Sooooookehhhh Iz With Child

April 17, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Soooooookeeeeehhhh’s nymph womb is now filled with a fairy vampire human baby (a “Walter Mercado” for short) she made with Beeeeeehl. Reps for 29-year-old Anna Paquin and 42-year-old Stephen Moyer tell Entertainment Weekly that she’s knocked up with her first child and his third. Sookeh will pop out her fairy vampire baby on the floor of Merlotte’s sometime this fall.

Yes, Sookeh and Beehl’s babeh will have eyes like a squinting possum (from him) and a tooth gap that can fit a domino, but it will get to call ASkars “uncle” and I’m sure they’ll name it Lafayette Teacup Human Paquin-Moyer. I’m already jealous of it and will find a to glamour it to think it’s me so we can trade places (mostly so I can call ASkars “uncle“).

Unfortunately, those True Blood hos are almost finished filming the next season so they’re not going to pull a Betty Draper by giving us a Fat Sookeh. DAMN.

Tags: Anna Paquin, BABIES!!!, Duggars, Stephen Moyer

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