Sooooookehhhh Iz With Child

Soooooookeeeeehhhh's nymph womb is now filled with a fairy vampire human baby (a "Walter Mercado" for short) she made with Beeeeeehl. Reps for 29-year-old Anna Paquin and 42-year-old Stephen Moyer tell Entertainment Weekly that she's knocked up with her first child and his third. Sookeh will pop out her fairy vampire baby on the floor of Merlotte's sometime this fall.

Yes, Sookeh and Beehl's babeh will have eyes like a squinting possum (from him) and a tooth gap that can fit a domino, but it will get to call ASkars "uncle" and I'm sure they'll name it Lafayette Teacup Human Paquin-Moyer. I'm already jealous of it and will find a to glamour it to think it's me so we can trade places (mostly so I can call ASkars "uncle").

Unfortunately, those True Blood hos are almost finished filming the next season so they're not going to pull a Betty Draper by giving us a Fat Sookeh. DAMN.

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Submitted by Bree on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 5:10pm.

I've read all of the books and I'm glad Charlaine is almost finished with the series because I can't stand it anymore. Like all of these hot, supernatural, live-forever bitches would throw themselves at Sookie or offer to give up eternal life for her ass. She's cute and all but damn. Fairy blood my ass. I don't care what she's got in her, it ain't worth all that and it still doesn't explain why people like Alcide and Quinn would want anything to do with her. In the words of Pam, "I AM SO OVER SOOKIE AND HER PRECIOUS FAIRY VAGINA!"

Submitted by artsy_fartsy on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:41pm.

One of these days their child (or children) is going to, for whatever reason, watch episodes of True Blood and see their Mom and Dad getting on with themselves and everyone else. I'd die if I had to watch my parents doing that, even fake. But grats to them, babees are great news!

Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:41am.

No such thing as being bi. She is either straight and a liar or gay and a fraud.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:09am.

I wonder if it's going to chew its way out of her tummy, like Renesmee ?

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 9:03am.

Breaky, ikr!? Don't know what she did to get the part. She was great in The Piano, but why all those men are itchin' to get with her, come on! FANTASY for frustratos methinks because there is no way! Zero sexiness... Hehehe still happy for them on the bebeh news... ;)

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:57am.

WithinReason:

I agree, and Sookie is not even full fairy, but she SHOULD be to justify all the hot men after her ass. So I am convinced it is not fairy dust...

it's ANGEL DUST!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:53am.

Breaky, I think Jesus and Pam are hott so are Alcide and Lafayette.. Suckeh NOT AT ALL and that fairy stuff was ridic! ;p

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:58am.

megank:

I, too, got into the show late and once I saw a couple of episodes, I was of the opinion that there were only a couple of hot people on that show. Sookie's brother is hot, and maybe the red-headed teen vampire is attractive, and a couple of others are good-looking. But HOT?

Hell to the no!

Now quirky cuteness abounds all over the series in varying degrees in many of the cast, but Askars and Beeeeihl look slightly inbred, and if I were a vampire, I'd be sharing my nights with something hotter than Sookeh!

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:52am.

Haha...look at the penguin. He looks fairly disgusted.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 8:51am.
That is gonna be one beady-eyed baby thing!

That penguin is adorable tho.!

And sorry, but Askars AND Beeeeiel are NOT all that.

SO overrated!
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Submitted by megank on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:49am.

OMG HIS FACE! HAHAHA

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:21am.

That is gonna be one beady-eyed baby thing!

That penguin is adorable tho.!

And sorry, but Askars AND Beeeeiel are NOT all that.

SO overrated!

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:12am.

That is going to be a very unfortunate looking child with parents like that!

Submitted by luvsmekitty on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:03am.

Good Lord, his head is ginormous! He does look like Butthead. HA HA HAAA.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:51am.

That guy looks like a live action Butthead. You could show a double feature on that thing.

Submitted by bitchSpray on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 5:19am.

wow, his forehead has gone far and beyond. that is the most impotant thing here.

no2: congrats!

no3: yes, i think she likes to experiment with women. i read somewhere that they are pretty open in bed, as long as they are both there and okay with it

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 4:59am.

Meh. I'd be more excited if the penguin were knocked up. I think I'm over this show.

Dog, your avi is killing me!!!

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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:50am.

Is she actually bi, or is she another one of those women who want to seem interesting by saying that because they once drunkenly kissed a girl?

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 1:10am.

I watched the later half of the Piano the other night. Damn - girl was good in that. But yup - she looks like Prince Edward. And I don't get any attraction to him. Esp. when standing next to Mr Askars. Yum yum yum.

I was all excited this season for finally having some major bunga bunga action with SOOOOKie and Eric but it just seems like they have a really hard time filming such scenes with the two of them as he's about two feet taller.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:43pm.
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Aww....doggie! Did you get this avi your using from the "50 dogs with one ear up and one ear down"?

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:58pm.

that penguin looks very chill.

hahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!

i am easily amused.

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 10:38pm.

Stephen looks like the penguin....not in a good way. He has a great body though to make up for it.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:43pm.
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I wonder if he asks her for threesomes.
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Submitted by lovelylaney on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 10:05pm.

Aww no fat Sookeh on True Blood and ITA the penguin is the cutest thing in that pic!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:43pm.

I like these two and am happy for them, but YIKES...Vampire Beehl looks like Piers Morgan meets Mars Attacks.

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Submitted by Violet on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:34pm.

awwww congrats to them!

Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:30pm.

"Sookeh and Beehl's babeh will have eyes like a squinting possum (from him) and a tooth gap that can fit a domino"

Don't say that! It could end up with eyes like a deer in headlights and a nose like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:29pm.

Gay girl.

Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:25pm.

For sure for a sec thought it was Timothy Geitner

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:21pm.

Poor child is going to be fug.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:17pm.

The most attractive thing in this photo is the pengiun.

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Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 9:06pm.

Okay I don't give any shiz about vampires and the writing on the show looks terrible. Then again, the only shows I watch are Southpark and Family Guy.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 8:31pm.

Congrats to them! But will the bebeh look like ASkars, Sam or Beehl? hehehe Please name the kid Lafayette, Sookeh! ;)

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