Jane Fonda walked into a bar in Hollywood arguing over which country was the greatest.
Miranda Kerr said "Australia because we say 'blimey mate' and have kangaroos". Then she ordered a Foster's Lager and chugged it.
Orlando Bloom said "England, because we say 'blimey' and have a Queen". Then he ordered a Johnny Walker Black and Water and chugged it.
Then Jane Fonda said, 'Fuck you, you imperialist lackeys' and did Aerobics and tipped the bartender 100 dollars of Ted Turner's money.
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Hahahahahahahaha... AHH HAHAHAHAHAHA Flawless!!!!
MK the sublime cuntiness you spew forth whenever you post about Fishsticks like an acid rain savagly melting a bed of white lilies in the sun...and I must say...You complete me.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 4:01pm
replace "eat some canned cheese" with "smoke a bowl" and i think you got it
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
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It's very hard for white people to walk in LA. Nobody does it. Not even for 3 blocks. You are stared at mercilessly by passing cars, as if a freak.
Fact.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:34pm.
And yet people who are much more famous deigned to walk on the common sidewalk… and clearly were not mobbed.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Do you really expect fishsticks to walk on a common sidewalk that the little people walk on?
She probably needed the privacy to eat some canned cheese.
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and of that list of people who walked or could have walked, this bitch and her whore husband are the only ones this poor would have ignored. and by "ignored," i mean "spit on"
ETA: this story is even more amusing if you read "Madeo's" as "Madea's" and imagine GOOP walking up on Tyler Perry in apron-wearing drag waving a cleaver and a .45. or, maybe that's just how my brain "works"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It's always the rich green freaks who leave the biggest carbon footprint.
She can't walk in those ugly "Vans" and her coochie can't breave in those stoopid pants.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Her outfit looks awful and is it Stella McCartney I wonder. No wonder she is hiding in that Town Car.
That is so funny, they went from Clark to Swall. Those are the two streets I park on when I meet my boyfriend after work.
And there is no danger of running into a poor around there, everything is Chanel, Michael Kors, Kitson, the Ivy...I guess there is a sunglasses hut next to Michael Kors you could run into somebody who is merely above average wealth there
Ah that's nothin'. Anna Wintour has her minion-slaves carry her bony ass up and down stairs if the elevator's out. I think it was Tim Gunn who told that story, and I believe ever-thang Tim says.
Goopy needs to step up her selfish cunt game.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:55pm.
This reminds me of the scene in "The Devil's Advocate" (shut up) when Al Pacino is taking Keanu Reeves on the subway and Keanu Reeves is like 'wtf dude, we're VIPs we should be in a limo, why are we taking the bway like some peons and shit?' and Al Pacino is like 'hey, this is the fastest way to get where you're going and I'mm'a speak spanish to these scary dudes so they know not to mess with us in our fancy suits'.
See, even though Al Pacino **SPOILER ALERT** was the Devil and could have zapped himself to the meeting, he wanted to teach Keanu Reeves that no matter how important you are, you should always be in touch with what the little people know, because sometimes their ways are best. And you have to know how to relate to the scary poors because otherwise they will mess with you.
But I did love Goopy in "The Royal Tenenbaums" and "Great Expectations" and "A Perfect Murder" and "Sylvia" (shut up) and "The Talented Mr. Ripley".
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I thought she was stunning in "A Perfect Murder" and I liked "Royal Tennenbaums." "Sylvia" was good too. And that movie in London, was it "Sliding Doors"? She can be good, but her pretentious nature doesn't seal the deal.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:55pm.
This reminds me of the scene in "The Devil's Advocate" (shut up) when Al Pacino is taking Keanu Reeves on the subway and Keanu Reeves is like 'wtf dude, we're VIPs we should be in a limo, why are we taking the bway like some peons and shit?' and Al Pacino is like 'hey, this is the fastest way to get where you're going and I'mm'a speak spanish to these scary dudes so they know not to mess with us in our fancy suits'.
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That movie is fucking awesome.
I actually don't mind GOOPY as an actress...I did NOT think she was that good in Shakespeare in Love though, and that she's had better roles. It's just offscreen where she's insufferable.
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Winter is coming!
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:22pm.
goole maps are fun. especially the street views. you can look up people you know or people you used to know and get a great view of their house. i know, kind of creepy. no harm intended. but who can resist if it is there
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After I got my iPad I took a google maps trip to Paris and Greece.
STUNNING!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:52pm.
In Goop's defense, it gets really tiring being hounded by fans and the paps all the time
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Thank you, see Nella's the voice of reason:)
OR SalmaNella IS Whamo
OR Whamo slipped SalmaNella a $20..
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Whamo slipped me something alright...ha ha
Actually, I have a girl crush on Goopster. I bet she smells really good.
She wouldn't dare walk with Jane Fonda.
Jane would tear her a new one if she had
to listen to any of goops drivel.
Cosign with Hekki (shut up).
This reminds me of the scene in "The Devil's Advocate" (shut up) when Al Pacino is taking Keanu Reeves on the subway and Keanu Reeves is like 'wtf dude, we're VIPs we should be in a limo, why are we taking the bway like some peons and shit?' and Al Pacino is like 'hey, this is the fastest way to get where you're going and I'mm'a speak spanish to these scary dudes so they know not to mess with us in our fancy suits'.
See, even though Al Pacino **SPOILER ALERT** was the Devil and could have zapped himself to the meeting, he wanted to teach Keanu Reeves that no matter how important you are, you should always be in touch with what the little people know, because sometimes their ways are best. And you have to know how to relate to the scary poors because otherwise they will mess with you.
But I did love Goopy in "The Royal Tenenbaums" and "Great Expectations" and "A Perfect Murder" and "Sylvia" (shut up) and "The Talented Mr. Ripley".
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:52pm.
In Goop's defense, it gets really tiring being hounded by fans and the paps all the time
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Thank you, see Nella's the voice of reason:)
OR SalmaNella IS Whamo
OR Whamo slipped SalmaNella a $20..
either way, yooz and delusion: table for 3
;-P hehe
I think she's a useless waste of carbon and calcium, but she's so incredibly irrelevent, I don't have the energy to hate.
Her husband, on the other hand, is a talentless hack that is using up precious airwaves that could be saved for good music.
Coldplay: Dear Christ - if I wanted to hear even more self-involved whinging, I'd spend more time with my kids!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:26pm.
Enjoy Evil. Im going to go add more poop to my flower beds! Ciao!
Good lord GG - use a bathroom like everyone else!
Lazy stupid cunt. Christ I'd walk from Rock Center to Penn Station in fucking heels if it was a nice day.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:22pm.
She should let him run around like a rabbit and laugh it off... which I think she mostly does. Sorry, just can't stand him, can you tell? Hahah
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They have a weird relationship for sure. Him..meh..I'm pretty much indifferent to him and as far as his music goes I actually really liked Parachutes and some songs here. I can't say I'm that much of a fan but I also don't despise them like the rest of the world. Nicklebunk...that's another story I LOATHE them.
no hway - go to youtube and watch what the paps do to people.
i mean, i dont have ANY sympathy for the plight of those making millions of dollars for the sole reason that WE LIKE PICTURES OF THEM cause they are movie stars
BUT
what the paps do should seriously be illegal. its fucking crazy you are allowed to get totally in people's faces like that and surround them so they cant walk. its unacceptable.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:31pm.
LOL! Uh, thanks but I will pass on that!
If anything I think Chris Martin has MUCH more money than she has, Coldplay have been the biggest band in the world for a while. With their bland homilies they're kinda like a GOOP newsletter set to music.
I love how dlisted is the official Paltrow hate site, it's hilarious.
Evil, came outside to cool off a bit. Im in So Cal and hot already. Care to sniff my pits?
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i dont hate goop (cant stand her tho), but her rep said chris was not in the car (and that has to be true, or there'd be a pic of him in the car), and they separated cause of paps.
i rather believe its that she wore IDIOTIC shoes. look at them! but, if you are ahole enough to wear those shoes and too stupid and shallow and embarrassed to put on something sensible, then.....
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:22pm.
Did you get your gardening done already GG?
12 minutes and I am #outtaherelikeaflashtakethatPaylessPam!
EDIT-22 minutes! DUH! Not 12!
tl;dr
Whamo, I know, I agree it's lucky for the world they got into the same vehicle... but don't you think they go too far with the hiding from photog's? To be fair, I think it's all Chris' paranoia! Cuz she's lived with this all her life and knows the score with celebrities! But his freak-out anctics! Sheesh...
She should let him run around like a rabbit and laugh it off... which I think she mostly does. Sorry, just can't stand him, can you tell? Hahah ;)
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goole maps are fun. especially the street views. you can look up people you know or people you used to know and get a great view of their house. i know, kind of creepy. no harm intended. but who can resist if it is there.
Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on :
I am getting off work early today, heading home to pick up my two furry guys and heading to the park to do the 4.5 mile round trip hike on the creek trail.
I'd do it every day if I could. I love to walk when the weather is gorgeous!
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Lucky! I wish I could do that too, but we haz cougars. I don't wish for my Poms/myself to be a snack. Last week, my boss' wife walked out her front door carrying her doggeh and there was a cougar on her driveway! Gotta suck it up and deal with it, we built homes in their territory. Have fun today :-)
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Demi Moore was in your driveway?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:17pm.
@ cuppy
Gaslamps in san diego yup yup!
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Oh cool! Have fun! : )
"Bitches are just jealous because her carbon footprint was made with a Louboutin. Stay hating, poor whores. Stay. Hating."
Thank you, MK for this. Pure fucking gold.
I made a boyfriend drive 2 blocks to a different bar once because I was going to be too drunk to make the return trip. But, I doubt that was her reason.
@ cuppy
Gaslamps in san diego yup yup!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by SalmaNella on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:52pm.
In Goop's defense, it gets really tiring being hounded by fans and the paps all the time
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Thank you, see Nella's the voice of reason:)
I think the REAL story here is the fact that she was actually seen with her husband. I think this is the first time I've heard of them even being near each other.
Yes I know my Gwenny can be a little(yes I said little:P) bit too much at times but surely there's more to the story than this, perhaps Chris couldn't walk and was sore from getting pegged the night before?
Every millenium or so a person is born that actually IS better than all of us and should be carried around peons, Gwenny IS that woman...:P
*puts on helmet, jumps in foxhole, waits for shells*
Good for her. Beautiful women shouldn't walk anywhere. Ugly minions are in existence to step on needles, used condoms and dog shit.
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Posh smiling and laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P842Tmi6lrc&feature=related
ugh..... who cares about these ho's?
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
LMAO MK "cuntress of her own universe" - hehehe. But the worst is not the pollution, nor the entitlement, NO, it's the fact the these two - and countless others - think they're E-fcking-ELVIS or something!! Enough already with "I'm SO persecuted by the PAPS!!" Hiding and ducking out of cars! Bitches, YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT!!
*breathes heatedly* /rant ovah
"poor whores. Stay. Hating." lolllolllollloll ;p
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Ah, who cares about this shit? She's annoying.. but ah, well.