Good News, OctoMom Is Open To Doing Fap Porn
Seen here making the "giving two handjobs to two men on stilts" pose, OctoMom has swore on her arch-less minus sign brows that she'd do almost anything for money, but one thing she will never do for a check is rub her c-section scar on another naked human being. Howard Stern called into the whatcomesafterz-lister chat line, Dial-A-Star, and paid the $14 a minute rate to have phone sex with Octo. Click here if you need to hear that today, but if you'd much rather assault your eyes than assault your ears with Octo's "toddler after taking its first hit of meth" voice, I've transcribed it below:
HS: How you doing, honey?OM: (giggles)
HS: Why can't you just chill a little bit?
OM: IknowImsohighstrungIthinkpeoplekingofgetoffonthatbutthen..
HS: I bet you're a good kisser.
OM: EWWW! Idontknowitsgotcobwebsdownthererambleramble-
HS: I'm picturing my cock in your mouth to shut you up.
OM: I got icicles everywhere. Everywhere. Soyoudjustrambleramble-
HS: It doesn't matter. I'm trying to have phone sex with you.
OM: It doesn't matter iciclesrambleramble-
HS: Why don't you grab one of those diapers and shove it in your bleep hole-
OM: ramblerambleramblerambleramrambleramble
Then, Gina, the madam of the Dial-A-Star, told Howard that she's trying to convince Octo to accept pornier offers including tapping her exit only baby chute on camera. Howard asked Octo about doing solo porn and she said that she's thinking about it:
“I don’t know yet. I’d have to really reflect on that. It depends on how much I’m offered.The only thing I’ll never do is give my body to another for money. That’s one thing I’ll never do…I don’t want them to have any resentment 20 years from now.”
Oh, Octo doesn't have to worry about her child army resenting her for doing porn. They're going to resent her either way. They can't even spell "resentment" and they already know they resent her crazy ass. You know who I resent? Howard Stern. I resent him for putting the image of a diaper dildo in my head. I also resent myself, because while typing that headline, I was a few keystrokes away from accidentally typing "pap smear porn" instead. Even I can't Google that last one... (Okay, I just did and why am I not surprised that Vanessa Hudgens came up as the second picture?)
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why is Dlisted starting to depress me?
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:54pm.
Put them up for adoption in pairs. If no humans are available, try wolves.
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OR DINGOES!!
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LOl! IG! How could they be worse off? So a couple get eaten, there are so many of 'em, who'll notice?
(I KEED! I don't advocate children being eaten by dingoes!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Howard Stern's cock in her mouth makes me want to throw up a little bit.
I heard that Dina Lohan is on this line too. God only knows what size icicles she needs.
What's with the ICICLES?
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:54pm.
Put them up for adoption in pairs. If no humans are available, try wolves.
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OR DINGOES!!
Whamo: ICICLES, ICICLES!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 1:00pm.
I was watching one of my favorites "Midnight Cowboy" last night
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Hey I'M WALKIN HERE, I'M WALKIN HERE!!
Classic movie Tex, and the theme song awesome too.
sorry, OT I know, just had to:)
…I don’t want them to have any resentment 20 years from now.”
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Ah...You mean like the resentment of being born to a fishlipped freak??
Sweeet Geeezuz she's one ugly fucking woman. The scary think is with her clothes on her body looks ok, I pity the poor bastard that finally DOES get this chick in the sack, I'll personally hand him a trophy if he's able to keep it up long enough to even get it in never mind actually cum....oh man I just gave myself the shivers with that thought.
oh my Lord.
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My Momma told me, "Be careful who you do, 'cause karma comes back around"
Same ol' song, na
But I was so sure that it wouldn't happen to me
'Cause I know how to put it down
But I was so wrong
I was watching one of my favorites "Midnight Cowboy" last night and thinking I'd so much rather be living through the late 1960s. Ugh, but then the 70s would be coming up. On topic: women didn't have litters back then.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:54pm.
Yeah, I could do a long, long list of ways in which dogs/wolves are better parents than Octomom.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I'll admit... I'd spend 10 minutes watching this skank beat her meat... *no shame*
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
She must be desperate indeed. I get the feeling she's never actually had the peen in her life, and isn't interested in it either. She's an attention vampire; she isn't interested in sex.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I have to weigh in here and say that I wish CPS would just take the "burden" of supporting those poor little publicity stunts away from this nutcase.
They have no father nor positive male role-models. There's no way such a narcissist can give them love or support. I feel even worse for the 1st batch of kids.
Put them up for adoption in pairs. If no humans are available, try wolves.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Gimme a break ho's. At least 80% will be watching that shit.
I like her. I mean, if I had to choose between her and the Turdashians to throw into a volcano, I'd save her because she's got mouths to feed. Err... on second thought, taxpayers feed those mouths, but they still need someone pick up their garbage.
Really, I feel sorry for those kids so she gets to live.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Cannot even look @ her.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Considering every single one of her chirren were turkey baster babies, methinks this bitch has never been laid in her life.
Again with the icicles! Maybe she should make a pron with Jose Canseco.
AGREED! (in ref. to Deb's post)
Pap smear porn agghhhh! Thats lovely -barf
Every time Octo says she won't do this or that for money she ends up doing it, so she has minus zero credibility in my book.
THE ICICLES, GUYS! THE ICICLES!!! she is really speaking my language
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
NEXT POST PLEASE!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson