Wednesday, April 18th 2012

Birthday Sluts

David Tennant (41)
Alia Shawkat (23)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (25)
America Ferrera (28)
Kourtney Kardashian (33)
Melissa Joan Hart (36)
Eli Roth (40)
Maria Bello (45)
Eric McCormack (49)
Conan O'Brien (49)
Jeff Dunham (50)
Jane Leeves (51)
Eric Roberts (56)
Rick Moranis (59)
Dorothy Lyman (65)
James Woods (65)
Hayley Mills (66)

Posted by: Michael K


Thamar's picture

Levon Helm's good friend, that
Madman Across the Water

Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus
`Cause he likes the name
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man

birthday/obit ha!

Thamar's picture

Embarrassing! It was not Thé Breakdown who mentioned Levon Helm, it was Rande Sleepover. Oh the shame. Not quite a dble post, like Evil Cupcake makes everyday, but still. Levon Helm awesomely great. Thanks Rande.

loopygorilla's picture

oh god shemar moore, yes gimme.

if i ever saw that fucking hot piece, i would drop to my knees and assume the position, automatically.

WithinReason...'s picture

Foxxxy, Shemar Moore is hott, and thanks for the courtesy hose down hehehehe

HB Rick, another SCTV alum! ;p

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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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joanne's picture

HB Rick Moranis and Jeff Durham.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Rick Moranis, Are you the gatekeeper or the Keymaster? HB you whore. Conan, I love ya but...frankly who cares right now?

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

God, I miss Tennant as the tenth Doctor. He was gorgeous, funny and always, always made me cry. In comparison Matt Smith is an unattractive hyperactive mess. When will he be replaced? I'd like to watch the series again with a decent Doctor.

And don't get me started on the WORST COMPANION EVER, the execrable Amy Pond. Ugh.

Thamar's picture

Opposite of BD, but placing this here

As The Breakdown mentioned…..

From the west down to the east, for Levon Helm,
“The Weight” has been released

Levon Helm’s Going Back to Memphis

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 10:07am.

i cannot watch the Barrowman/Tennant/Freema episodes and keep track of the plot -- constantly rewinding. Too much sex oozing out of my tv to keep track of storyline

WithinReason and Loopygorrilla -- i'll go all Shemar Moore-cutting crazy on you both if you try to get ahead of me. but i promise i'll hose the boys down for ya real clean-like when i'm done with them

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Great group of sluts today!

Happy happy birthday to Conan--I'll always be Team Coco. Happy birthday to Rick Moranis, too, who was so funny on SCTV.

I prefer Christopher Eggleston myself, but David Tennant was such a popular Dr., so happy day to him too!

literarylioness's picture

Jane Leeves is 51? I thought she was born in 1963. Did she lie about her age? Oh, the travesty!

iHeartHaters's picture

Tennant is deeelish and funny as fuck! Happy Bday!

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

M.E.'s picture

Eli Roth and Maria Bello. HB!

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Please post link to photos of James Woods' legendary horse-meat(over 9 inches)!

Ford_Prefect's picture

What? No links to this gem? I need visual!

~*Lets go to my room pig!*~

NovaNightly's picture

Mmmmm...David Tennant. So yummy!! <3

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

Is there anything yummier than David Tennant?

Melissa Joan Hart (36) Happy Bday! She really disappeared off the map.

GingeMinge's picture

HB, Rick Moranis. Unretire please!

CeeCee's picture

Jeff Dunham is such an unfunny, bigoted shit. I wish he'd go away.

Ford_Prefect's picture

Yes, I wish him and his low rent muppets would DIAF. Hard to believe that douche bag is the highest paid comedian in the biz right now.

~*Lets go to my room pig!*~

WithinReason...'s picture

OK Loopy, after you...I'd be ok to watch while I wait for John mmm hmmmm mmm Hehehe

HB to Connaaaaaan too!

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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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loopygorilla's picture

WithinReason and Foxxy, yal better take a ticket cuz I got first dibs on David.

he was the hottest doctor who ever and the things i would do that man.

MadgesVadge's picture

America Ferreira is only 28? Seems older.

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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

WithinReason...'s picture

Foxxy, you can have them after me and Loopy... before the other DL slutties get here! ;D

OMG those two are hawt! ♥♥♥

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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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jack-n-the-hat's picture

HBD to Rick Moranis and James Woods.... I can't stand Eric Roberts, I think he is the WORST damn actor...
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers

David is hottttt!

Loved Klarissa explains it all!

Rick Moranis - funny as hell!

Eric McCormick - of course! (Will on Will and Grace, right).. not bad to look at!

Conan O'Brien (blech, seeing him wnout his shirt on..Made me wanna hurt myself and innocent bystanders)!

Everyone told me I used to look like Haley Mills in the Parent Trap (I don't see it.. plus I never want to look like Miss Bliss).

America Fererra - yeah, that show went really well, didn't it?

Happy Birthday to those sluts and no others!

Foxxy Brown's picture

ok, who mentioned John Barrowman and Tennant in the same thread? now i need a cigarette and a washcloth . . .

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WithinReason...'s picture

HB David, Maria and the other birthday sluts today!! ;p

Always imagined David's ♥Doctor having a hot session with Captain Jack Harkness (Barrowman♥) *drools* I am sure John suggested it many a time! ;p

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"Latin and Greek are not dead, they are immortal!"
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Foxxy Brown's picture

What? Whaaaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt? Happy Birthday to my favorite Doctor [sorry, Matt Smith, you rock too]. my little heart skipped a beat when the site opened on his photo. also to Dorothy Lyman, great actress and director.

what The Breakdown said. plus you're going into Suri's burn book for this one, MK.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

joe shmoe's picture

Happy Birthday Rick Moranis. You funny.

Hmm..continuing the psycho and/or manho Aries list: James Woods and Eric Roberts.

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Whamo's picture

Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:52am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:16am.
America Ferrera...see what happens when you're a cunty cunt cunt, hard to find ain't work aint it!?
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I MUST KNOW MORE!!!!!!!! please! :D
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Apparently she was a first class cunt on her show, at awards shows and just in general was not a very pleasant person. There are all sort of stories of her going off on people and thinking she was the cat's ass. They say be nice to people on the way up because you're going to need em on the way down and she's been passed over for numerous project based on her cunty reputation.

RichBitch's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:16am.
America Ferrera...see what happens when you're a cunty cunt cunt, hard to find ain't work aint it!?
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I MUST KNOW MORE!!!!!!!! please! :D

Whamo's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:29am.
I am repulsed that any Kardashians are on this list.

Fuck those tricks!
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Ab so GD lutely!! I'm on overload with them at this point. If I hear about theseb asshats much more you're going to find me in a bell tower taking pot shots at people.

Bree's picture

Happy birthday, Maeby Funke!

TheBreakdown's picture

I am repulsed that any Kardashians are on this list.

Fuck those tricks!

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luvsmekitty's picture

Happy Birthday Hayley Mills and Rick Moranis!

Jeff Dunham can shove his puppets as well as his birthday cake up his ass!

Whamo's picture

America Ferrera...see what happens when you're a cunty cunt cunt, hard to find ain't work aint it!?

Eli Roth..Movin to the country,Gonna eat a lot of peaches..ya weirdo!

Eric McCormack..Good Canadian boy

Conan O'Brien...I use to like Conan but Craig Ferguson's makes me laugh my ass off.

Eric Roberts...how has this guy not won an Oscar yet?

Rick Moranis...Whatever happened to this guy, he was everywhere in the 80's

James Woods...Mr. IQ, but apparently Mr Asshole too

Happy Bday Sluts

TexnDoc's picture

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20700000/Dynasty-John-James-dynas...

Michael K leaving Dynasty Royalty off the Birthday list! Oh! Surely that is an aging sign. :(((

Meatblocks's picture

CO-naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-annnn!
-the rest can take their bd cake and shove it up their worthless asses.

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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

loopygorilla's picture

I have a weird fetish for David Tennant. he turns me on. I dont know why.

Versailles's picture

You have forgotten Suri Cruise!
She is six today.

And Katie Holmes is celebrating six years of carrying.